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hi sluts!
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Once I heal I'm 100% available for nonstop unprotected sex. Whos in with me?

I'm also accepting opiate carepackages since I got jipped at the doc with shitty tylenol 3s. 30mg even. I mean, useless!

R.I.P. My Vas. tubes and all the brave protien soldiers that will die in the roadblock, never to be shot into the glorified tonsil zone or deep in cervix territory.

Amen.

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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
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Oh man, I remember reading your post about getting that done...you are a brave soldier, sir. Five mushrooms for your now-able-to-incessantly-fuck tool.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
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what if you heal slower than you planned and have an orgasm too soon and you balls explode?

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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
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ouch! now you have only 1/2 a penis... how does that make you feel? :grin:


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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Krishna]
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I'm pretty sure, unless they drugged me a lot better then I remember, have an entire penis.

However my donation protien shakes will no longer contain protien, so I'll switch to a diet label.

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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
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yeah sure... an "entire penis" my ass! show us a picture... nobody believes you, buddy!


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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
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The world now has a chance at survival!


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
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Hi you little ho! Congrats for making it through! I've got some painkillers if you want them.....


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Once in awhile you can get shown the light

In the strangest of places if you look at it right...

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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
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you got your tubes tied?

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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
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/me flicks slutty in the balls

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Re: hi sluts! [Re: oDin]
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I've got a Vicodin sittin here.  Maybe I'll take it?  Naw.  I'll save it for something special.  :evil:


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"There was a dirty rainbow coming out of the fucking toilet" - 40 Oz.

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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
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Oh I remember that, I actually had a bit of pain for a while it really sucked but was well worth it! :cool:


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The bus came by and I got on that's when it all began!


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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Ripple]
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Hi Ripple. How are you today?


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"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 

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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
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I hear they give you a jock strap and tell you to fill it with ice. Man, I bet that gives you a stack of buttons like none other.

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Re: hi sluts! [Re: nicechrisman]
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Good bro!

How be you?


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The bus came by and I got on that's when it all began!


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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Ripple]
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Doin good, my friend. Too freakin hot though. It must be about 100 here today. I had planned on going to the coast to escape the heat, but have to nurse my sick dog instead.


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"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 

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Re: hi sluts! [Re: nicechrisman]
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Yeah its humid as hell here!


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The bus came by and I got on that's when it all began!


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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Ripple]
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Not too humid here, fortunately, but still too damn hot. Where are you at? NY state right?


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"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 

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Re: hi sluts! [Re: nicechrisman]
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yup NYC actually, where are you?


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The bus came by and I got on that's when it all began!


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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
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Back on topic, Do you hae your balls on Ice mndfreeze?


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