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Invisibledrowneduck
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First crasher at a party.
    #3817741 - 02/22/05 06:16 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Whats the funniest thing you've seen done to a crasher? My party piece was putting headphones on the unfortunate victim, with Dark Side of the moon,just at the bit with the alarm clocks,turn it up full blast,stand well back and watch them flapping about,trying to turn them all off.If its an annoying,or unwanted guest,first get a condom,get a few people to spit in it,then poke it up the crack of his arse with a pencil,and let him wake up naturally.Two things will happen,he will not come back again (you hope)and for some reason wont mention it to anyone. :lol:


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Re: First crasher at a party. [Re: drowneduck]
    #3817744 - 02/22/05 06:17 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Your weird.


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Re: First crasher at a party. [Re: drowneduck]
    #3817761 - 02/22/05 06:20 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

drowneduck said:
Whats the funniest thing you've seen done to a crasher? My party piece was putting headphones on the unfortunate victim, with Dark Side of the moon,just at the bit with the alarm clocks,turn it up full blast,stand well back and watch them flapping about,trying to turn them all off.If its an annoying,or unwanted guest,first get a condom,get a few people to spit in it,then poke it up the crack of his arse with a pencil,and let him wake up naturally.Two things will happen,he will not come back again (you hope)and for some reason wont mention it to anyone. :lol:




Thta's HORRIBLE! I would be so pissed off, i'de get dangerous revenge, it might include syrian rue extract and copious amounts of acid....of course that will never happen, I always get myself invited to parties I wanna go, but still, horrible horrible thing to do. Bad Karma,


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Re: First crasher at a party. [Re: drowneduck]
    #3817765 - 02/22/05 06:20 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Hahah those are good.


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Re: First crasher at a party. [Re: drowneduck]
    #3817768 - 02/22/05 06:22 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Don't crash early around 40! :grin:


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Re: First crasher at a party. [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3817772 - 02/22/05 06:23 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

haha That is a great pic, Summit!!


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Re: First crasher at a party. [Re: Freeker]
    #3817788 - 02/22/05 06:27 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Freeker said:
Your weird.




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Re: First crasher at a party. [Re: blissedout]
    #3817796 - 02/22/05 06:28 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

40oz posts the best pictures


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Invisibledrowneduck
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Re: First crasher at a party. [Re: Freeker]
    #3817823 - 02/22/05 06:35 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I was meaning when i was a kid,believe me, iv seen a lot weirder shit than that. :crazy2:


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Re: First crasher at a party. [Re: drowneduck]
    #3817830 - 02/22/05 06:36 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I'll take your word for it.

:thumbup:


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Re: First crasher at a party. [Re: drowneduck]
    #3817849 - 02/22/05 06:40 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I don't choose to participate, but my house some how ended up the "party place" and my roomates think it's really funny to fuck with people when they pass out on our sofas.

A few weeks ago they put 18 cigarette butts, 6 straws, 2 forks, 2 spoons and half a beer down this girls pants because her ass crack was sticking out. Then they put mayonaise all over her boyfriends face.

They taped it all and then showed them the next morning and they thought is was pretty funny. good sports


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Re: First crasher at a party. [Re: i_rage_against]
    #3817884 - 02/22/05 06:50 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

good way to get your ass beaten..


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Re: First crasher at a party. [Re: Toricious]
    #3818042 - 02/22/05 07:18 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

True Karma :mushroom2:


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Re: First crasher at a party. [Re: drowneduck]
    #3818349 - 02/22/05 08:04 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

i hate that shit. we only fucked with someone who was sleeping once. because he was an asshole. and he passed out. so we fucking kicked him in the head and ribs. he jsut laid there lol


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Re: First crasher at a party. [Re: Amethyst_Acid]
    #3818362 - 02/22/05 08:08 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

yawn


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Re: First crasher at a party. [Re: drowneduck]
    #3818442 - 02/22/05 08:25 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

usually we just write all over the person w/ a permanent marker, called "chiefing"

one time my roommate passed out early on the couch and we placed every peice of furniture in the house on top of him except our beds....he woke up trapped under coffee tables chairs and desks piled to the ceiling, he had to wait for us to get up and remove the furiture piece by piece.


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Re: First crasher at a party. [Re: drowneduck]
    #3818616 - 02/22/05 08:52 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

wrote him up big time, including the entirety of the poem "oh captain my captain" on his back. i made a stack of 5 beer cans on my one friend's head.


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