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Invisiblemjshroomer
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Never Do This When Picking Mushrooms Near A Water Buffalo
    #4254772 - 06/04/05 03:18 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I have traveled many pastures throughout the world and never once have I stepped on a cow pie or a pile of buffalo shit.

So therefore when I saw some shrooms growing form a coconut tree, I stepped onto what appeared to be a dried large pile of buffalo shit. At least it was dried on the outside. In four to six weeks, copes and Pans and coprinus and other shrooms as well as green plant life will emerge. however, here is my four-inch deep foot print in this pile of shit.

A few years ago I stepped into a hugh compost heap at least ten to twelve feet tal and sunk to my hips.

Check this foot print out. Four inches deep at leas.



and to give you an idea just how big a buffalo turd can be, here is my thong 9" and a large pile of buffalo shit.



HEre is one pissed off Buffalo awaiting a second chance in the arena.



This Pink buffalo b the arena is taking a piss. NEver move when the buffalo pee. They will attack you and even attack their handlers if they move when the animal stops to pee. That is the arena they fight against each other in.



Time to go for a swim in the beautiful salt water Gulf of Thailand.

mj


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Re: Never Do This When Picking Mushrooms Near A Water Buffalo [Re: mjshroomer]
    #4255529 - 06/04/05 12:32 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Im loving these pics and stories from around the world mj.  Keep 'em coming! :smile:


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Re: Never Do This When Picking Mushrooms Near A Water Buffalo [Re: mastacheefa]
    #4255555 - 06/04/05 12:40 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

oh man that is awesome. Nice pics.


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Re: Never Do This When Picking Mushrooms Near A Water Buffalo [Re: GNIOM1498]
    #4255724 - 06/04/05 01:55 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

That first water buffalo is one ugly mofo.


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Re: Never Do This When Picking Mushrooms Near A Water Buffalo [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #4255795 - 06/04/05 02:13 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

were you wearing sandals?


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Re: Never Do This When Picking Mushrooms Near A Water Buffalo [Re: Mitchnast]
    #4258173 - 06/05/05 02:10 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah Mitchnast.

But don't worry. I reahed in and pulled it out.

Only the bottom and sides had shit on it.

Had to walk a few hundred meters to a bucket of water to wash my foot.


See todays cool post for june 5, coming in a half an hour.

mj


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Re: Never Do This When Picking Mushrooms Near A Water Buffalo [Re: mjshroomer]
    #4258517 - 06/05/05 03:47 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

well. at least you weren't ther for the tsumnami.
shit almost feels like sweet home.
btw,
if you edited this pic, fess up.

otherwise it's a deep perspective of the life of a trip shitting psycho beast.
mj., if you can paint, then paint this. it's (from my POV)
something special. if you cant, then try.
and if youre afraid to try, then at least hold a contest where the best rendering of this image wil receive the thickest print from the trip or something special.

it's too cool to let go.
  plus im up to the challange and would love to try some copes. :smile:

i will enter.


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Re: Never Do This When Picking Mushrooms Near A Water Buffalo [Re: Mitchnast]
    #4258808 - 06/05/05 06:45 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

The beast is for real/. Will post the whole image tom,orrow if I can remember. Why he looked like that I do not know. Could have been the clay-sandy soil. Although I never saw one this color before. They do have bufalos with painted ornamentals horns which are paiseley and psychedelic at the buffalo fights. I willg o ont he 18th of June and take some pictures.

mj


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Re: Never Do This When Picking Mushrooms Near A Water Buffalo [Re: Mitchnast]
    #4259962 - 06/05/05 03:17 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

it looks like its face has been bandaged.


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Re: Never Do This When Picking Mushrooms Near A Water Buffalo [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #4260713 - 06/05/05 07:30 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I bet he would taste good though. =)


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Re: Never Do This When Picking Mushrooms Near A Water Buffalo [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #4261457 - 06/05/05 10:41 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I find that most meat in Cambodia generally sucks. I lived there for two years and the meat is all you can chew.. Although I do love LocLak. :wink:
Wish I would of known about mushies while I lived there.. I had no clue...


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Re: Never Do This When Picking Mushrooms Near A Water Buffalo [Re: Mitchnast]
    #4262178 - 06/06/05 01:21 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Calling MJ out on his pictures...! That is not a new one.
The picture looks real, and I'm almost sure that they cover themselves in mud to kill parasites and keep other ones off (flies and the like)
The color variation you guys are seeing is the different levels of dryness in the mud, which makes a cool effect. Kind of like how a pan or weilli cascades from dark to light :thumbup: I especially like how the bull carefully avoided his eyes. He's been chompin the boomers. :stoned:


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