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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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mother f***er
    #4374004 - 07/06/05 12:27 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

i just got home from being in the back of a cop car for roughly an hour. heres the deal, i went out today to the store to pick up some food, i ran into someone iv hated since i was 13. he starts talking shit to me, and i just said "go away before u hurt ur self" but of course he eggs me on more. so i do the right thing and stop everything im doing and walk outside (like an idiot he follows me) so as im walking to my car he pushes me in the back so i turn around and punch him and broke his nose. at this point im thinking fuck yea i win hah. of all timing theres a cop right around the corner that only saw me punch him, so now i have to go to court, plus if i dont pass the drug test im on for sure probation. now im not to worried bout court as much as i am about the drug test... anything i can do to clean my system out in a week?? or am i fuck


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InvisibleStonerguy
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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4374011 - 07/06/05 12:28 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Well here is the obviuse one, dont use any drugs. If you can I would try to get some fake piss.


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: mother f***er [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4374013 - 07/06/05 12:30 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

i havent smoked for almost a week... probly doesnt help any. i dunno bout the fake piss.


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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4374014 - 07/06/05 12:30 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

dammit.  I'm really sorry to hear that.  Look into those herbal supplements.

I wish you the best of luck. 

:thumbup:For better days!


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: mother f***er [Re: Toddo]
    #4374016 - 07/06/05 12:31 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

im not totally bummed about it, at least i broke his nose hah, and belive me it looked like it hurt it looked completely sideways. but yea ima go to my local smoke shop see if they have any system cleansers


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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4374017 - 07/06/05 12:31 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I think you have a pretty good chance at passing it. Try to work out some, and maybe drink a couple of cups of water befor the drug test. Also are you sure they are drug testing you? I wouldn't think in non-drug related crimes they would test you.


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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4374018 - 07/06/05 12:32 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

dont do fake piss...they test it and it has to be in a small range or temp.

Look into detox stuff. Thats your best bet as of right now.


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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4374022 - 07/06/05 12:33 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)



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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: mother f***er [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4374023 - 07/06/05 12:33 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

o i know for a fact they will drug test me. they did it last time i got in a fight, but i passed last time


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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4374024 - 07/06/05 12:33 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

good to hear you got that satisfaction of breaking the bastards nose.  See the good in everything!  :cool:


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InvisibleStonerguy
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Re: mother f***er [Re: Toddo]
    #4374026 - 07/06/05 12:34 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Toddo said:
dont do fake piss...they test it and it has to be in a small range or temp.

Look into detox stuff. Thats your best bet as of right now.




Alot of the fake piss comes with a heater that you wrap around the package that makes it stay in the right temp zone. Also make sure you don't go overboard with the water b/c they will test for creatinine


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: mother f***er [Re: Toddo]
    #4374027 - 07/06/05 12:34 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

lol yep.

thanks thirst ima read up on that right now


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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4374030 - 07/06/05 12:35 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Np I hope it helps. There's a few other things online I'm gonna check for and post for you.


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Re: mother f***er [Re: Toddo]
    #4374031 - 07/06/05 12:35 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

The fake piss kits work. I have a friend who uses this once a month and he swears by it.

Sucks to hear about your drama, Gateway.


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InvisibleStonerguy
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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4374035 - 07/06/05 12:36 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

The quike fix detox solutions don't work.... They all work on the same principal of drinking a hella alot of water. I ordered one once that said in the directions "Also after drinking this drink a half gallon of water"

Also this is a good forum on marijuana.com about piss testing
http://www.marijuana.com/420/forumdisplay.php?f=24


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: mother f***er [Re: InsatiableThirst]
    #4374037 - 07/06/05 12:37 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

thanks man i appreciate the help alot.

blissed - so how do these things work exactly. cause they check me for stuff like that before i go into the bathroom to piss.


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: mother f***er [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4374041 - 07/06/05 12:38 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

yea, last time i had to test i went through almost 30 water bottles a day for like 2 weeks. i was pissing every 5 mins swear to god. but it cleaned me out


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Re: mother f***er [Re: blissedout]
    #4374043 - 07/06/05 12:38 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

O...ic. Ok, well...im not going off of facts, im going of what I saw when i went in for my drug test. They where did a few tests with the pee.


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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4374044 - 07/06/05 12:39 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I found something..

http://www.cannabis.com/usage/dtfaq.shtml

6. PRODUCING CLEAN URINE
6.1 Dilution
6.1.1 Water
6.1.2 Creatinine level
6.1.3 Vitamin B
6.2 Diuretics
6.2.1 Ultimate Blend (c) (was Test Free)
6.2.2 Detoxify Carbo Clean (c)
6.2.3 Naturally Klean Herbal Tea (c)
6.2.4 Goldenseal
6.2.5 Certa or Certo
6.2.6 Vales Original Formula
6.2.7 Lasix
6.3 Vinegar
6.4 Dexatrim
6.5 Fiber
6.6 Vitamin lecithin
6.7 How to give a clean sample
6.8 Exercise
6.9 Beta-2 agonists
6.10 Beta-3 agonists
6.11 Low dosaging

Go to that site. There's a huge section of the text that tells you how to do it. Scroll down till you hit the 6th chapter. The numbers on on the side. It goes into detail on each of the categories listed that will help you pass the test.


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Re: mother f***er [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4374045 - 07/06/05 12:39 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

the detox will work well, also be sure to drink alot of water, starting now, to try to manually cleanse your body, because if you get tested with such watered piss, they will demand another, im sure.

also there are these AWESOME cleansing teas that deplete toxins of all sorts out of your body. now you will shit and piss alot but it is good for you, i promise and it will clear those buggers right outta the tests. try "calli tea" look for this herbal ness at a health food store or in the organic and tea sections of your local manstrean supermakets.


between these three options you should be good

now with that aside.

fuck that asshole.
Was the store you were at a pig chain store? maybe they have those camera on the top of the building that watch the parking lots and such? you could request a tape for court purposes...

if there were cameras in the actual store there could also be footage of him harrassing you...

better get on that shit.

and sorry about all that, i hate the cops and getting in trouble. especially when its so called "justified" in our eyes.

good luck


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