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OfflineWoland
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Why the hell did I turn on the TV?
    #4044669 - 04/12/05 09:31 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I got up early this morning so I could have breakfast before I went to work. I sat down with my coffee and morning bowl and started to watch tv. Right know some guy named Ben Hinn is on (what I affectionatey refer to as) the Jesus channel. At first it was footage of this guy at an arena in Long beach. All these people in the crowd that were in wheelchairs, started wheeling themselves up to the stage. Once they reached the stage they got out of their chair and ran over to Ben Hinn. He would then push them over and declare them healed.
It turns out that this was somesort of promotional show because then Ben Hinn came onto the tv in an interview-like setting. He started talking through the tv, well, at least trying. Sayin shit like,
"Jesus is so good, yes he is. Now I know that someone out there is suffering from arthritis. In the name of GOD you are healed," I was pretty confused, it's like this tv evangilist is Miss Cleo's son or something. Trying to heal his tv audience. What the fuck? Why the hell did I turn on the TV... :rolleyes:


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Re: Why the hell did I turn on the TV? [Re: Woland]
    #4044671 - 04/12/05 09:32 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

My reign of free cable ended last week. I feel better already.


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Re: Why the hell did I turn on the TV? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4044765 - 04/12/05 10:22 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

fucken oath.

I want to commit suicide, within the first 5 mins of watching TV

:enraged:


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Re: Why the hell did I turn on the TV? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4044770 - 04/12/05 10:23 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Rofl. So wait..they WHEELED up to him, then got OUT, and RAN to him? That's comedy.


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Re: Why the hell did I turn on the TV? [Re: freddurgan]
    #4046769 - 04/12/05 06:03 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

you're tellin me, I couldn't believe that people actually buy that shit. I was crackin' up, it was either watching that, or watching Kelly Ripa talk about devices used for women to pee standing up. TV sux but oh well.


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Re: Why the hell did I turn on the TV? [Re: Woland]
    #4046814 - 04/12/05 06:13 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Benny Hinn is lower then whale shit. I find it hard to believe that people actually swallow his crap, but nevertheless they do - to the tune of millions of $$ a year. The man's a multi-millionaire...


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Re: Why the hell did I turn on the TV? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4047226 - 04/12/05 08:12 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

maybe I should be a tv evangelist


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Re: Why the hell did I turn on the TV? [Re: Woland]
    #4047239 - 04/12/05 08:15 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I love when Cartman did that on Southpark....


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Re: Why the hell did I turn on the TV? [Re: Woland]
    #4047262 - 04/12/05 08:21 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Back when I used to get tv me and my friends would smoke a few bowls and then watch that show... it was so fucked up but so hilarious at the same time. I mean who has the nerve to hit a dying child (with leukemia) in the forehead and knock him on the ground and then say "In the name of Jesus I heal you!" I mean come on guy... it's a little like 8 year old kid who's DYING do you think hitting him in the head and knocking him over is really that helpful?!?! Wow the religious tv viewers out there will gobble up anything. (Included MC Hammer as a televangelist.)


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