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Headies

Registered: 01/28/23
Posts: 5,694
Last seen: 16 minutes, 30 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: KevinDontWave]
#29678262 - 09/25/26 04:27 PM (1 month, 23 hours ago)

God went out for a pack of smokes and never came back. :haha:

:haha:

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Powdered_Toastman
Loyal to the foil

Registered: 05/31/11
Posts: 8,302
Loc: Arrakis

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Headies]
#29678266 - 09/25/26 04:35 PM (1 month, 23 hours ago)

Does god have a smoke i could bum?

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nuds

Registered: 03/29/15
Posts: 2,696
Loc: Deutschland

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Powdered_Toastman]

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#29678274 - 09/25/26 04:54 PM (1 month, 23 hours ago)

God pockets your lighter after borrowing it.

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Powdered_Toastman
Loyal to the foil

Registered: 05/31/11
Posts: 8,302
Loc: Arrakis

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: nuds]
#29678340 - 09/25/26 06:34 PM (1 month, 21 hours ago)

Wow...

Well there is always the butt-can

Can i borrow someone's lighter? God took mine

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GenesisCorrupted
Cowboy, Cultivator, Dude

Registered: 08/01/23
Posts: 33,792
Loc: PNW

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Powdered_Toastman]
#29678345 - 09/25/26 06:42 PM (1 month, 21 hours ago)

He said it was something about building your character but then he has like eight of them out in his truck.

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PatrickKn

Registered: 07/10/11
Posts: 22,384

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: GenesisCorrupted]

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#29678347 - 09/25/26 06:50 PM (1 month, 21 hours ago)

That's my truck actually. Said he was grabbing us some food and never came back.

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Powdered_Toastman
Loyal to the foil

Registered: 05/31/11
Posts: 8,302
Loc: Arrakis

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: PatrickKn]
#29678352 - 09/25/26 06:55 PM (1 month, 21 hours ago)

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KevinDontWave
Tite Translucent Toad

Registered: 08/22/09
Posts: 11,128
Loc: Black Iron Prison
Last seen: 2 minutes, 55 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Powdered_Toastman]
#29678371 - 09/25/26 07:25 PM (1 month, 20 hours ago)

We gotta stop inviting God to these parties.
:igotnothing:

:igotnothing:

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GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you. :mushroom:

:mushroom:

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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit

Registered: 04/15/10
Posts: 4,645
Loc: Hyperfunk Zone

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: KevinDontWave]
#29678374 - 09/25/26 07:30 PM (1 month, 20 hours ago)

Wh-..?

Where's my wallet?

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Smile through our disguises.
:dancingbear:

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Headies

Registered: 01/28/23
Posts: 5,694
Last seen: 16 minutes, 30 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Toe_Jam]
#29678398 - 09/25/26 08:09 PM (1 month, 19 hours ago)

God is the ultimate confidence man.

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KevinDontWave
Tite Translucent Toad

Registered: 08/22/09
Posts: 11,128
Loc: Black Iron Prison
Last seen: 2 minutes, 55 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: KevinDontWave]

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#29678414 - 09/25/26 08:36 PM (1 month, 19 hours ago)

I think he poured a beer in the fish tank

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GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you. :mushroom:

:mushroom:

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Headies

Registered: 01/28/23
Posts: 5,694
Last seen: 16 minutes, 30 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: KevinDontWave]
#29678433 - 09/25/26 09:09 PM (1 month, 18 hours ago)

He took an upper decker in your soul—that’s what makes you so ornery. God is the ultimate mischief maker.

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DorkWithTheHair
Stranger

Registered: 07/31/26
Posts: 338
Last seen: 12 minutes

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Headies]

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#29678456 - 09/25/26 09:46 PM (1 month, 18 hours ago)

My cat says he gives him the hairballs that make him hork up his dinner, some nights.

Right bastard, he is.

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Hey, you kids wanna ~~see a dead body~~ learn to code with Python?

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Headies

Registered: 01/28/23
Posts: 5,694
Last seen: 16 minutes, 30 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: DorkWithTheHair]
#29678470 - 09/25/26 10:22 PM (1 month, 17 hours ago)

My account is on suicide watch?
:chump:

:chump:

I’ll outlive you all! :rockman:

:rockman:

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Mystikal
Arranger

Registered: 11/13/21
Posts: 9,330
Loc: Canada

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Headies]
#29678472 - 09/25/26 10:23 PM (1 month, 17 hours ago)

What does that even mean.
:tellmeastory:

:tellmeastory:

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Headies

Registered: 01/28/23
Posts: 5,694
Last seen: 16 minutes, 30 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Mystikal]
#29678491 - 09/25/26 10:57 PM (1 month, 17 hours ago)

I don’t know. It’s a note in my account settings that I just saw after getting super high. I’m freaking out. Am I going to die?
:pout:

:pout:

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nuds

Registered: 03/29/15
Posts: 2,696
Loc: Deutschland

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Headies]

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#29678496 - 09/25/26 11:04 PM (1 month, 16 hours ago)

You weren’t really alive to begin with. Everything you think you are and what this is, is actually just a simulated environment shot into the neural network of a bodyless brain in-situ.

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Headies

Registered: 01/28/23
Posts: 5,694
Last seen: 16 minutes, 30 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: nuds]
#29678509 - 09/25/26 11:19 PM (1 month, 16 hours ago)

Yer freaking me out right now, nuds.

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JonBongGroovy
Sober these days

Registered: 01/23/15
Posts: 14,668
Loc: Hawaii, Oahu🤙 🌈

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Headies]
#29678520 - 09/25/26 11:34 PM (1 month, 16 hours ago)

Suicide watch huh, be careful.

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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit

Registered: 04/15/10
Posts: 4,645
Loc: Hyperfunk Zone

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: JonBongGroovy]
#29678688 - 09/26/26 07:12 AM (1 month, 8 hours ago)

nuds said:

You weren’t really alive to begin with. Everything you think you are and what this is, is actually just a simulated environment shot into the neural network of a bodyless brain in-situ.

Think of the possibilities, man!

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Smile through our disguises.
:dancingbear:

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