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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
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me and my date were sharing a hotel room with another couple... we ate adderall and drank long islands, then came back up to the room and had fantastic sex, rough and exhilarating and happy, and the fucking other couple and a thousand of their friends opened the fucking door and stood in the enterance as we hid under the blankets while some girl rooted through her purse going "sorry, sorry! i need my _______! sorry!"  then they left and we got it on some more :smile:

that was a fond memory :smile:


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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: Noviseer]
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I was having sex on me bed in my room with the door open because I thought I was the only one home...... well my little sister who was like 5 at the time was in fact just next door... so me and my boyfriend at the time start doing our thing and Next thing I know I hear something in the other room next to me.. we stop and I go see what it is and there is my little sister crying and freaking out asking me what he was doing to me and her little friends stand next to her in shock! I thought I was going to die


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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: KristiMidocean]
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wow...that's fucked up!

well, i can share my story, its not very good but it pissed me off.  we had a party at my place and i was having sex in my locked room, party going off outside of the room.  a while into it there's a banging on my door.  i try to ignore it but it won't stop.  its my friend who wants her purse that was in my room :thumbdown:.  after a while i got up and gave it to her.  it was quite a mood killer.  yeah, boring, i know :smile:


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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: TODAY] * 2
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i got caught eating poo, if that counts as sex..


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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: grphish]
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it doesn't, but good story? lol


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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: TODAY]
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I have never been walked in on, but I walked in one someone having phone sex haha. I was real high and just walked to the computer and sat there, he was laying down, then I heard the zipper and I look over at him and he looked really embarresed as he sat up. I heard his girlfriend saying on the other line all freaked out "What happened? DONT TELL ANYONE!!" Then I realized what was going on  :lol:

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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: TODAY]
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I remember That I was at my church once, and I went to use the bathroom and it wasnt locked so I opened it.(with out knocking) and some dude was jacking off. It was really strange. Anotehr time I was at a lock in at my church in middle school or high school, adn I snuk over to the sundayschool building and when I walked in and teh door to the nusry was open and my friend was doing some girl in the butt. They were in theis crib/playpen thing and were facing away from me and so they didn't see me. I got out their quick cause both have a reputation for beings freaks. They once offered me to join them. But when that kid was jacking off it was during a church service which made it all the wierder.

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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: mxdrk]
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hahahah


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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: TODAY]
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That is pretty fucked up.

I've never walked in on anyone before, but when I was younger sometimes I would hear my parents going at it. And they heard me going at it a few times.

And when I was in high school I found a tape in my dads dresser. Put it in and it was a tape of him and my step mom. That was very disturbing.

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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: Deadmaker]
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you know what is fucked up? when your sister has sex around you (i walked in on her two nights in a row after i talked to her about it and said not to do it) when she knows it bothers you and doesnt even care. that happened like 10 times. i was soo fuckin pissed. i pretty much just told her to stay the fuck outta my life and never talk to me again. needless to say she started crying hard when i told her that. she tells me that she didnt know it bothered me that much. what a stupid bitch. i tried talking to her about it like 5 times. i even told my parents twice and they talked to her and that didnt help at all. i dont really talk to her now. she thinks everything is just fine and dandy now, but its not. fuck her. my relationship will never be the same with her because of that. what the hell is her problem? what even begins to make her think its ok to have sex in front of her brother? ill never forgive her for that. ever.....oh btw when i was like 6 i walked in on my parents. they were both butt naked and not under any covers. thats not good, then there was the time i stayed the night at a friends house and he fucked his gf in the same room as me, oh ya and the time that i had a party at my house and i caught my best friend and his gf in my bed, fuckin asshole. it was kinda funny though because he got all embarressed because when i opened the door to my room, there was like 5 people that saw.

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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: k2nride]
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hahaha i have luckily never been walked in... there were a few times when it was pretty close, but we were always fast enough in the getting dressed part...
i walked in on 2 friends having sex once, but they didnt notice... didnt really bother me much either...
on new year this year i had a funny experience though... i was at a party with a couple of old friends and i hooked up with this girl i knew from school and well i was horny as hell and i knew she was kinda into me so i decided to give it a shot... well we made out and fooled around the whole night, but we were out the whole time so nothing really could happen... then we went back to my friends house and he went to sleep in his sister's bed (she was away for a few weeks) and well i had to share a bed with another friend of mine, his girlfriend, and this girl... well we were so horny from fooling around the whole night that we ended up doing it right there in that bed which was pretty adventurous (sp?)... well my friend and his gf were asleep and didn't even notice the whole time... but this girl and me woke up early and started going at it again and then my friend woke up... we didn't even notice, but he told us later that he was ripped out of his sleep and was like "wtf? tsunami tsunami?"... he was scared shitless... turns out he was having a nightmare of a tsunami (the tsunami had just happened a week before) and when he woke up to feel the bed shaking he got even more scared hahaha... we had a good laugh at breakfast...


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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: k2nride]
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that is a very selfish approach man.


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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: TODAY]
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Man one weekend we were up at Sun Peaks on a ski trip during graduation year and I was rooming with my girlfriend and two buddies, had to be 4 to a room. So everyone was partying in the room next to us so we sneak into our room and lock the door, I guess I didn't realize the bathroom door was closed. Anyways after some great drunken sex I walk over to the bathroom and open the door to find my best buddy fucking some other girl. Needless to say she was emberassed but we both hi-fived and said "Nice dude!". Kind of a funny moment.

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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: HeavenlyBlue]
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i caught my ex-roommate and his gf in the act coitus... kinda embarassing, but it's his own fault for doing it in the living room when he thinks i'm at work. Although I have to say his gf is much hotter with her clothes off.

nailed my ex-GF in her dorm room when her roommate was "asleep"

got caught by a group of people outside at a festival once with my girl... they didn't seem to mind though. Same festival I caught a few other people doing the same thing. Even caught somebody getting blown in the shower stall (if you could call it that, there was only one wall)

you could say that it was a very randy festival... can't wait to go again this year :smile:


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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: TODAY]
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gf's 13yr old sister walked in on us butt naked on the floor...she screamed and ran and told parents....fuck.


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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: TODAY]
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nope, but when i was younger my parents walked in on me a few times while i was wackin it.


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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: Locus]
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i dont see what the big deal is with people walking in each other and what not.

i have friends that will just do it openly in front of anyone...thats how i am...i dont give a damn who is there or who watches...id do it anywhere. :shrug: its just sex...jeez


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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: k2nride]
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You walked in on your sister having sex a couple times, and then you told her that this will destroy your relationship with her?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Are you jealous of the fact she gets laid more than you do or something?


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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: Phluck] * 1
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sounds like jealousy... although maybe there's something we don't know about it. Maybe she's screaming out his name when she's doing it... that would ruin any relationship i had with my sister... if i had a sister that is.


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Re: ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to? [Re: k2nride] * 1
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sounds like you need to get laid. why the hell would you let that ruin you and your sister's relationship? not worth it man..and your best friend, "fuckin asshole" is a little harsh, don't you think? sheets can be washed, let them have their fun. you had a party, what did you expect? quit being so selfish.

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although maybe there's something we don't know about it. Maybe she's screaming out his name when she's doing it


:rotfl: excellent point, maybe i was too quick to judge

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