Home | Community | Message Board
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery

Cannabis Seeds Zamnesia
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 |  [ show all ]
It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here?
    #3928515 -

gimmie gimiie

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: adamj]
    #3928525 -

take a dump on her


--------------------
Today?s Pig is Tomorrow?s Bacon

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: dobinky]
    #3928528 -

Hrmm. Pee on her...


--------------------
The above statement is completely fictional and composed solely for the purpose of entertainment.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: dobinky]
    #3928534 -

yeah, poop on her chest  :lol:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: adamj]
    #3928537 -

you are retarded for being on the shroomery with a girl in your bed, unless she is drunk and passed out... in which case you are leaving her alone.


--------------------
Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit!

afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: Jim]
    #3928545 -

let me have at her! teabag her!! lol

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: adamj]
    #3928552 -

I think we are going to need proof on this one. Break out the digital camera and/or webcam.


--------------------
Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit!

afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: Jim]
    #3928558 -

GratefulJim said:
I think we are going to need proof on this one.  Break out the digital camera and/or webcam.


:thumbup:


--------------------
Today?s Pig is Tomorrow?s Bacon

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: Jim]
    #3928564 -

Yeah than take a snapshot of you giving her a dirty Sanchez.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: Jim]
    #3928570 -

Yeah yeah. I dont believe him either. Pictures!


--------------------
The above statement is completely fictional and composed solely for the purpose of entertainment.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: adamj]
    #3928571 -

GERMAN RAWMOUTH!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: adamj]
    #3928585 -

the pub is the last place i would go when i have a girl in my bed. i recomend i double tea bag mctwist, folowed by a spread eagle taint scraper then finsih up with the great pearl necless

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: fliped]
    #3928590 -

I like the way you think

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: fliped]
    #3928593 -

the Pub? Do you take your classy internet dates to OTD?


--------------------
Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit!

afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: Jim]
    #3928597 -

ok, i would not even be touching my computer unless she was bent over the desk. is that better

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: adamj]
    #3928603 -

Jack off and cum in her hair! :lol: women love that! ...

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: fliped]
    #3928604 -

I'd be showing her the site I visit frequently to spew bullshit and learn about cultivating highly illegal drugs.

She'd be all over my shit :thumbup:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: Boom]
    #3928609 -

haha, im sure should would be

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: fliped]
    #3928622 -

Boy Boyz slow sown!!! She can understand english language still!!! I need more smooth tips,,,,

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: It's 1:26PM, i have a girl in my bedl. What should I do specialty to here? [Re: adamj]
    #3928629 -

smooth tip #1) dont be on the computer if your trying to get some!!!!!!


--------------------
The land of the free on paper looks great!



here I stand head in hand turn my face to the wall

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 |  [ show all ]

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Me and Two Girls Having Sex [HELP!]
( 1 2 all )		 Fungi_x 7,542 31 12/03/04 05:50 PM
by Its Pat
* Advice?
( 1 2 all )		 CherryBomM 3,990 23 02/16/04 05:23 PM
by CherryBom
* Need Advice
( 1 2 all )		 JettaJay 3,322 23 12/28/04 05:51 PM
by Liz
* What do you do for a living(I need advice)?
( 1 2 3 all )		 RandalFlagg 2,962 40 12/24/04 02:27 PM
by collegeshroom
* Worthless items that are priceless to you? ToTheSummit 1,325 9 11/14/04 10:58 PM
by robbster
* am I fucked?.... need advice Turd 2,673 11 04/03/04 06:42 PM
by enotake2
* Sex & Relationship Advice
( 1 2 all )		 Brukan 10,451 34 11/08/02 10:50 AM
by Roger_irrelevant
* I cant get over a girl and im not doing too good k2nride 1,929 12 03/14/05 01:36 PM
by Freeker

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
3,387 topic views. 4 members, 20 guests and 173 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.021 seconds spending 0.004 seconds on 16 queries.