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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: Trip]
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I heard a couple last night. "Did you hear about the guy who was making acid in his bathtub, and then he fell in and died."

Me "You can't make acid in a bathtub, and you can't die from it either"

her "of course you can! did you hear about the guy who had sheets in his pocket, and they seeped through into his leg, all at once? he died."

me "no, you got that from SLC Punk, and the character doesn't even die in that movie!"


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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: Trip]
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That shit from freevibe, REALLY PISSES ME OFF. Its made up. Do you notice how all the writing tries to mimic 13 year olds?

They told us marijuana stays in your system for a month...
I know for a fact that my body is clean in under 3 days..


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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: CerebralFlower]
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im not sure about that, it can be detected within 35 days of use depending on metabolism, amount, and number of times used.

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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
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TheSlapnCapn said:
Yeah my DARE officer in the 5th grade told me he was at a party and one of his buddies smoked some marijuana that was laced with acid and he thought he was spider man so he jumped out the window and died...

I didn't think that sounded like a very likely story...

-j



Actually, it's happened, minus the smoking LSD part, that's bullshit. My dad, an old hippie, told a story of a guy he knew who thought he could fly on acid & jumped out of a 5 story building. My dad & his friends were all tripping balls too & came around the corner to this dude splatted on the sidewalk. Couldn't handle his own mind I guess. Don't mean to bust balls but I thought I might as well share that.


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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: Trip]
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This really isnt a piece of propaganda, but I did hear a really 'pro-drug' slogan. It mightve even originated from these boards.

Drugs dont kill people, people kill people.

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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: Le_Canard]
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This is my new slogan:

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ToiletDuk said:
...I have to conclude that stupidity is the anti-drug!




Damn straight :thumbup:

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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: Noviseer]
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Imagine that? a bathtub full of acid! I know it?s not possible to make acid in a bathtub but the image is still friggin cool. :shocked:

Anyway that got me thinking. If you were in said bathtub and remained in the tub you would obviously trip hard (a slight understatement) but for how long? If the acid won?t kill (hypothetically you have everything else you need) how long until you develop a tolerance to that much acid? Hmmmm

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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: Trip]
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Over here in Holland we have OTC marijuana being sold in "coffeeshops" like we fondly call them (yes, thats no drug myth, about $ 7.50 for 1 gram kickass hydroponic) and you can find those shops all across our country. Despite this we have only HALF the number of users of any drug America has per 1000 people, so there's another myth for you ;-)

But we also have our rural villages with stunningly backward folks. One such mayor was asked by a newspaper whether she objected to a coffeeshop in her village.
"Never!" she exclaimed,  "The streets will be riddled with hash-syringes!" :syringe:
A percentage of drug-users actually can get too LOW too :grin:


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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: Asante]
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A quick search for freevibe answers the obvious

http://www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v00/n037/a10.html?117

http://www.mediacampaign.org/newsroom/080299/update1.html

Computerworld's article


All you need to do is search for freevibe & you will see why freevibe is nothing but lies.

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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: Trip]
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There was an ad in the new issue of us news and world report. It has a picture of a bum sitting on the sidewalk. "If you know your kids are experimenting with marijuana or alcohol, why take the chance?"

On the other hand, driving in a car can kill you. Why take the chance?
If you are eating something with a fork, it could poke you in the mouth and ruin your ability to eat forever. Why take the chance?
If you are afraid of life, why risk going outside?

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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: Trip]
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Someone needs to hack the freevibe website and make it tell the truth about drugs... It pisses me off how they won't let you post on their propaganda (message) boards if you are an adult, or if you disagree with their opinions. It should be really obvious to people that that is propaganda, i guess thats why they only preach to 12 year olds that don't have the mental capacity to tell they difference.

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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: Trip]
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Ok, this really isn't all that funny but it is propaganda

I know a women who has worked with addits before (crack and herion) She has lots of men in and out of her house. One of these guys started touching her 8 yr old daugher and when she found out she blamed the guys weed dealer and said the weed made him do it. The guy smoked maybe 2-3 times a week if that. Take about misplaced blame. Even the police rolled their eyes at that one.

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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: Asante]
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
"Never!" she exclaimed,  "The streets will be riddled with hash-syringes!" :syringe:



:lol:

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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: stefan]
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My friends dad told him that you only smoke crack twice: once for life, and once for DEATH!!!! HAHAHA this was the funniest shit I heard. This dude will blow lines of snow, but refuses to cook the shit up into base!  :dancing:

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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: Trip]
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stupid assholes keep telling me you can overdose on marijuana and im forced to constantly correct him.

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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: Trip]
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I was told in high school, on this anti-drug video and by my health teacher that marijuana causes impotence.


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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: Plok]
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I've heard that one a lot. Even on more 'respectable' sources. I think Dr. Drew on loveline was saying it can cause a reduced sperm count, certainly not impotence though. Don't know the truth, but loveline isn't exactly an anti-drug radio show. they've promoted dancesafe.org and such.

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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
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Okay, I know I'm sure there are plenty of you who'd want to burn me for this, but a lot of acid DOES a lot of stupid things. When I first started on acid, I used to handle myself(well, externally) well. So well that my friends always boasted my ego by saying how I'm a real acidhead. After few dozen mediocre trips, One of my friends and I went to pick up 2 sheets for upcoming trip to disneyland. After some peer pressure and lot of yap-yap, I just said, fuck it and chew on about 1/3 sheet. It wasn't even on a blotter paper, but like a standard stock paper. I figured it was fairly low in dosage and it'd be about a 5-hit trip. Well, that's about all I remember for next who knows how many hours. Everything around that time is very fuzzy or no memory whatsoever. I do remember being in a very real but cartoonish trip totally unrelated to what was told that happened. I remember coming back to reality a little when the cold air hit me as my friend was telling me to move the other foot out of the car.

Anyways, I was in memory loop that would've lasted about 5 minutes if it was on TV, but in real time... no clue. Around 4 AM I started to come to reality(according to friend who was driving) asking if it was day light out and if anyone in the house had any braincells left that wasn't frying. I was able to see a bit through mass hallucination around 6AM just about dawn.

Now, here's my point. For the time I remember being in my memory loops, my friends(all of them) insist they were laughing their butt off because I kept trying to tell the AC to start playing music as if it were a radio, and asking if anyone was inside my pillowcase, trying to make out with the couch, needing help aiming at the toilet and other very embarrassing things. None of this was believable because 1. I couldn't see crap through hallucinations and moving around anywhere seems far fetched, 2. Absolutely no memory of them whatsoever. But then they did produce some pictures of me of that night a week later.

I know the placebo effect, but I really DID think it was going to be a light trip because I had to work next day. You can really get lost on acid to a point where you really don't know what you are doing. I think my consciousness was tripping, but I still had part of the brain still maintaining all other physical functions as well as reasoning like talking and stuff. I'm sure my mind was still doing some sort of thinking to justify what I was doing.

Okay, here's my point. Myths regarding high dose causing permanent damage or trip is not true in my opinion. It only lasts for couple of days. But that orange juice bottle thing... it just MIGHT be possible... And if you don't believe me, that's okay. But be fair, don't take anyone's words but your own. Try it. BTW, everyone but me(I dropped E) had a great time at disneyland on 2 hits of acid on the weekend.

Just try it for yourself. If you are too chickenshit to try it yourself, then don't even say anything about my post!

Sam


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Re: funniest drug propaganda that youve ever heard [Re: Sam1912]
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Oh, btw, later in the week, I was talking another friend about the whole thing, he asked me why I kept asking if it was daylight, and I asked him because I didn't know if it was and he asked me, "were your eyes open?" I couldn't answer him because I didn't know.

Sam


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