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Offlineadamj
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It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here?
    #3928515 - 03/17/05 01:27 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

gimmie gimiie


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Invisibledobinky
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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: adamj]
    #3928525 - 03/17/05 01:29 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

take a dump on her


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: dobinky]
    #3928528 - 03/17/05 01:30 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Hrmm. Pee on her...


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: dobinky]
    #3928534 - 03/17/05 01:31 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

yeah, poop on her chest  :lol:


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: adamj]
    #3928537 - 03/17/05 01:32 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

you are retarded for being on the shroomery with a girl in your bed, unless she is drunk and passed out... in which case you are leaving her alone.


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: Jim]
    #3928545 - 03/17/05 01:33 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

let me have at her! teabag her!! lol


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: adamj]
    #3928552 - 03/17/05 01:34 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I think we are going to need proof on this one. Break out the digital camera and/or webcam.


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: Jim]
    #3928558 - 03/17/05 01:35 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

GratefulJim said:
I think we are going to need proof on this one.  Break out the digital camera and/or webcam.




:thumbup:


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: Jim]
    #3928564 - 03/17/05 01:35 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah than take a snapshot of you giving her a dirty Sanchez.


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: Jim]
    #3928570 - 03/17/05 01:35 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah yeah. I dont believe him either. Pictures!


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: adamj]
    #3928571 - 03/17/05 01:36 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

GERMAN RAWMOUTH!


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: adamj]
    #3928585 - 03/17/05 01:39 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

the pub is the last place i would go when i have a girl in my bed. i recomend i double tea bag mctwist, folowed by a spread eagle taint scraper then finsih up with the great pearl necless


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: fliped]
    #3928590 - 03/17/05 01:41 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I like the way you think


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: fliped]
    #3928593 - 03/17/05 01:41 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

the Pub? Do you take your classy internet dates to OTD?


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: Jim]
    #3928597 - 03/17/05 01:42 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

ok, i would not even be touching my computer unless she was bent over the desk. is that better


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: adamj]
    #3928603 - 03/17/05 01:43 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Jack off and cum in her hair! :lol: women love that! ...


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: fliped]
    #3928604 - 03/17/05 01:43 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I'd be showing her the site I visit frequently to spew bullshit and learn about cultivating highly illegal drugs.

She'd be all over my shit :thumbup:


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: Boom]
    #3928609 - 03/17/05 01:44 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

haha, im sure should would be


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: fliped]
    #3928622 - 03/17/05 01:46 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Boy Boyz slow sown!!! She can understand english language still!!! I need more smooth tips,,,,


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Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: adamj]
    #3928629 - 03/17/05 01:47 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

smooth tip #1) dont be on the computer if your trying to get some!!!!!!


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