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Re: Read em and weep [Re: KevinDontWave]
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God went out for a pack of smokes and never came back. :haha:

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Re: Read em and weep [Re: Headies]
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Does god have a smoke i could bum?


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Re: Read em and weep [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 5
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God pockets your lighter after borrowing it.

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Re: Read em and weep [Re: nuds]
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Wow...






Well there is always the butt-can







Can i borrow someone's lighter? God took mine


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Re: Read em and weep [Re: Powdered_Toastman]
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He said it was something about building your character but then he has like eight of them out in his truck.

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Re: Read em and weep [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 3
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That's my truck actually. Said he was grabbing us some food and never came back.

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Re: Read em and weep [Re: PatrickKn]
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Re: Read em and weep [Re: Powdered_Toastman]
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We gotta stop inviting God to these parties.
:igotnothing:


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:mushroomgrow::mushroomgrow:

:mushroom:Now you made fun of my son
and it will cause you to be sacrificed:mushroom:

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Re: Read em and weep [Re: KevinDontWave]
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Wh-..?

Where's my wallet?


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Re: Read em and weep [Re: Toe_Jam]
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God is the ultimate confidence man.

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Re: Read em and weep [Re: KevinDontWave] * 1
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I think he poured a beer in the fish tank


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:mushroomgrow::mushroomgrow:

:mushroom:Now you made fun of my son
and it will cause you to be sacrificed:mushroom:

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Re: Read em and weep [Re: KevinDontWave]
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He took an upper decker in your soul—that’s what makes you so ornery. God is the ultimate mischief maker.

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Re: Read em and weep [Re: Headies] * 1
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My cat says he gives him the hairballs that make him hork up his dinner, some nights.

Right bastard, he is.

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Re: Read em and weep [Re: DorkWithTheHair]
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My account is on suicide watch?
:chump:
I’ll outlive you all!:rockman:


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Re: Read em and weep [Re: Headies]
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What does that even mean.
:tellmeastory:

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Re: Read em and weep [Re: Mystikal]
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I don’t know. It’s a note in my account settings that I just saw after getting super high. I’m freaking out. Am I going to die?
:pout:

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Re: Read em and weep [Re: Headies] * 1
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You weren’t really alive to begin with. Everything you think you are and what this is, is actually just a simulated environment shot into the neural network of a bodyless brain in-situ.

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Re: Read em and weep [Re: nuds]
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Yer freaking me out right now, nuds.

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Re: Read em and weep [Re: Headies]
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Suicide watch huh, be careful.


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Re: Read em and weep [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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nuds said:
You weren’t really alive to begin with. Everything you think you are and what this is, is actually just a simulated environment shot into the neural network of a bodyless brain in-situ.




Think of the possibilities, man!

   



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