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saturnlife
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Immortality
#3134943 - 09/14/04 03:12 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm sorry if I was a little too hasty in my previous post. I should have explained everything clearly. A few weeks ago, I came upon a site whose webmaster claimed he had created immortality rings which could make you live forever. To achieve "eternal life" he says all that one should do is daily wear some rings he has made when you sleep. These are not just normal rings: they hold some magnets. These magnets are supposed to correct the magnetic flow through the body which has for effect that the body is healed and the aging process "reversed" (or countered). He explains exactly how this works on his site. Obviously, it could take a while to see if he could be right about it... But on his site he has tons of testimonials that seem real to me. If the rings don't give eternal life, then they sure seem to do a lot of good for one's health. People seem to get in better shape starting within 24 hrs, and feel noticeably better in just 2 weeks. The rings seem to do all sorts of healing and improving one's health. The best identified reason why the body ages is because the telomers of body cells shorten, and the telomerase (an enzyme that is supposed to counter the shortening of the telomers) gets used up over the years. One of the ways to counter this is by avoiding to drain the body from its enzymes (and consume enzyme supplements if necessary), and have a sufficient intake of minerals and vitamins. This means that one should avoid eating cooked and processed food (as when cooked or processed, food takes more enzymes from the body to be digested). So if the rings really heal body tissues, like scars (as some have testified), then they might also heal the telomers, and then (maybe, as this is an unverified speculation) all of this could work! Anyway, I haven't tried them myself yet, but I hope by recieving clicks, I will soon be able to order a free set of rings. Honestly, I think the guy doesn't seem to be a quack, considering the fact that on his site he even explains how to make the rings yourself, for those who don't want to get clicks for them. So, please, click on my link leading to the site and look around it, as you may become interested in making an account yourself. After all, it wouldn't hurt to try, would it? Immortality site
Edited by saturnlife (09/16/04 05:10 PM)
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Infrared
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whatever
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funkymonk
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Re: Immortality [Re: Infrared]
#3134994 - 09/14/04 03:21 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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DeepBlue42 said: whatever
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MOTH
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I think the only way to halt aging to is become pure energy. Like a God.
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saturnlife
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Re: Immortality [Re: MOTH]
#3145101 - 09/16/04 07:02 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well, you guys ought to read some of the testimonials at least. I really think that some of you would be interested.
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Fade_To_Black
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does it prevent you from dieing from a gunshot wound to the temple?
if not.. i have no use for the rings.
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debianlinux
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lol
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Redstorm
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Quote:
Fade_To_Black said: does it prevent you from dieing from a gunshot wound to the temple?
if not.. i have no use for the rings.
No kidding.
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relativexistance
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thats absurd, life is a cycle of stages that you are meant to go through. we were all designed to go through these stages and death is one of them. immortality is bullshit and def cannot be achieved through magnetic rings attached to you during sleep. i believe you could be bionically enhanced via nanotechnology possibly in the future to extend ones life and slow down the aging process, but that is still just delaying the inevitable, death.
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Twirling
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saturnlife said: Well, you guys ought to read some of the testimonials at least. I really think that some of you would be interested.
Read testimonals from people who haven't died yet? Perhaps complaints from the people who have?
I'm just teasing, although I highly, highly doubt does more then make you able to stick to the refidgerator. I really wouldn't want to live forever anyway (not in this form anyway). This planet is too insane to want to stay forever.
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Adom
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christmas gifts!
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Anonymous
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bullshit life live to its fullest. fuck that immortal shit.
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Redstorm
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Send me one for free, and I'll test it for you. If I don't die, I'll report back here.
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whiterabbit13
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If it even helps any healing, i doubt it would stop any process and would absolutely not reverse anything.
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zenmunk
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pickle juice stops the aging process, everyone knows that.
moron.
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Fade_To_Black
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Re: Immortality [Re: zenmunk]
#3146039 - 09/16/04 10:24 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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zenmunk said: pickle juice stops the aging process, everyone knows that.
moron.
ive heard banana peels work just as well. if not, better.
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cybrbeast
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That is very naive to believe in magnetic therapy. Magnetism hardly influences the body. It's just a quack faking testimonials, trying to get money from naive people. Fake as hell. Don't you think scienctists would be dabbling with magnets if there was anything in them. Life can be extended by anti-oxidants. Try Resveratrol. Search for it. It increased the lifespan of rodents by 30%. Wait for gene-therapy and stem-cell therapy for real life extension. Als severe caloric restriction wil make you live up to 50% longer. Or so they think. But then you are hungry all the time.
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Fade_To_Black
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Re: Immortality [Re: cybrbeast]
#3149048 - 09/17/04 03:59 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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id better stop chowing down on magnets then......
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d33p
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I think it funny how many "healing" magnets are unable to have any effect through a couple sheets of paper yet they expect it to penetrate skin, fat, and then affect blood or chi flow.
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Fade_To_Black
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Re: Immortality [Re: d33p]
#3149082 - 09/17/04 04:07 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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d33p said: I think it funny how many "healing" magnets are unable to have any effect through a couple sheets of paper yet they expect it to penetrate skin, fat, and then affect blood or chi flow.
experts have already explained that magic is a factor in this case.
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