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InvisibleSwami
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Sperm Bank
    #4093764 - 04/25/05 01:35 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

As it is unlikely (though not impossible) that I will have children; should I donate sperm to pass down my incredible genetics ? Do I owe the human race at least that much?


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: Swami]
    #4093783 - 04/25/05 01:40 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

:shrug: If nobody agrees with you for those reasons, you'll at least get some $.

Think of it this way; you're making people happy, and getting paid to masturbate.


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: Psychoactive1984]
    #4093792 - 04/25/05 01:44 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Your genetics suck.


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: Droz]
    #4093804 - 04/25/05 01:47 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Have you seen me? :smile: (or you didn't quick reply)


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"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: Psychoactive1984]
    #4093816 - 04/25/05 01:51 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Or the government could take your genes produce a clone and to mind control testing on your clone only to turn around and control you.


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: Swami]
    #4093836 - 04/25/05 01:56 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Swami said:
As it is unlikely (though not impossible) that I will have children; should I donate sperm to pass down my incredible genetics ? Do I owe the human race at least that much?




yes.

we need more intelligent minds, especially since the vast majority of those who breed are the pond scum of the gene pool.

but fuck raising kids. Just make your donation to the bank and make some lesbian couple raise the bastard.


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4093863 - 04/25/05 02:04 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I say keep your sperm to yourself.


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: Droz]
    #4093878 - 04/25/05 02:07 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

but what about the Red Menace?!?!

those commie bastards are going to win simply by outbreeding us! Who is going to fight for our precious oil? Redneck trailerspawn? We're doomed!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4093895 - 04/25/05 02:11 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I'm a commie. Die american.


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: Droz]
    #4093909 - 04/25/05 02:14 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Sperm Bank... commie..

:smirk: How appropriate. :smile:


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"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: Droz]
    #4093912 - 04/25/05 02:15 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

whatever.

in Star Trek, the Enterprise always triumphs over the Borg.

so nyah.


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4093916 - 04/25/05 02:17 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I'm sorry your belief system has to tie around labels you get from movies.
Sorry.


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4093919 - 04/25/05 02:18 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

!!! That proves that Democracy always wins over Fascist philosophy without a doubt....

Accept when it takes half the world to dismantle it... and, uh... nevermind.


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"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: Droz]
    #4093935 - 04/25/05 02:26 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Droz said:
I'm sorry your belief system has to tie around labels you get from movies.
Sorry.




may the force be with you. free your mind. get your groove back. show me the money. if you build it, they will come. ET phone home.

oh yeah


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: Swami]
    #4094282 - 04/25/05 08:17 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Personally, I don't believe much of your style of thinking is generated from your genetics. I'm sure there is some influence there, but I think the fact that you won't be raising the child gives it a pretty good chance of ending up very unlike you.

Can't say for sure, of course.

Edit: Removed unnecessary babble...


Edited by JacquesCousteau (04/25/05 08:26 AM)


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: Swami]
    #4094304 - 04/25/05 08:57 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Can't hurt, right?


Can't say I've spent time actually looking for a sperm bank but I'm sure that if I found one I'd swing by real quick. I mean.. hell, what other bodily fluid can you get payed to donate, plasma?
and when you start comparing walking out of a place with 50 bucks feeling light-headed and woozy, or walking in feeling yourself and out with 50 bucks? whew.

Of concern would be your powers of mind control, obviously.


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: Swami]
    #4094452 - 04/25/05 10:35 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

No! Too much sperm floating around getting into trouble as it is. You have no more to give than anyone else. So I suggest making a really valid act for life and keep it in yer pants. :grin: :heart:


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: Swami]
    #4094590 - 04/25/05 11:23 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Whenever contemplating the subject of sperm donation, I invariably come to the conclusion that it is best to eliminate the middle man... I also try to do as much charity work as possible.


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: Swami]
    #4094651 - 04/25/05 11:51 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Swami said:
As it is unlikely (though not impossible) that I will have children; should I donate sperm to pass down my incredible genetics ? Do I owe the human race at least that much?




If you think your genes carry something that would benefit the human genepool, then I think you do have a duty, but it is difficult to know if your genes could benefit human race or not.

I'd say don't do it cause you can never be sure


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Re: Sperm Bank [Re: Swami]
    #4095310 - 04/25/05 03:56 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Describe what the specs and descriptions of the "donor" would look like on the "catalog" that women will browsing through, when they come across you.



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