Home | Community | Message Board
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery

Sporeworks
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds Bulk Cannabis Seeds   North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Sporeworks.EU Spores for European Microscopy

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
Did I Already SEnt THis Important Notice To The Shroomery Members of the Pub?
    #3539242 -

Did I send this to you already? I can't remember.

[image]http://by101fd.bay101.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg?curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=d1c265ae730c6fdd5381552edd73b2ff&msg=717FEFC2-A12A-4D78-8658-A818804C3CFF&start=0&len=295416&mimepart=6[/image]

NEW VIRUS
Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there is a virus called the "Senile Virus" that even the most advanced programs of Norton and McAfee cannot take care of it -- so be warned. The virus appears to affect those of us who were born in 1960 or before!

[image]http://by101fd.bay101.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg?curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=d1c265ae730c6fdd5381552edd73b2ff&msg=717FEFC2-A12A-4D78-8658-A818804C3CFF&start=0&len=295416&mimepart=7[/image]

Symptoms of the Senile Virus:



1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send blank e-mails.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the e-mail.

[image]http://by101fd.bay101.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg?curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=d1c265ae730c6fdd5381552edd73b2ff&msg=717FEFC2-A12A-4D78-8658-A818804C3CFF&start=0&len=295416&mimepart=8[/image]

Remember???????????



I don't remember if I sent this one out.........
I don't think I did... or did you send it to me?

[image]http://by101fd.bay101.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg?curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=d1c265ae730c6fdd5381552edd73b2ff&msg=717FEFC2-A12A-4D78-8658-A818804C3CFF&start=0&len=295416&mimepart=9[/image]

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...



God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

[image]http://by101fd.bay101.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg?curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=d1c265ae730c6fdd5381552edd73b2ff&msg=717FEFC2-A12A-4D78-8658-A818804C3CFF&start=0&len=295416&mimepart=10[/image]

Now that I'm "older" (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:



1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.



2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.



3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.



4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...



5. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...



6. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.



7. If all is not lost, where is it?



8. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.



9. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...



10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.



11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...



12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.



13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.



14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...



15. It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.



16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.



17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.



18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?



19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...



20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.



21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.



22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.



23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!



24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent minded...

[image]http://by101fd.bay101.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg?curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=d1c265ae730c6fdd5381552edd73b2ff&msg=717FEFC2-A12A-4D78-8658-A818804C3CFF&start=0&len=295416&mimepart=11[/image]

Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 8, maybe 10, oh, heck, just send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are. Then something is supposed to happen... I think. Maybe you get your memory back or something! I think....


[image]http://by101fd.bay101.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg?curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=d1c265ae730c6fdd5381552edd73b2ff&msg=717FEFC2-A12A-4D78-8658-A818804C3CFF&start=0&len=295416&mimepart=12[/image]

mj

and a happy seasons greetings.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Did I Already SEnt THis Important Notice To The Shroomery Members of the Pub? [Re: mjshroomer]
    #3539252 -

seasons greetings to you too mj....

the pictures didnt load for me....


--------------------
Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit!

afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Did I Already SEnt THis Important Notice To The Shroomery Members of the Pub? [Re: mjshroomer]
    #3539256 -

wow... all the incorrect IMG tags annoyed me...


--------------------
We Can't Stop Here, This Is Bat Country

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Did I Already SEnt THis Important Notice To The Shroomery Members of the Pub? [Re: mjshroomer]
    #3539257 -

pics aren't working, but seson's greetings dude, hilarious :lol:


--------------------


Got a question about a substance?  Erowid might already have your answer! Have questions about the  mushroom experience? The  Tripper's FAQ may have your answer or someone else might have had your question before.
         
I know up on the top you are seeing great sights, but down at the bottom we, too, should have rights.
  - Theodor Seuss Geisel Dr. Suess

"I didn't come here to be easily understood" - Steve

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Did I Already SEnt THis Important Notice To The Shroomery Members of the Pub? [Re: gdman]
    #3539266 -

pretty hilarious, but your pic links aren't active or something.


--------------------



:murray:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Did I Already SEnt THis Important Notice To The Shroomery Members of the Pub? [Re: mjshroomer]
    #3539280 -

Shit I cannot get the Gif images to appear between the text. Well it was a cute idea. Sorry for wasting the space.

mj

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds Bulk Cannabis Seeds   North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Sporeworks.EU Spores for European Microscopy

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Your Shroomery Member #?
( 1 2 3 all )		 Its Pat 7,909 48 11/26/13 06:47 PM
by TrentBoyett
* .
( 1 2 all )		 z_x_x_z 3,310 20 02/28/04 11:16 PM
by Frog
* All Pub Members Sign in
( 1 2 3 4 ... 22 23 )		 Ripple 28,229 444 12/10/05 05:11 AM
by gregorio
* New Member
( 1 2 all )		 PhreshwaterPhunk 2,418 22 08/11/03 10:02 PM
by Ole Field Trashe
* Shroomery Pics Volume 1
( 1 2 3 4 ... 10 11 all )		 Ripple 36,928 218 03/01/05 06:55 PM
by blissedout
* are you addicted to the shroomery?
( 1 2 all )		 Anonymous 2,910 30 01/04/04 12:13 PM
by shirley knott
* Shroomery Quotes ChiefThunderbong 1,202 10 01/10/04 06:15 AM
by SkorpivoMusterion
* CNN.com: "Shroomery - Best Mycological Resource on Net?"
( 1 2 3 4 all )		 HB 13,855 72 11/19/03 03:27 PM
by Earth_Droid

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
907 topic views. 6 members, 441 guests and 219 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.029 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 16 queries.