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KevinDontWave
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29647787 - 08/14/26 10:25 PM (2 months, 6 days ago)

Toe_Jam said:

KevinDontWave said:

Me and my friends would have killed ET with hammers I can tell you that much

As an extraterrestrial myself I take some offense to this Kevin.

I'd appreciate if you wouldn't wave.

my sincerest apologies

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You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you. :mushroom:

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Toe_Jam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29647994 - 08/15/26 07:11 AM (2 months, 6 days ago)

Ah, who am I kidding.

ET was a creepy fucker.

Just look at it.

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My wife hates the fuck out of ET. Used to have nightmares of it as a child on like a traumatic level.

I'd have stomped his weird ugly ass too.

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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread

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#29648014 - 08/15/26 08:02 AM (2 months, 6 days ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29648030 - 08/15/26 08:18 AM (2 months, 6 days ago)

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GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you. :mushroom:

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Toe_Jam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29648035 - 08/15/26 08:25 AM (2 months, 6 days ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29648120 - 08/15/26 11:26 AM (2 months, 6 days ago)

Woke up on fire

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29648314 - 08/15/26 05:00 PM (2 months, 6 days ago)

I hate when that happens

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KevinDontWave
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29648505 - 08/16/26 12:02 AM (2 months, 5 days ago)

With the jet leg and all the pork I fell asleep on the toilet

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GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you. :mushroom:

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Toe_Jam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29648929 - 08/16/26 05:03 PM (2 months, 5 days ago)

YO MOMMY! YO DADDY!

YO GREASY GREASY GRAN-MAMMY,

MAN THEY GETTIN WILD AS FUCK, E'RYBODY GETTIN' CRUNK!

Yo Mommy- Seen her butt nekid front row.

Yo Daddy- He in the VIP smokin' dro.

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DorkWithTheHair
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29649608 - 08/17/26 03:09 PM (2 months, 4 days ago)

KevinDontWave said:

With the jet leg and all the pork I fell asleep on the toilet

My dad used to do that all on his own. Opiates are right bastards.

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Edited by DorkWithTheHair (08/17/26 03:09 PM)

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Toe_Jam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29651051 - 08/19/26 04:21 PM (2 months, 2 days ago)

Where the fuck is Sheekle when you need him?

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SHEEKLE!!!! I SUMMON YOU!!!

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KevinDontWave
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29651063 - 08/19/26 04:30 PM (2 months, 2 days ago)

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GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you. :mushroom:

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Toe_Jam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

[Re: KevinDontWave]
#29651068 - 08/19/26 04:34 PM (2 months, 2 days ago)

Good fucking God.......

What have I done?

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KevinDontWave
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29651099 - 08/19/26 05:41 PM (2 months, 2 days ago)

O THE HUBRIS OF MAN
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GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you. :mushroom:

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29651571 - 08/20/26 10:42 AM (2 months, 1 day ago)

You can blend bread with water, add flour and bake it into bread again

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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29652563 - 08/22/26 01:19 AM (1 month, 30 days ago)

sheekle is dead and I killed him long ago

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29652572 - 08/22/26 01:49 AM (1 month, 30 days ago)

twighead said:

sheekle is dead and I killed him long ago

:kingcrankey:

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29652611 - 08/22/26 03:51 AM (1 month, 30 days ago)

fuck.

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Toe_Jam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29652679 - 08/22/26 08:20 AM (1 month, 30 days ago)

Somebody get this boi a toaster

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Smellyhobbit
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29652683 - 08/22/26 08:29 AM (1 month, 30 days ago)

Hubris?

I didn’t know he still had his foreskin!

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