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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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I don’t imagine it was easy being a furry around here. It’s not easy being alternative anything. Even harmless potheads such as myself are reviled. The only reason I haven’t been run out of town is because I keep my grass cut and I gave the leader of the neighborhood watch a few hundred bucks when they lost their job right before Christmas one year.

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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: Headies]
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Headies said:
I gave the leader of the neighborhood watch a few hundred bucks when they lost their job right before Christmas one year.



:canthelpbutlaugh:

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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: Mystikal]
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I need all the goodwill I can get when I’m blind drunk and stumbling around the block.

Edited by Headies (09/29/26 02:34 PM)

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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: Mystikal]
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Headies said:
My furry neighbor did die. Suicide.

I always feel like I should have made more of an attempt to be friendly when someone in my vicinity dies.



You snuffed him out with a pillow I just know it:killingme:


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:mushroom:GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you.:mushroom:

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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: KevinDontWave]
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It was suicide, bucko. Pills or something. They did it in their car  a city over.

I don’t know how into the furry stuff my neighbor actually was. Their costume didn’t look like the professional ones. It was a blue onesie with dog ears and a tail. I’d see them wearing it from time to time.

Edited by Headies (09/29/26 02:49 PM)

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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: Headies]
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I've seen chicks at jam shows just wearing the tails.

I don't think they're Furries though.

I figure it's just code for being into butt stuff.

:shrug:


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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: Toe_Jam]
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Butt stuff is more fun than suicide.


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Edited by space daddy (09/29/26 03:08 PM)

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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: space daddy] * 1
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Hear, hear.

Not that I'm into butt stuff.

But I'm sure it beats suicide.


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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: Toe_Jam]
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I gotta go pick up some weed.

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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: Toe_Jam] * 2
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"The dead know only one thing, it is better to be alive and doing butt stuff” - The Tibetan Book Of The Dead


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:mushroom:GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you.:mushroom:

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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: KevinDontWave]
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Butt stuff ain't gay.  Relax with your lady friend if you have one. Prostates are joy and pleasure. Butt stuff is your biological right as a cis male.


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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: space daddy] * 2
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But I poop from there


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:mushroom:GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you.:mushroom:

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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: KevinDontWave] * 1
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You haven't thought of the smell Spaceghost.


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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: Toe_Jam]
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Diet and timing about best advise I can give. Know ya body. Or there's always death. It's butt stuff or death now.


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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: space daddy]
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The butt stuff is killing me


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:mushroom:GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you.:mushroom:

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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: KevinDontWave]
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"Give me butt stuff, or give me death."

-Buttcrack Henry


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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: Toe_Jam]
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:mushroom:GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you.:mushroom:

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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: KevinDontWave]
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KevinDontWave said:
The butt stuff is killing me




Have you tried "heavy petting"? this may be right for you.
Don't die catbud.


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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: space daddy]
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space daddy said:
KevinDontWave said:
The butt stuff is killing me




Have you tried "heavy petting"? this may be right for you.
Don't die catbud.



The damage is done
:boofgirl:


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:mushroom:GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you.:mushroom:

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Re: Thread Killers 380p Full Length [Re: space daddy]
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space daddy said:
Butt stuff ain't gay.  Relax with your lady friend if you have one. Prostates are joy and pleasure. Butt stuff is your biological right as a cis male.



I looked at prostitutes online and some of them advertise prostate exams, but I'd be afraid of having a poopy bum and looking gross lol


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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