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Headies

Registered: 01/28/23
Posts: 4,482
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Last seen: 1 minute, 26 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: KevinDontWave]
#29678262 - 09/25/26 02:27 PM (3 days, 6 hours ago)

God went out for a pack of smokes and never came back. :haha:

:haha:

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Powdered_Toastman
Loyal to the foil

Registered: 05/30/11
Posts: 8,289
Loc: Arrakis

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Headies]
#29678266 - 09/25/26 02:35 PM (3 days, 5 hours ago)

Does god have a smoke i could bum?

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nuds

Registered: 03/28/15
Posts: 2,393
Loc: Deutschland

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Powdered_Toastman]

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#29678274 - 09/25/26 02:54 PM (3 days, 5 hours ago)

God pockets your lighter after borrowing it.

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Powdered_Toastman
Loyal to the foil

Registered: 05/30/11
Posts: 8,289
Loc: Arrakis

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: nuds]
#29678340 - 09/25/26 04:34 PM (3 days, 3 hours ago)

Wow...

Well there is always the butt-can

Can i borrow someone's lighter? God took mine

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GenesisCorrupted
Cowboy, Cultivator, Dude

Registered: 08/01/23
Posts: 33,385
Loc: PNW

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Powdered_Toastman]
#29678345 - 09/25/26 04:42 PM (3 days, 3 hours ago)

He said it was something about building your character but then he has like eight of them out in his truck.

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PatrickKn

Registered: 07/10/11
Posts: 22,315

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: GenesisCorrupted]

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#29678347 - 09/25/26 04:50 PM (3 days, 3 hours ago)

That's my truck actually. Said he was grabbing us some food and never came back.

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Powdered_Toastman
Loyal to the foil

Registered: 05/30/11
Posts: 8,289
Loc: Arrakis

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: PatrickKn]
#29678352 - 09/25/26 04:55 PM (3 days, 3 hours ago)

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KevinDontWave
Kiwi Cat

Registered: 08/22/09
Posts: 10,498
Loc: Black Iron Prison
Last seen: 4 minutes, 22 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Powdered_Toastman]
#29678371 - 09/25/26 05:25 PM (3 days, 3 hours ago)

We gotta stop inviting God to these parties.
:igotnothing:

:igotnothing:

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:mushroomgrow:

:mushroomgrow:

:mushroomgrow:

:mushroom:

I got the sausage, I got the bacon
I got the creole and cayenne and garlic and onion
It tastes so right!
(Don't forget about the shrimp!)
I won't forget about the shrimp! :mushroom:

:mushroom:

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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit

Registered: 04/15/10
Posts: 4,426
Loc: Around some corner...

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: KevinDontWave]
#29678374 - 09/25/26 05:30 PM (3 days, 3 hours ago)

Wh-..?

Where's my wallet?

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Smile through our disguises.
:dancingbear:

:dancingbear:

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Headies

Registered: 01/28/23
Posts: 4,482
Loc:

Last seen: 1 minute, 26 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Toe_Jam]
#29678398 - 09/25/26 06:09 PM (3 days, 2 hours ago)

God is the ultimate confidence man.

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KevinDontWave
Kiwi Cat

Registered: 08/22/09
Posts: 10,498
Loc: Black Iron Prison
Last seen: 4 minutes, 22 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: KevinDontWave]

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#29678414 - 09/25/26 06:36 PM (3 days, 1 hour ago)

I think he poured a beer in the fish tank

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:mushroomgrow:

:mushroomgrow:

:mushroomgrow:

:mushroom:

I got the sausage, I got the bacon
I got the creole and cayenne and garlic and onion
It tastes so right!
(Don't forget about the shrimp!)
I won't forget about the shrimp! :mushroom:

:mushroom:

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Headies

Registered: 01/28/23
Posts: 4,482
Loc:

Last seen: 1 minute, 26 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: KevinDontWave]
#29678433 - 09/25/26 07:09 PM (3 days, 1 hour ago)

He took an upper decker in your soul—that’s what makes you so ornery. God is the ultimate mischief maker.

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DorkWithTheHair
Stranger

Registered: 07/31/26
Posts: 200
Last seen: 41 minutes, 49 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Headies]

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#29678456 - 09/25/26 07:46 PM (3 days, 44 minutes ago)

My cat says he gives him the hairballs that make him hork up his dinner, some nights.

Right bastard, he is.

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Headies

Registered: 01/28/23
Posts: 4,482
Loc:

Last seen: 1 minute, 26 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: DorkWithTheHair]
#29678470 - 09/25/26 08:22 PM (3 days, 8 minutes ago)

My account is on suicide watch?
:chump:

:chump:

I’ll outlive you all! :rockman:

:rockman:

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Mystikal
Arranger

Registered: 11/13/21
Posts: 9,185
Loc: Canada

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Headies]
#29678472 - 09/25/26 08:23 PM (3 days, 7 minutes ago)

What does that even mean.
:tellmeastory:

:tellmeastory:

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Headies

Registered: 01/28/23
Posts: 4,482
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Last seen: 1 minute, 26 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Mystikal]
#29678491 - 09/25/26 08:57 PM (2 days, 23 hours ago)

I don’t know. It’s a note in my account settings that I just saw after getting super high. I’m freaking out. Am I going to die?
:pout:

:pout:

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nuds

Registered: 03/28/15
Posts: 2,393
Loc: Deutschland

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Headies]

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#29678496 - 09/25/26 09:04 PM (2 days, 23 hours ago)

You weren’t really alive to begin with. Everything you think you are and what this is, is actually just a simulated environment shot into the neural network of a bodyless brain in-situ.

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Headies

Registered: 01/28/23
Posts: 4,482
Loc:

Last seen: 1 minute, 26 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: nuds]
#29678509 - 09/25/26 09:19 PM (2 days, 23 hours ago)

Yer freaking me out right now, nuds.

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JonBongGroovy
Sober these days

Registered: 01/23/15
Posts: 13,854
Loc: Hawaii, Oahu🤙 🌈

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Headies]
#29678520 - 09/25/26 09:34 PM (2 days, 22 hours ago)

Suicide watch huh, be careful.

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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit

Registered: 04/15/10
Posts: 4,426
Loc: Around some corner...

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: JonBongGroovy]
#29678688 - 09/26/26 05:12 AM (2 days, 15 hours ago)

nuds said:

You weren’t really alive to begin with. Everything you think you are and what this is, is actually just a simulated environment shot into the neural network of a bodyless brain in-situ.

Think of the possibilities, man!

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Smile through our disguises.
:dancingbear:

:dancingbear:

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