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Mushroom Hunting is now an important enough subject that it must be adressed and monopolized by the interplanetary authorities, all of whom love their job. All the experts might be rounded up if this were science fiction, but using technical text jargon they round them down, so to speak, they are all to be given warnings. No, seriously, the interplanetary authorities are going to silence the mushroom experts. They are going to make them gargle salt water in the livingblock known as 9A, which is where most of the problems occur on Planet x, currently in terraforming. All Earth kids, run outside and give the sky the finger, because you know you will never see your beloved Mj, Mitchnast, untouched, and others ever again. Certain ones are to be given NAtional Geographic special assignment, a fancy way of saying, go study wildlife. Government rule is really a pain in the ass, it reminds me of 1984. I mean, we have got to be a part of the interplanetary alliance by now, our governmetn has been experimenting with weapons powerful enough to include us in the "necessary to include" category. Ronald Reagan knew what he was doing when he bankrupted the country developing Star Wars. Government I'll bet remembers Reagan's legacy and is growing out of earlier failed attempts to eradicate drug use on the planet, as a sign of adulthood so to speak as far as planet governments are concerned. Other areas of target may be: Free thought, Parental authority, The University system, etc..