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OfflineBarbi
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hi sluts!
    #2920573 - 07/23/04 03:16 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Once I heal I'm 100% available for nonstop unprotected sex. Whos in with me?

I'm also accepting opiate carepackages since I got jipped at the doc with shitty tylenol 3s. 30mg even. I mean, useless!

R.I.P. My Vas. tubes and all the brave protien soldiers that will die in the roadblock, never to be shot into the glorified tonsil zone or deep in cervix territory.

Amen.


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
    #2920579 - 07/23/04 03:17 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Oh man, I remember reading your post about getting that done...you are a brave soldier, sir. Five mushrooms for your now-able-to-incessantly-fuck tool.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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OfflineTurd
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
    #2920580 - 07/23/04 03:17 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

what if you heal slower than you planned and have an orgasm too soon and you balls explode?


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InvisibleKrishna
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
    #2920618 - 07/23/04 03:30 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

ouch! now you have only 1/2 a penis... how does that make you feel? :grin:


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OfflineBarbi
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Krishna]
    #2920677 - 07/23/04 03:45 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I'm pretty sure, unless they drugged me a lot better then I remember, have an entire penis.

However my donation protien shakes will no longer contain protien, so I'll switch to a diet label.


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InvisibleKrishna
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
    #2920683 - 07/23/04 03:46 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

yeah sure... an "entire penis" my ass! show us a picture... nobody believes you, buddy!


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
    #2920803 - 07/23/04 04:27 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

The world now has a chance at survival!


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OfflinePhishgrrl
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
    #2920882 - 07/23/04 04:47 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Hi you little ho! Congrats for making it through! I've got some painkillers if you want them.....


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Invisiblesmurfette
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Registered: 07/21/04
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
    #2920999 - 07/23/04 05:18 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

you got your tubes tied?


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OfflineoDin
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
    #2921051 - 07/23/04 05:29 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

/me flicks slutty in the balls


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Re: hi sluts! [Re: oDin]
    #2921190 - 07/23/04 06:06 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I've got a Vicodin sittin here.  Maybe I'll take it?  Naw.  I'll save it for something special.  :evil:


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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
    #2921253 - 07/23/04 06:25 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Oh I remember that, I actually had a bit of pain for a while it really sucked but was well worth it! :cool:


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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Ripple]
    #2921268 - 07/23/04 06:30 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Hi Ripple. How are you today?


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it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
    #2921276 - 07/23/04 06:32 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I hear they give you a jock strap and tell you to fill it with ice. Man, I bet that gives you a stack of buttons like none other.


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Re: hi sluts! [Re: nicechrisman]
    #2921298 - 07/23/04 06:40 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Good bro!

How be you?


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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Ripple]
    #2921304 - 07/23/04 06:42 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Doin good, my friend. Too freakin hot though. It must be about 100 here today. I had planned on going to the coast to escape the heat, but have to nurse my sick dog instead.


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it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

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Re: hi sluts! [Re: nicechrisman]
    #2921309 - 07/23/04 06:43 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah its humid as hell here!


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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Ripple]
    #2921316 - 07/23/04 06:45 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Not too humid here, fortunately, but still too damn hot. Where are you at? NY state right?


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it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

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Re: hi sluts! [Re: nicechrisman]
    #2921323 - 07/23/04 06:47 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

yup NYC actually, where are you?


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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
    #2921326 - 07/23/04 06:48 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Back on topic, Do you hae your balls on Ice mndfreeze?


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