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Porn When You Were Younger
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I remember when I was younger porn was the most exciting thing ever. I guess I was around 13 or so and getting all those hormones and whatnot. Somehow I got a hold of some playboys, but didn't know where to keep them. So I rode my bike to this vacant lot in my neighborhood and hid them. Then I would go out there every now and then to wack off. My heart would beat really fast and it was just so awesome. Too hard to explain. Now everyone has the internet and porn is everywhere and too easy easy to access.

Funny story. A couple years ago I was looking for this cave and finally found it. I noticed this kid by the entrance with a magazine in his hands and his pants were down. There was another kid in some bushes like 15 feet behind him, watching him or something. I pretended like it was no big deal and asked him if this was the cave. He slowly pulled up his pants and walked away, not saying anything. Then the kid in the bushes started giggling. It was pretty weird. I don't know if these kids were experimenting or what.

Anyone else have a hiding spot in the woods for your porn when you were younger?


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Re: Porn When You Were Younger [Re: Mighty Bop]
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Number of masturbation threads made by Mighty Bop in the past hour: 2

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Re: Porn When You Were Younger [Re: Burke Dennings]
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electrode said:
Number of masturbation threads made by Mighty Bop in the past hour: 2

:handth:


LOL I was actually gonna start another one. Should I?


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Re: Porn When You Were Younger [Re: Mighty Bop]
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Why not? You're on a roll.

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Re: Porn When You Were Younger [Re: Mighty Bop]
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I had this friend in high school. His dad had porn and we would watch it sometimes when his parents were gone. 80s porn. But still good :smile: Anyways, the whole family left one day for vacation or something and my friend left one of his windows unlocked for me to get in. So I went over there, climbed on the roof (2-story house) and went in and did my business. Talk about being horny. I'm lucky no one saw me climb up there and call the cops....


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Re: Porn When You Were Younger *DELETED* [Re: Mighty Bop]
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Re: Porn When You Were Younger [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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Damn you'd think that would have got you her in the mood! That would be a dream come true for me. Nothing happened??


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Re: Porn When You Were Younger [Re: z_x_x_z]
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drgonz said:
Wackin off isn't what it used to be, now it's out of habit/boredom.


yea for sure. my thighs used to get this tingly feeling when my parents left, cuz it meant i could rub one out. its jus not the same anymore..


also i hid my first porno rag under a rock outside


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Re: Porn When You Were Younger [Re: Yarry]
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That was actually going to be the topic of my new thread. Do you guys use toilet paper or some rag? My friend uses a rag that he tosses into his closet after he is done. But you hid yours under a rock outside?? Why not keep it under your bed and did this thing get washed?? Wait a minute you meant mag didn't you?


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Re: Porn When You Were Younger [Re: Mighty Bop]
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Nah nothing happened. I wish though man. If I could go back in time Id of tried my hardest to make somthing happen. She was just a really cool chick. Sat there and laughed along with me. We were both being really touchy n shit but we always were. I didnt understand sex at that time anyway. For fucks sake I was around 8. hah.


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Re: Porn When You Were Younger [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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8 and watching porn?? Damn.


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Re: Porn When You Were Younger *DELETED* [Re: Mighty Bop]
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Re: Porn When You Were Younger [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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So he nutted into the same bag for 2 years? 

That's the coolest thing I've read all day. :lol:

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Re: Porn When You Were Younger [Re: Yarry]
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Oh yeah, the magic of young age... I remember the excitement not only of being able to fap it, but also when I "discovered" what of a hot chick some girl was... being all touchy with the excuse of being a child :grin:
Now it's all routine. Few new things make me feel that way nowadays.

Good times, good times...


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Re: Porn When You Were Younger [Re: Burke Dennings]
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electrode said:
So he nutted into the same bag for 2 years? 

That's the coolest thing I've read all day. :lol:


OMG I'm laughing so hard I'm sweating here  :rotfl:


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Re: Porn When You Were Younger [Re: Burke Dennings]
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Yupp a plastic grocery store bag. hah.. Jesus when I heard this I was cracking up. I busted his balls bad the next time I seen him. He denys it but she was close to him so I believe her. That fuckin bag must have stunk.

Yeah I dont talk to him much anymore though. He and I both lost our virginity to the same girl and now I have a baby with her so its a little weird. bleh. He was never a really close friend anyway more of a friend while in school more than anything. Outside of school I had my crew he had his.


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Re: Porn When You Were Younger [Re: z_x_x_z]
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drgonz said:
Toilet paper is the only way to go. Just do your business and flush it away. Fuck keepin a rag stashed anywhere.


LOL that's what I do. How can you use the same nasty rag every time?? Wouldn't it be all crusty??


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Re: Porn When You Were Younger [Re: Mighty Bop]
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the first time i had an orgasm i wasn't even touching myself, i was just watching porn. i was like "woah."


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