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Invisiblevivid
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Detox tips anyone?
    #4400759 - 07/13/05 07:04 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

So i finally got a job offer, but its contigent on me passing a drug test within 24 hours.. that means tomarrow.  I smoked last night..  So far, i'm drinking cranberry juice, popping niacin, and i have Vale Triple Strength Detox...
Anyone have any other tips of what to do and what not to do to help me pass the test tomarrow?    :confused:


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: Detox tips anyone? [Re: vivid]
    #4400770 - 07/13/05 07:06 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

water? thats abuot all i can think of sorry


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Re: Detox tips anyone? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4400785 - 07/13/05 07:09 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

vitamin b2 to make your piss yellow after drinking all that stuff + all the water you should be drinking...

http://norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=3406

http://norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=4934

Read... :smile:  Hope you pass!!!


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InvisibleKrishna
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Re: Detox tips anyone? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4400787 - 07/13/05 07:09 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

how often do you smoke?

if often at all, the only thing that will really save you is somebody else's piss.

if not so often, then drink a lot of water and eat a lot of red meat to raise your creatinine levels. if you're vegetarian (like me :smile: ) you're a bit screwed - drinking a lot of water will lower your creatinine, and they test for that to see if you have tried to flush your system.

best of luck!


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Re: Detox tips anyone? [Re: vivid]
    #4400791 - 07/13/05 07:10 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

WATER man. like, ridiculous amounts of water.

you want to have enough water in yoru system that your peeing at least 3-4 times an hour the day prior and the day of yoru pee tests.

if you do this, you can smoke right before you pee in the cup and pass it with a gold medal.

gold like pee.


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Re: Detox tips anyone? [Re: Todcasil]
    #4400829 - 07/13/05 07:28 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

if you have an (gnc) in yor area, they sell a product called
quick- test that work's great !!!!
I even smoked the night befor, and did some meth all night with no detection,
but you only have a 4-6 hour window.
also dont mention your intention's to the salesperson,or they cant sell
the product to you!


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Re: Detox tips anyone? [Re: vivid]
    #4400838 - 07/13/05 07:32 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Get some synthetic urine and just use that. I hear it works pretty well. Just make sure you follow the instructions that come with it. I'm probably going to have to use some synthetic urine myself eventually.


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Re: Detox tips anyone? [Re: ant61]
    #4400842 - 07/13/05 07:32 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

water and vitamins will get even a constant smoker through. AFOAF smoked the night before a test and passed with flying colors.


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Re: Detox tips anyone? [Re: ant61]
    #4400860 - 07/13/05 07:38 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

thanks for the tips guys, i'm definately drinking alot of water, i'll take some b2 with the Vale tomarrow.  The detox is made for people over 200 lbs, which i'm no where near.  I think I'll do alright. :laugh:  you guys rock


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Re: Detox tips anyone? [Re: vivid]
    #4400872 - 07/13/05 07:41 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I wouldn't worry about the drug test.

They're going to fire you once they figure out
that you can't spell tomorrow.


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Re: Detox tips anyone? [Re: afoaf]
    #4400955 - 07/13/05 08:10 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

kikiki

:rotfl:


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Re: Detox tips anyone? [Re: Todcasil]
    #4401935 - 07/14/05 01:27 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Just say NO.... :rofl2:


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Re: Detox tips anyone? [Re: Juan_del_Pueblo]
    #4402673 - 07/14/05 09:59 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Vale is a good product. And I usually only recommend the triple strength to people that are over 180 lbs. So you may not need to drink all of it. It is some pretty strong stuff and will clean you out. So be prepared. Remember that it is all vitamins and minerals so your body might go into shock (vomiting and the poops). Your daily diet and life style will play key factor in how your body will react to the drink. And I've never had a customer who has needed to cash in on the double money back guarantee that they offer if the customer fails their test. Just remember to follow the instructions to a t. Very important, that one. Make sure you use the bathroom a couple of times after taking it and before you take your test, because the first couple of times will be most of the waste coming out of your body. You can even take a b12 vitamin to put back some color into your urine. The vale and water will deplete color.


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Re: Detox tips anyone? [Re: afoaf]
    #4402684 - 07/14/05 10:07 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

afoaf said:
I wouldn't worry about the drug test.

They're going to fire you once they figure out
that you can't spell tomorrow.




:rofl:

i count you as one of the top 5 funniest posters on this board, afoaf. also one of the top 5 biggest assholes. but in a good kind of way. :grin:


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