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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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Well you drank water for 1 week at 6 days to many. The day that counts is the day of the test.


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Re: mother f***er [Re: AbstractHarmonix]
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o sweet i think i have some calli tea. but yea lol actually i was just at safeway and yea i should get the video tape from the cameras. maybe get his ass for harrasment, plus he pushed me first i acted in self defence (they better have cameras outside)


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

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Re: mother f***er [Re: InsatiableThirst]
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good good. ill save all that make sure i get all that tomorrow.


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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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my first drug test was for my dads work. It was the first time I ever smoked pot too. I think I took like 1-2 hits off a joint. It did nothing but make me choke..haha. But i was scared shitless when I had to do a drug test a few days later. My dumb ass friend said I would fail because he was smoking alot around me so the smoke gets absorbed into my skin.

Anyway...i passed.


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Re: mother f***er [Re: Toddo]
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lol i hate when people r like that. good thing u passed though. luckily iv never failed a test for jobs. that would suck


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Re: mother f***er [Re: Stonerguy]
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aw yea i see now. so id be pissing out straight water, when i go in for the test.


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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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6.
THC is fat soluble, and it gets stored in your fat cells. Cleaning it out
of your lipid tissue is very difficult. Many herbal products claim to
clean out your system, yet they do nothing to remove THC byproducts from
fat cells. A study was done in Germany in 1993 on 50 of the most common
herbs used by people trying to pass the test. All 50 herbs failed to cause
a negative. Unfortunately, this rumor will not die. Goldenseal (plant) is
useless; yet it's the most common thing for people to use. The only way to
extract THC from fat cells is to exercise (5.8). Fat cells secrete fat
with THC metabolites at a constant rate, regardless of what herbs you
consume. You may be able to temporarily clean THC metabolites from your
bloodstream, or dilute your fluids to yield a larger urine/THC ratio, but
your bloodstream will continue collecting THC metabolites from fat. Your
urine will continue collecting THC metabolites from your bloodstream.

6.1 Dilution: Hyper saturating your body with fluids will dilute
metabolites possibly below the 50 ng/mL threshold, depending on your
metabolism. Be aware that creatinine levels are often tested, and will
show that the sample has been diluted. Diluting your sample will also
produce clear urine, with virtually no yellow color. They will assume that
you've diluted your sample, and they may reject your sample on the basis of
color alone. It's only necessary to start drinking just before the test.
Those who drown themselves in fluid days before a test are only causing
unnecessary discomfort. Those who stay up all night drinking don't have
any better chance than one who drinks heavily first thing in the morning.
Get up early if the test is early, but don't lose sleep over a test that's
given in the daytime.

6.1.1 Water: Drink at least eight hefty glasses of fluid (preferably
water) just prior to the test. Many people start drinking water several
days before the test; which is useless. Water does *not* clean any THC
metabolites out of your system because THC is not water soluble. Water
only dilutes urine temporarily. Do not over do it; you can get water
intoxication. People can actually overdose and even die from water
intoxication. It's very hard to do, and you'll vomit before anything
gets serious.

6.1.2 Creatinine level: Eating red meat will boost creatinine levels. If
you eat a lot of red meat for the 3 days prior to the test, your creatinine
level will be normal, and the lab won't know that you've diluted your urine
sample.

6.7 How to give a clean sample: Don't give urine from your first
urination of the day. It's the dirtiest, and can be heavily filled with
metabolites. Urinate a couple of times before giving a test sample. Also,
don't give the beginning or end of the stream. Piss in the toilet, then
quickly stop and go in the cup. Stop, and shift back to the toilet for the
last portion. Only give a midstream sample. Just be sure to give 60 cc's.

6.8 Exercise: Athletes have a big advantage over normal civilians. When
fat is burned, THC byproducts are released into the blood. This is the
only way to get THC metabolites out of lipid tissue. "Normal living will
burn them slowly, as your fat reserves get turned over" (Dr. Grow). Due to
an athletes high metabolic rate, THC moves through an athletes system
significantly faster. Exercising between drug tests will clean THC
metabolites from the system at a faster rate, thus lowering the detection
period. It is important to stop burning fat cells near test time. On test
day, it doesn't matter what's in your lipid tissue. What's in your blood
and urine does matter. Exercise increases the amount of THC metabolites in
the urine; so quit exercising a week before the test. Be lazy, and eat
big. This will put the body in an anabolic fat-storing stage. At this
point, the "buried" THC metabolites won't escape and go the the urine.
There are drugs that will increase metabolism the way exercise does, but
these are the same drugs that they are usually testing for. Exercise
should only be considered when the subject knows that he or she will not
be given a pop quiz in the near future.


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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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thegatewaydrug said:
aw yea i see now. so id be pissing out straight water, when i go in for the test.


Exactly, but for shit like this they test your createnine(not to be confused with creatine which converts to createnine in the body) levels. This tells them if you drank a shit load of water.


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Re: mother f***er [Re: InsatiableThirst]
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damn, now that was the information i needed:thumbup: i gotta run like a mo fucker then


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
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Re: mother f***er [Re: Stonerguy]
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Stonerguy said:
thegatewaydrug said:
aw yea i see now. so id be pissing out straight water, when i go in for the test.


Exactly, but for shit like this they test your createnine(not to be confused with creatine which converts to createnine in the body) levels. This tells them if you drank a shit load of water.


InsatiableThirst said:
6.1.2 Creatinine level: Eating red meat will boost creatinine levels. If
you eat a lot of red meat for the 3 days prior to the test, your creatinine
level will be normal, and the lab won't know that you've diluted your urine
sample.


I'm quick like a bunny.


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If you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

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Re: mother f***er [Re: Stonerguy]
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hmmm, so wut will happen if they figure out i drank water? just test me again later


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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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thegatewaydrug said:
damn, now that was the information i needed:thumbup: i gotta run like a mo fucker then


Glad I could be of service.  Good luck with your test!


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Re: mother f***er [Re: Toddo]
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Toddo said:
O...ic. Ok, well...im not going off of facts, im going of what I saw when i went in for my drug test. They where did a few tests with the pee.


Yeah. They test the temp, dip the little litmus paper thingy that tells them if you have used certain drugs recently, and it also tests for certain things like golde seal, creatine, etc. They generally do a cursory pat down before you go in to take the piss and they may or may not waych your back, while you pee, but you can still get by, if you are crafty.


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Re: mother f***er [Re: InsatiableThirst]
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ooo read meat... well desperate times call for desperate measures


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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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Probably. Just eat red meat 3 days prior and you'll be good to go.


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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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Yeah, but to be truthfull as long as your not a really big fatass and you are pretty healthy I think you will pass without doing anything.


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Re: mother f***er [Re: Stonerguy]
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thats good to hear. cause i am in pretty good shape right now. less fat cells to store thc right?


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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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aight well ima go run a mile or 2 just to burn w/e is in my system out. ill be back in like an hour or so


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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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Have fun. And don't forget to drink water!


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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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The kid definately deserved what was coming to him bro. I suggest having a friend that is clean, a little brother close to your age, or anybody within 6 years of your age of the same gender piss for you. Just wash out a condom or do what I did and use a ziplock bag inside of another ziplock bag.. Baggy pants. Regular white underwear to hold the piss close to your body keeping it water temperature. You'll be good. Does the job. You just have to have them piss RIGHT before you leave for the test.

If that isnt possible for some reason you best get some sort of Detox use that, drink lots of water and juices (cranberry juice works wonders), go for a 1-2 mile jog every night, and hope for the best.


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