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Re: Just got invited to a sex party [Re: birdeatingspider] * 1
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The HSV infects the host and compells them to go to sex parties so that it can reproduce and maintain its survival

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Re: Just got invited to a sex party [Re: gillagin780]
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Wow that is a messed up thing to say..


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From all I may be, or have been before,
To mingle with the Universe, and feel
What I can ne’er express, yet cannot all conceal.

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Re: Just got invited to a sex party [Re: birdeatingspider] * 1
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Its function is very similar to that of cordyceps mushrooms and ants.

Its simple biology

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Re: Just got invited to a sex party [Re: gillagin780] * 1
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:suffermanly:
^^ Me tryna fight my HSV mind control


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When we constantly pull things apart trying to see how it works, we may end up with only an understanding of how to destroy something
- nick sand


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Re: Just got invited to a sex party [Re: Psicomb] * 1
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The only way to fight is to devote your life to black scientology.

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Re: Just got invited to a sex party [Re: gillagin780] * 1
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gillagin780 said:
The only way to fight is to devote your life to black scientology.


:dubious:


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:mushroomgrow::mushroomgrow:

:mushroom:Come a little bit closer
And get untied
In a hearse rollin' over
Just a track in the line
Fuck it:mushroom:

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Re: Just got invited to a sex party [Re: KevinDontWave]
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Do you want to experience the Log?

:manofapproval:

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Re: Just got invited to a sex party [Re: gillagin780] * 2
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:whatnonono:


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:mushroom:Come a little bit closer
And get untied
In a hearse rollin' over
Just a track in the line
Fuck it:mushroom:

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Re: Just got invited to a sex party [Re: KevinDontWave] * 1
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Essentially we will position our selves asshole to asshole and form a perfect seal.

You will fart to initiate a vacuum and then I will push a massive log from my ass into your ass.

This will cause you to have a massive orgazm and then you can distribute cum to all participants at the party.

Essentially a bird in hand is worth two beers

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Re: Just got invited to a sex party [Re: gillagin780]
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:mushroomgrow::mushroomgrow:

:mushroom:Come a little bit closer
And get untied
In a hearse rollin' over
Just a track in the line
Fuck it:mushroom:

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Re: Just got invited to a sex party [Re: KevinDontWave]
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And then you can nurse the log in your asshole and give birth to it later because it will probably become inseminated during the party and morph with the HSV Poop and semen.

You can give birth to a humonocolous.

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Re: Just got invited to a sex party [Re: KevinDontWave] * 1
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birdeatingspider said:
Coast to coast, what an adventure you two have found!

Stay kinky, you legend.
And good on yall disclosing the HSV.

Overall, the approach and how you are receiving this lifestyle is inspiring, ngl!


:grin: :wave: you’re the freaking best, always so supportive of whatever shit I get into :hug:

It’s been a wild ride; an exhausting 3 years getting settled out here but we finally feel like it’s “home”. 

Building friendships and community and learning the ins and outs of a new city just takes time and I’ve learned to not rush these things.


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When we constantly pull things apart trying to see how it works, we may end up with only an understanding of how to destroy something
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Re: Just got invited to a sex party [Re: Psicomb]
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Psicomb said:
lifeiswhatyoumake said:
So have you taken a high dose of viagra yet and turned into the Hulk or are you trying to use the lowest doses possible to try to stay natural?


Haha yes, I take 50-75mg on an empty stomach before parties and it turns my dick rock hard with little effort, thus manifesting a fuck machine of a human.  No side effects either, thank god. 

My wife prefers quickies at home but for stuff like this where putting on a bit of a performance is a part of it all it has been a blessing.  It’s awesome to go at it off-and-on for hours and hours without issues in a daunting environment.



Dang 75 mg eh? Most I've done is 50 mg and that's very effective for me, but then again I'm not at a sex party so maybe I would need more. I do get side effects at 50 mg, not too bad, but I can sometimes get headaches but they aren't terrible. I've learned to not drink alcohol while on sildenafil... things turn weird/bad for me fast.


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Re: Just got invited to a sex party [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 2
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:inbread::buttchugging:

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Re: Just got invited to a sex party [Re: gillagin780]
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:popcorn:


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