|
uriahchase
Skinny White Boy
Registered: 09/25/04
Posts: 675
Loc: SoCal
|
mathematical proof of what we already knew.
#3741740 - 02/06/05 05:35 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
a little scientific proof that girls are in fact evil. try to de-bunk this one!!! i would like to apologize in advance for any hurt feelings...ladies you know i love you! but, it doesn't change the fact that...
First we state that girls require time and money. girls = time X money
As we all know, "time is money." time = money
Therefore: girls = money X money (money)^2
And because "money is the root of all evil": money = square root of Evil
It follows: girls = (square root of evil)^2
And we can thus conclude that: girls = evil
--------------------
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are -Kurt Cobain Hotter than the left sink handle.
|
Silversoul
Rhizome
Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 23,576
Loc: The Barricades
|
Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: uriahchase]
#3741749 - 02/06/05 05:39 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
old
--------------------
|
phalloidin
Registered: 07/03/04
Posts: 865
|
Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: uriahchase]
#3741753 - 02/06/05 05:40 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
the root of a square must be an absolute value therefore girls = absolute evil
|
uriahchase
Skinny White Boy
Registered: 09/25/04
Posts: 675
Loc: SoCal
|
Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: phalloidin]
#3741767 - 02/06/05 05:43 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
true.
--------------------
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are -Kurt Cobain Hotter than the left sink handle.
|
downforpot
Stranger
Registered: 06/25/01
Posts: 5,715
|
Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: uriahchase]
#3741805 - 02/06/05 05:55 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
I like wicked bitches.
-------------------- http://www.myspace.com/4th25 "And I don't care if he was handcuffed Then shot in his head All I know is dead bodies Can't fuck with me again"
|
OldWoodSpecter
waiting
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 4,033
Loc: mountains and lakes
Last seen: 17 years, 6 months
|
Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: uriahchase]
#3742110 - 02/06/05 07:06 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
I'll debunk it..
You say girls require time and money, but you can't writte it like you did "timexmoney", it makes no sense.
And besides, even if you did multiply the things that girls need, then you would have to put EVERYTHING they need into the equation, not just two things. So again it wouldn't work
-------------------- I descend upon your earth from the skies I command your very souls you unbelievers Bring before me what is mine
|
DadeMurphy
H4x0r
Registered: 01/29/03
Posts: 908
Last seen: 14 years, 1 month
|
Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
#3742137 - 02/06/05 07:12 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
...
-------------------- --------------------------------------------------
|
uriahchase
Skinny White Boy
Registered: 09/25/04
Posts: 675
Loc: SoCal
|
Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
#3742147 - 02/06/05 07:14 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
i didn't say they need time and money but that they require it.they require time which is money and they require money itself(money^2). money is they root of all evil, so money is the squre root of evil,so girls = the square root of evil^2 SO it has to be said that...girls = evil......and like you said they need more than just time and money...which would make 'em even more evil?!...
i dont know its funny...
--------------------
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are -Kurt Cobain Hotter than the left sink handle.
|
OldWoodSpecter
waiting
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 4,033
Loc: mountains and lakes
Last seen: 17 years, 6 months
|
Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: uriahchase]
#3742163 - 02/06/05 07:17 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Yes but the fact that they require it does not mean that they are equal to timexmoney
-------------------- I descend upon your earth from the skies I command your very souls you unbelievers Bring before me what is mine
|
deafpanda
Stranger
Registered: 05/07/04
Posts: 984
Loc: Inguland
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
|
Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
#3742189 - 02/06/05 07:23 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
I'll debunk it.
girls = (square root of evil)^2
Fine up to here...
But remember, the root of 1 is +1 or -1.
Therefore, girls = +/-evil.
-evil = good, so girls are good or evil.
|
OldWoodSpecter
waiting
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 4,033
Loc: mountains and lakes
Last seen: 17 years, 6 months
|
Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: deafpanda]
#3742211 - 02/06/05 07:29 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Now you've done it...
I debunk it the first time, and now you debunk it again, and - and - is + so it's back to being a valid statement. Now what do we do?
-------------------- I descend upon your earth from the skies I command your very souls you unbelievers Bring before me what is mine
|
uriahchase
Skinny White Boy
Registered: 09/25/04
Posts: 675
Loc: SoCal
|
Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
#3742533 - 02/06/05 08:42 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
see! it's true....and any women reading this hjust look deep down inside............... you feel it huh? EVIL pure evil.
but yes, at first u had it de-bunked then deafpanda had to explore deeper and proved once again that girls are evil!
--------------------
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are -Kurt Cobain Hotter than the left sink handle.
|
Amber_Glow
Sat Chit Anand
Registered: 09/02/02
Posts: 1,543
Last seen: 11 years, 1 month
|
Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: uriahchase]
#3743348 - 02/06/05 11:03 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Don't spend money on girls. Paying for stuff for girls is sexist. Respect women as equals to men!
|
Frog
Warrior
Registered: 10/22/03
Posts: 4,284
Loc: The Zero Point Field
Last seen: 11 years, 2 months
|
Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: uriahchase]
#3743882 - 02/07/05 01:11 AM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
OOooohhhh, I like this thread!
I practice family law. So far, in the 5 years I have done family law, I have seen this pattern.
In general, (and notice I say "in general", so don't any girls come back at me and bitch), girls will lie and cheat and steal to get what they want.
Actually, here's the way it works. A guy will lie about his income in order to get out of paying what he should pay for child support or spousal support. But it can usually be found out, unless he goes to work for himself, and even then an amount can be determined.
A girl will go and dial 9-1-1 in order to get the guy thrown into jail, based on lies, because she has decided that she wants to move on, even though the kids she has are HIS.
A girl will get a guy thrown in jail based onlies rather than just deal with a mistake she might have made rather than have her kids get to know their daddy.
I don't like women very much, mainly because of practicing family law. Women lie more than men do. There are men who act like women in that respect, but not very many. Mainly, women will lie about men to get men thrown in jail so that the women can move on to their next "love".
All you guys on this forum take note of this. I'm not joking, or exaggertaing, or making fun of women. I even think that many of the women on this forum are not like this.
But in general, in life, this is what women are like. I'm glad I'm not a man. Unfortunately, if you are not gay, you need us.
-------------------- The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. -Teilard
|
deafpanda
Stranger
Registered: 05/07/04
Posts: 984
Loc: Inguland
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
|
Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: Amber_Glow]
#3744288 - 02/07/05 05:02 AM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Don't spend money on girls. Paying for stuff for girls is sexist. Respect women as equals to men!
I actually agree with this. I think it's ridiculous how men are always supposed to fork out for girls. I don't tend to know the type of girl that needs to be taken to smart restaurants anyway, thankfully.
|
incubaby_421
half naked andfull witted
Registered: 08/14/04
Posts: 2,629
Loc: the center of the univers...
Last seen: 5 years, 9 months
|
Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: deafpanda]
#3744749 - 02/07/05 10:18 AM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
ok try this girl=x time=a money=b evil=q a=b b=q2
x=ab x=(q2)(q2) x=q4
so, in actuality, girls are super evil.
-------------------- "yet the more i dig, the more i consume, the more i unfold... the less protected i feel. i am the spit on the hair of the son of an electron, swimming around the nucleus of a cell inside the sperm of a killer bee, and my purpose is as nebulous as why weve been bestowed with the capacity to give a shit" Brandon Boyd
|
Prosgeopax
Jaded, yethopeful?
Registered: 01/28/05
Posts: 1,258
Loc: Appearing at a mall near ...
Last seen: 18 years, 3 months
|
Re: mathematical proof of what we already knew. [Re: uriahchase]
#3744939 - 02/07/05 11:01 AM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
uriahchase said: ... we can thus conclude that: girls = evil
THAT is why I LOVE girls... the only good girl IS a bad girl.
-------------------- Money doesn't grow on trees, but deficits do grow under Bushes. You can accept, reject, or examine and test any new idea that comes to you. The wise man chooses the third way. - Tom Willhite Disclaimer: I reserve the right to change my opinions should I become aware of additional facts, the falsification of information or different perspectives. Articles written by others which I post may not necessarily reflect my opinions in part or in whole, my opinions may be in direct opposition, the topic may be one on which I have yet to formulate an opinion or have doubts about, an article may be posted solely with the intent to stimulate discussion or contemplation.
|
|