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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie

Registered: 04/09/04
Posts: 11,505
Loc: Billy Howerdel's closet

Last seen: 3 years, 1 month

Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

#4368534 - 07/04/05 02:34 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

I hope you have an awesome day!
:cheers:

:cheers:

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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#4368538 - 07/04/05 02:35 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Ican't see straight

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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie

Registered: 04/09/04
Posts: 11,505
Loc: Billy Howerdel's closet

Last seen: 3 years, 1 month

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4368541 - 07/04/05 02:36 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Good....I think. Is that because you're fucked up right now?

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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#4368548 - 07/04/05 02:38 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Very much so

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Toddo
Stranger

Registered: 07/09/04
Posts: 4,152
Last seen: 8 years, 11 months

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4368549 - 07/04/05 02:40 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

:laugh:

:laugh:

:beer:

:cheers:

:grin:

:laugh:

:laugh:

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Shroomery Composition Contest

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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie

Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: Toddo]
#4368551 - 07/04/05 02:41 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Toddo said:

I second that. :laugh:

:laugh:

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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#4368555 - 07/04/05 02:43 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Who is going to give me my 20 spanks? :ooo:

:ooo:

:ooo:

:ooo:

:ooo:

:ooo:

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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie

Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4368563 - 07/04/05 02:45 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Around here a fellow dude gets 20 hard blasts to the mid-section. :grin:

:grin:

You ready for your birthday beating nukka? hah

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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#4368571 - 07/04/05 02:50 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

My friend got his rib broken on his 18th birthday beating. We got it all on film too.

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Drink_Punk_Soda
Now with ExtraVaganza!?

Registered: 06/14/02
Posts: 1,677
Loc: Nowhere fast
Last seen: 5 years, 6 months

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4368578 - 07/04/05 02:53 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Happy birthday dude! :laugh:

:laugh:

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Kumbayah my lord, Kumbayah...

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: Drink_Punk_Soda]
#4368580 - 07/04/05 02:54 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Eveeyone loves me!

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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie

Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4368581 - 07/04/05 02:54 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

:rotfl:

Nice! Neither myself or none of my buddies have ever suffered any major injuries from a birthday beating. One of my friends however did take it seriously and punched another friend in the mouth busting him up pretty good. Was funny shit. :smile:

:smile:

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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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patchwork
Cake-eatingDandy

Registered: 06/18/05
Posts: 861
Loc: The Hall of Mirrors

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#4368591 - 07/04/05 02:57 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

I DEMAND that you take that slanderous filth out of your signature. :mad:

:mad:

Or I will talk to Ythan and sue you for Shroomery libel. :smirk:

:smirk:

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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie

Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: patchwork]
#4368600 - 07/04/05 03:00 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Don't front you love the attention you whore. :wink:

:wink:

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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: patchwork]
#4368604 - 07/04/05 03:00 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

I'll sue you for like... being a tight ass. Wanna make some diamonds? Cuz I'll totally shove some coal where the sun don't shine. And I'm not just talking about IN the pants, I'm talking REALLY in the pants. Get my drift?

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In(di)go
People of the sun.

Registered: 10/29/00
Posts: 8,158
Loc: Cologne, Germany

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4368697 - 07/04/05 04:59 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee happy birfday man!!!! have a nice one!

:sun:

:sun:

:dancing:

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AbstractHarmonix
Love is like a train...

Registered: 07/08/04
Posts: 3,509
Loc: The Sea

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4368735 - 07/04/05 06:18 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Happy birthday, Hella_Tight.

You gonna waste your day on the shroomery or what?

:heart:

:heart:

:crazy2:

:penis:

:nutkick:

Theres your birthday gifts! Some very much needed smiley action!

Along with your birthday beating!

Have a great day!
-Ares

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A plethora of music aspirations control my temptations of future revelations beyond "now". The percussion, and the heart beat of my love and devotion. The rhythm goes beyond, prying into the third eye, releasing the creativity held so far inside. The melodicies, through the out of tune pianos and broken classical guitars...there lies a beauty. A beauty as prevelent as the fire inside. To release these energies is pure ecstacy, to deveop these gifts is sacred. The vocality, so pure as can be, shying away from herself, lies within me. For the underlying serenitity, this is what I live for. I plea for harmony, and nothing more. Music equals love. Creation of love leads to the procreativity of the World, and it's spirals and puddles prevailing.

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: AbstractHarmonix]
#4368757 - 07/04/05 06:40 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Thank you all. Apparently, I can't pee because I took too many fucking opiates. Plus I woke up at 5:40am. What a great start to a birthday! :whatever:

:whatever:

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AbstractHarmonix
Love is like a train...

Registered: 07/08/04
Posts: 3,509
Loc: The Sea

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4368772 - 07/04/05 06:47 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Its definitely been known to happen. Run your hands under water, put the faucets on for the "hearing" effect, whatever... Some of that bullshit actually works sometimes.

Or start drinkin'. That should kick the pisser right in!

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A plethora of music aspirations control my temptations of future revelations beyond "now". The percussion, and the heart beat of my love and devotion. The rhythm goes beyond, prying into the third eye, releasing the creativity held so far inside. The melodicies, through the out of tune pianos and broken classical guitars...there lies a beauty. A beauty as prevelent as the fire inside. To release these energies is pure ecstacy, to deveop these gifts is sacred. The vocality, so pure as can be, shying away from herself, lies within me. For the underlying serenitity, this is what I live for. I plea for harmony, and nothing more. Music equals love. Creation of love leads to the procreativity of the World, and it's spirals and puddles prevailing.

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: Happy Birthday HELLA_TIGHT

[Re: AbstractHarmonix]
#4368779 - 07/04/05 06:50 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Good idea. I think I need to start drinking again. I took a 3 hour sleep break :smirk:

:smirk:

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