Home | Community | Message Board


World Seed Supply
Please support our sponsors.

Community >> The Pub

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1
Offlinesaturnlife
Stranger
Registered: 09/14/04
Posts: 3
Last seen: 12 years, 2 months
Immortality
    #3134943 - 09/14/04 05:12 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I'm sorry if I was a little too hasty in my previous post. I should have explained everything clearly. A few weeks ago, I came upon a site whose webmaster claimed he had created immortality rings which could make you live forever. To achieve "eternal life" he says all that one should do is daily wear some rings he has made when you sleep. These are not just normal rings: they hold some magnets. These magnets are supposed to correct the magnetic flow through the body which has for effect that the body is healed and the aging process "reversed" (or countered). He explains exactly how this works on his site.

Obviously, it could take a while to see if he could be right about it... But on his site he has tons of testimonials that seem real to me. If the rings don't give eternal life, then they sure seem to do a lot of good for one's health. People seem to get in better shape starting within 24 hrs, and feel noticeably better in just 2 weeks. The rings seem to do all sorts of healing and improving one's health.

The best identified reason why the body ages is because the telomers of body cells shorten, and the telomerase (an enzyme that is supposed to counter the shortening of the telomers) gets used up over the years. One of the ways to counter this is by avoiding to drain the body from its enzymes (and consume enzyme supplements if necessary), and have a sufficient intake of minerals and vitamins. This means that one should avoid eating cooked and processed food (as when cooked or processed, food takes more enzymes from the body to be digested).

So if the rings really heal body tissues, like scars (as some have testified), then they might also heal the telomers, and then (maybe, as this is an unverified speculation) all of this could work!

Anyway, I haven't tried them myself yet, but I hope by recieving clicks, I will soon be able to order a free set of rings. Honestly, I think the guy doesn't seem to be a quack, considering the fact that on his site he even explains how to make the rings yourself, for those who don't want to get clicks for them.

So, please, click on my link leading to the site and look around it, as you may become interested in making an account yourself. After all, it wouldn't hurt to try, would it?
Immortality site


Edited by saturnlife (09/16/04 07:10 PM)


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineInfrared
sleeping
Male User Gallery Arcade Champion: El Emigrante

Registered: 07/15/02
Posts: 12,988
Loc: Chicago, USA
Last seen: 3 years, 16 days
Re: Immortality [Re: saturnlife]
    #3134988 - 09/14/04 05:20 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

whatever


--------------------
When chemistry is outlawed.. Only outlaws have chemistry:rainbowdrink:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblefunkymonk
Get's down, withthe get-down.
 User Gallery

Registered: 11/29/02
Posts: 8,160
Loc: saskatchewan
Re: Immortality [Re: Infrared]
    #3134994 - 09/14/04 05:21 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

DeepBlue42 said:
whatever




Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleMOTH
Wild Woman
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 23,359
Loc: In the jungle
Re: Immortality [Re: saturnlife]
    #3135027 - 09/14/04 05:30 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I think the only way to halt aging to is become pure energy. Like a God.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinesaturnlife
Stranger
Registered: 09/14/04
Posts: 3
Last seen: 12 years, 2 months
Re: Immortality [Re: MOTH]
    #3145101 - 09/16/04 09:02 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Well, you guys ought to read some of the testimonials at least. I really think that some of you would be interested.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineFade_To_Black
Fire It Up

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/26/03
Posts: 1,383
Last seen: 4 years, 4 months
Re: Immortality [Re: saturnlife]
    #3145126 - 09/16/04 09:06 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

does it prevent you from dieing from a gunshot wound to the temple?

if not.. i have no use for the rings.


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinedebianlinux
Myconerd - DBK
Male User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/09/02
Posts: 8,272
Loc: Over There
Last seen: 2 days, 7 hours
Re: Immortality [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #3145397 - 09/16/04 10:03 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

lol


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineRedstorm
Prince of Bugs
Male

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 10/08/02
Posts: 44,174
Last seen: 3 months, 18 days
Re: Immortality [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #3145489 - 09/16/04 10:30 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Fade_To_Black said:
does it prevent you from dieing from a gunshot wound to the temple?

if not.. i have no use for the rings.




No kidding.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinerelativexistance
"beads, bees!?!?beads ....BEADS!!!"
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/08/04
Posts: 1,778
Last seen: 4 years, 5 months
Re: Immortality [Re: saturnlife]
    #3145527 - 09/16/04 10:40 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

thats absurd, life is a cycle of stages that you are meant to go through. we were all designed to go through these stages and death is one of them. immortality is bullshit and def cannot be achieved through magnetic rings attached to you during sleep. i believe you could be bionically enhanced via nanotechnology possibly in the future to extend ones life and slow down the aging process, but that is still just delaying the inevitable, death.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineTwirling
Barred Spiral
Male

Registered: 02/03/03
Posts: 2,468
Last seen: 1 year, 8 months
Re: Immortality [Re: saturnlife]
    #3145534 - 09/16/04 10:42 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

saturnlife said:
Well, you guys ought to read some of the testimonials at least. I really think that some of you would be interested.




Read testimonals from people who haven't died yet? Perhaps complaints from the people who have?


I'm just teasing, although I highly, highly doubt does more then make you able to stick to the refidgerator. I really wouldn't want to live forever anyway (not in this form anyway). This planet is too insane to want to stay forever.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleAdom
Totally Nude
 User Gallery
Registered: 09/30/01
Posts: 10,875
Loc: Way Up North
Re: Immortality [Re: saturnlife]
    #3145537 - 09/16/04 10:43 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

christmas gifts!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Anonymous

Re: Immortality [Re: saturnlife]
    #3145550 - 09/16/04 10:45 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

bullshit
life live to its fullest. fuck that immortal shit.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineRedstorm
Prince of Bugs
Male

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 10/08/02
Posts: 44,174
Last seen: 3 months, 18 days
Re: Immortality [Re: saturnlife]
    #3145639 - 09/16/04 11:00 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Send me one for free, and I'll test it for you. If I don't die, I'll report back here.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinewhiterabbit13
I'm late

Registered: 02/21/04
Posts: 1,360
Loc: Down the rabbit hole
Last seen: 11 years, 1 month
Re: Immortality [Re: saturnlife]
    #3145842 - 09/16/04 11:39 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

If it even helps any healing, i doubt it would stop any process and would absolutely not reverse anything.


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinezenmunk
King of thepickle people.
 User Gallery

Registered: 02/01/03
Posts: 496
Last seen: 5 years, 8 months
Re: Immortality [Re: saturnlife]
    #3146023 - 09/17/04 12:19 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

pickle juice stops the aging process, everyone knows that.


moron.


--------------------
Like a meteor, like darkness, as a flickering lamp, An illusion, like hoar-frost or a bubble, Like clouds, a flash of lightning, or a dream: So is all conditioned existence to be seen. -buddha


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineFade_To_Black
Fire It Up

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/26/03
Posts: 1,383
Last seen: 4 years, 4 months
Re: Immortality [Re: zenmunk]
    #3146039 - 09/17/04 12:24 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

zenmunk said:
pickle juice stops the aging process, everyone knows that.


moron.




ive heard banana peels work just as well. if not, better.


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinecybrbeast
Up, then down, then...
Male User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 01/06/03
Posts: 4,777
Loc: event horizon
Last seen: 6 months, 17 days
Re: Immortality [Re: saturnlife]
    #3147415 - 09/17/04 10:08 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

That is very naive to believe in magnetic therapy. Magnetism hardly influences the body. It's just a quack faking testimonials, trying to get money from naive people.
Fake as hell. Don't you think scienctists would be dabbling with magnets if there was anything in them.
Life can be extended by anti-oxidants. Try Resveratrol. Search for it. It increased the lifespan of rodents by 30%. Wait for gene-therapy and stem-cell therapy for real life extension.
Als severe caloric restriction wil make you live up to 50% longer. Or so they think. But then you are hungry all the time.


--------------------
futuretribe.space


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineFade_To_Black
Fire It Up

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/26/03
Posts: 1,383
Last seen: 4 years, 4 months
Re: Immortality [Re: cybrbeast]
    #3149048 - 09/17/04 05:59 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

id better stop chowing down on magnets then......


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlined33p
Welcome to Violence

Registered: 07/12/03
Posts: 5,381
Loc: the shores of Tripoli
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
Re: Immortality [Re: saturnlife]
    #3149063 - 09/17/04 06:03 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I think it funny how many "healing" magnets are unable to have any effect through a couple sheets of paper yet they expect it to penetrate skin, fat, and then affect blood or chi flow.


--------------------
I'm a nihilist. Lets be friends.

bang bang


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineFade_To_Black
Fire It Up

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/26/03
Posts: 1,383
Last seen: 4 years, 4 months
Re: Immortality [Re: d33p]
    #3149082 - 09/17/04 06:07 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

d33p said:
I think it funny how many "healing" magnets are unable to have any effect through a couple sheets of paper yet they expect it to penetrate skin, fat, and then affect blood or chi flow.




experts have already explained that magic is a factor in this case.  :rolleyes:


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1

Community >> The Pub

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Website-product testimonials Bullshit? PsillyNilly 734 6 11/24/04 04:13 PM
by Le_Canard
* 'Immortal' jellyfish swarming across the world
( 1 2 3 all )
snoot 2,704 42 01/28/09 06:05 PM
by Cognitive_Shift
* Immortal Technique
( 1 2 all )
StrandedVoyager 2,555 33 07/26/08 08:07 PM
by Konyap
* Gunshots!!! Pumpkin_Blythe 604 5 08/13/04 02:39 AM
by MAGnum
* Immortal Jellyfish?! Nooooooooo!
( 1 2 all )
OneMoreRobot3021 1,895 27 01/27/09 07:10 PM
by sam420
* My pro hemp testimony to the State of Montana: please critique
( 1 2 all )
Funguymon 2,358 24 03/17/09 11:40 AM
by Funguymon
* Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials?
( 1 2 all )
visualspeech 2,787 23 12/14/07 01:06 PM
by sr20steez
* Immortal Technique Sebastian23 909 12 03/18/07 04:10 PM
by CosmicFool

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
635 topic views. 25 members, 114 guests and 41 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:
Everything Mushrooms
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2016 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.046 seconds spending 0.003 seconds on 14 queries.