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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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mathematical proof of what we already knew.
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a little scientific proof that girls are in fact evil. try to de-bunk this one!!!
i would like to apologize in advance for any hurt feelings...ladies you know i love you! but, it doesn't change the fact that...



First we state that girls require time and money.
girls = time X money

As we all know, "time is money."
time = money

Therefore:
girls = money X money (money)^2

And because "money is the root of all evil":
money = square root of Evil

It follows:
girls = (square root of evil)^2

And we can thus conclude that:
girls = evil :shocked: :heart:


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Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: uriahchase]
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old


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Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: uriahchase]
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the root of a square must be an absolute value
therefore girls = absolute evil

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Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: phalloidin]
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true.


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Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: uriahchase]
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I like wicked bitches.


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Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: uriahchase]
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I'll debunk it..

You say girls require time and money, but you can't writte it like you did "timexmoney", it makes no sense.

And besides, even if you did multiply the things that girls need,
then you would have to put EVERYTHING they need into the equation, not just two things.
So again it wouldn't work


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Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
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Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
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i didn't say they need time and money but that they require it.they require time which is money and they require money itself(money^2). money is they root of all evil, so money is the squre root of evil,so girls = the square root of evil^2 SO it has to be said that...girls = evil......and like you said they need more than just time and money...which would make 'em even more evil?!...

i dont know its funny...


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Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: uriahchase]
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Yes but the fact that they require it does not mean that they are equal to timexmoney


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Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
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I'll debunk it.

girls = (square root of evil)^2

Fine up to here...

But remember, the root of 1 is +1 or -1.

Therefore, girls = +/-evil.

-evil = good, so girls are good or evil.

:smile:

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Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: deafpanda]
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Now you've done it...

I debunk it the first time, and now you debunk it again, and - and - is + so it's back to being a valid statement. Now what do we do?


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Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
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see! it's true....and any women reading this hjust look deep down inside............... you feel it huh? EVIL pure evil.

but yes, at first u had it de-bunked then deafpanda had to explore deeper and proved once again that girls are evil!


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Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: uriahchase]
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Don't spend money on girls. Paying for stuff for girls is sexist. Respect women as equals to men!

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Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: uriahchase]
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OOooohhhh, I like this thread!

I practice family law. So far, in the 5 years I have done family law, I have seen this pattern.

In general, (and notice I say "in general", so don't any girls come back at me and bitch), girls will lie and cheat and steal to get what they want.

Actually, here's the way it works. A guy will lie about his income in order to get out of paying what he should pay for child support or spousal support. But it can usually be found out, unless he goes to work for himself, and even then an amount can be determined.

A girl will go and dial 9-1-1 in order to get the guy thrown into jail, based on lies, because she has decided that she wants to move on, even though the kids she has are HIS.

A girl will get a guy thrown in jail based onlies rather than just deal with a mistake she might have made rather than have her kids get to know their daddy.

I don't like women very much, mainly because of practicing family law. Women lie more than men do. There are men who act like women in that respect, but not very many. Mainly, women will lie about men to get men thrown in jail so that the women can move on to their next "love".

All you guys on this forum take note of this. I'm not joking, or exaggertaing, or making fun of women. I even think that many of the women on this forum are not like this.

But in general, in life, this is what women are like. I'm glad I'm not a man. Unfortunately, if you are not gay, you need us.


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Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: Amber_Glow]
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Quote:
Don't spend money on girls. Paying for stuff for girls is sexist. Respect women as equals to men!


I actually agree with this. I think it's ridiculous how men are always supposed to fork out for girls. I don't tend to know the type of girl that needs to be taken to smart restaurants anyway, thankfully.

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Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: deafpanda]
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ok try this
girl=x
time=a
money=b
evil=q
a=b
b=q2

x=ab
x=(q2)(q2)
x=q4

so, in actuality, girls are super evil.


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Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: uriahchase]
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uriahchase said:
... we can thus conclude that:
girls = evil :shocked: :heart:


THAT is why I LOVE girls... the only good girl IS a bad girl. :cool:


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