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Barbi
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hi sluts!
#2920573 - 07/23/04 01:16 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Once I heal I'm 100% available for nonstop unprotected sex. Whos in with me? I'm also accepting opiate carepackages since I got jipped at the doc with shitty tylenol 3s. 30mg even. I mean, useless! R.I.P. My Vas. tubes and all the brave protien soldiers that will die in the roadblock, never to be shot into the glorified tonsil zone or deep in cervix territory. Amen.
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2920579 - 07/23/04 01:17 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh man, I remember reading your post about getting that done...you are a brave soldier, sir. Five mushrooms for your now-able-to-incessantly-fuck tool.
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Turd
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2920580 - 07/23/04 01:17 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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what if you heal slower than you planned and have an orgasm too soon and you balls explode?
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Krishna
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2920618 - 07/23/04 01:30 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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ouch! now you have only 1/2 a penis... how does that make you feel?
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Barbi
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Krishna]
#2920677 - 07/23/04 01:45 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm pretty sure, unless they drugged me a lot better then I remember, have an entire penis.
However my donation protien shakes will no longer contain protien, so I'll switch to a diet label.
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Krishna
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2920683 - 07/23/04 01:46 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah sure... an "entire penis" my ass! show us a picture... nobody believes you, buddy!
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2920803 - 07/23/04 02:27 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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The world now has a chance at survival!
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Phishgrrl
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2920882 - 07/23/04 02:47 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hi you little ho! Congrats for making it through! I've got some painkillers if you want them.....
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smurfette
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2920999 - 07/23/04 03:18 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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you got your tubes tied?
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oDin
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2921051 - 07/23/04 03:29 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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/me flicks slutty in the balls
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Dankman
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: oDin]
#2921190 - 07/23/04 04:06 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've got a Vicodin sittin here. Maybe I'll take it? Naw. I'll save it for something special.
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Ripple
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2921253 - 07/23/04 04:25 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh I remember that, I actually had a bit of pain for a while it really sucked but was well worth it!
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nicechrisman
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Ripple]
#2921268 - 07/23/04 04:30 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hi Ripple. How are you today?
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Tomatadunothing
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2921276 - 07/23/04 04:32 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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I hear they give you a jock strap and tell you to fill it with ice. Man, I bet that gives you a stack of buttons like none other.
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Ripple
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Good bro!
How be you?
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nicechrisman
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Ripple]
#2921304 - 07/23/04 04:42 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Doin good, my friend. Too freakin hot though. It must be about 100 here today. I had planned on going to the coast to escape the heat, but have to nurse my sick dog instead.
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Ripple
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Yeah its humid as hell here!
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nicechrisman
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Ripple]
#2921316 - 07/23/04 04:45 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Not too humid here, fortunately, but still too damn hot. Where are you at? NY state right?
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Ripple
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yup NYC actually, where are you?
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Ripple
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2921326 - 07/23/04 04:48 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Back on topic, Do you hae your balls on Ice mndfreeze?
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nicechrisman
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Ripple]
#2921328 - 07/23/04 04:48 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Vancouver Wa. Right across the Columbia river from Portland Or.
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zorbman
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Re: hi sluts! *DELETED* [Re: Barbi]
#2921734 - 07/23/04 06:42 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Le_Canard
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2922503 - 07/23/04 11:51 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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You know we all want you, you tube-tied manslut, you!
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ladychemist84
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A man who can't have kids? Where? That's the kind of man I want!
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Barbi
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Ripple]
#2923005 - 07/24/04 05:52 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ripple said: Back on topic, Do you hae your balls on Ice mndfreeze?
I got the bag of frozen peas going. I'm going to really enjoy having people over for dinner and cooking them. Then telling them where they were mid-meal.
I just woke up from a nice 14 hour nap. Thank you humanity for inventing valium, ativan, and painkillers.
I hurt more up above and inside, then on my nuts itself. Above the pubis area, but deep inside. Probably from her tugging and yanking on my vas defrens.
I'm mostly only bugged becuse it hurts enough to justify painkillers, and they gave me these shitty ass tylenol 3's. 30mg of codiene. I have never seen a more useless painkiller in my life. I have to eat like 3 or 4 for any real effect.
And the itching is horrid. Opiate itch on your swollen nuts is teh sux0r.
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Barbi
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: zorbman]
#2923007 - 07/24/04 05:53 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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I love flowers!!!
Edited by Shroomism (07/25/04 11:26 PM)
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Barbi
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Dankman]
#2923009 - 07/24/04 05:55 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dankman said: I've got a Vicodin sittin here. Maybe I'll take it? Naw. I'll save it for something special.
remind me never to share with you again, ever, you cruel heartless bastard.
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Tomatadunothing
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2924039 - 07/24/04 04:36 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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If I had any more morphine, I would send you some. I'm sorry your crotch hurts. you need an opium patch to stick on your choad. Ooh! Ooh! I want some FREE peas! so long as they stayed in the bag, I don't care who's duck butter they've been chillin'
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zorbman
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2924621 - 07/24/04 09:01 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Flowers are so beautiful!!!
Edited by Shroomism (07/25/04 11:24 PM)
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Barbi
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: zorbman]
#2927399 - 07/25/04 10:32 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Tons of things that get said in everyday life are basis on race , slurs, etc.
The comment was not meant for anything but humor, and if you are jewish then I'm sorry for offending you.
Back to my nuts [ a comment referring to my testicles, sometimes used as a slur]
They are sore, but a nice coworker of mine gave me a few oxycodone sicne my t3's were useless. Thank god.
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Papaver
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2927410 - 07/25/04 10:38 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Damn, you're quick.
Well, yes, it's been moved back, but Shroomism and I are going to be hard at work on this thread like a pair of textually deconstructing nano-bots, removing anything that looks even remotely like a flame or act of political incorrectness...
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Barbi
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Papaver]
#2927423 - 07/25/04 10:46 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just edit and dont NUKE next time. :P
Especially with important threads like world-ending information about my swollen testes.
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Papaver
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2927445 - 07/25/04 10:53 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Barbi
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Papaver]
#2927650 - 07/26/04 12:24 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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for the record: I approve of the above used method of moderation.
Also, I really want to scratch my nuts, but I cant. Is this hell?
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Papaver
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2927696 - 07/26/04 12:45 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yes, the flowers seem to make a nice addition to the thread.
We're also thinking of replacing all the doors with love-beads, and maybe going down to the thrift store and buying some bean-bag chairs...
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Ripple
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2928335 - 07/26/04 10:51 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh I forgat about the scratch part
That really sucked!
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Papaver
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Ripple]
#2928369 - 07/26/04 11:06 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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They didn't have any bean bag chairs, but I totally scored: I picked up 6 of these!
The delivery truck is going to bring them by at 3:00 PM. Is anyone going to be here?
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Barbi
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Ripple]
#2928387 - 07/26/04 11:14 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah, its like having the choice of 2 evils. Deal with nasty pain and not itch, or no pain but itch like crazy. It seems to itch especially bad where the fucking stiches are.
I have maybe 6 more hours of painkillers as well, which is terrible as it still hurts like a motherfucker.
Thankfully, a very super cool kind awsome neato keen person is helping me out.
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Krishna
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2928393 - 07/26/04 11:19 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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i don't know what is stranger... that you are posting about how your nuts are itching more than they are hurting, or that i am reading about it...
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Barbi
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Krishna]
#2928409 - 07/26/04 11:26 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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A female can not possibly comprehend the pure evil that is a itchy nutsack. Especially when its completely numb to pain, yet unscratchable due to wounds!
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Phishgrrl
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2928420 - 07/26/04 11:30 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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It couldn't be as bad as an itchy beesting...I get allergic reactions to those....extremely horribly wonderfully itchy. It feels SOOOOOOO good to scratch those things. Can't you spray something on it to make it stop itching or something? Ugh!
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Barbi
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Thats th eproblem. Its a phantom opiate itch. Its an itch that isnt really there anyways. Mostly, it just sucks beacuse if I scratch, eve though it doesnt hurt NOW, it will hurt like a motherfucker later when the painkillers wear off.
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Barbi
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2928426 - 07/26/04 11:32 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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oh, and you have to be shaven for the procedure, which isnt bad. but it growing back out = terrible!
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Barbi
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2928427 - 07/26/04 11:33 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Let me know when I'm getting to whiny.
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2928428 - 07/26/04 11:34 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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You're getting too whiny.
Just kidding, you've earned the right to bitch!
Bitch on, brother!
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Papaver
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2928442 - 07/26/04 11:40 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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You're getting to be whiney...
It's an opiate-induced histamine reaction. Take a benadryl...
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hairs
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Papaver]
#2928451 - 07/26/04 11:45 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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combo of regrowing pubic hair + opiates=
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Barbi
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Papaver]
#2928458 - 07/26/04 11:47 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Papaver said: You're getting to be whiney...
It's an opiate-induced histamine reaction. Take a benadryl...
I did. I took 25mg first, 2 hours later another 25mg. It seems to help but not much.
I'm not keen on diphenhydramine and how it mixes or works in your system, knowing its a sleep-aid, didnt want to take to much and do soemthing stupid like, stop breathing, even though I think the chances are slim to none.
I'm paranoid about that whole drug interaction and dying thing when it comes to opiates, benzo's and a few other select pharms.
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Papaver
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2928531 - 07/26/04 12:16 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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True, better safe than sorry. I've never had much of a problem with it though, and 50mgs of benadryl won't cause you too many problems in the death department...
Probably the worse that can happen, is you'll get sleepy and be worthless at work. I'd rather avoid benadryl, if I can, but it can help block the peripheral histamine action.
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Ripple
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2929396 - 07/26/04 04:49 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Glad im not the only one who cried about the pain, it truly sucks.
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oDin
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: Barbi]
#2930764 - 07/26/04 11:41 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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ok yall help reconvince me to keep mine intact
i was wavering on the fence...but ...well .....its just all that whining...gtg
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Phishgrrl
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: oDin]
#2930793 - 07/26/04 11:46 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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it's not that bad Odin! Do it. Mndfreeze is just a sissy.
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Barbi
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I am a sissy when it come to pain. I detest being in pain what so ever.
oDin, since you for sure dont want kids, I would recommend it. I'm pretty much fine when I'm opiated.. its just when I'm not that it hurts like a bitch.
As long as you get some painkillers you will be fine. I seem to be healing pretty quick, its just where the pain is and the type of pain + my sissiness that makes it bad
I'll probably be painfree in a few more days, but I stay as opiated as possible so its hard to say
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Ripple
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Re: hi sluts! [Re: oDin]
#2933598 - 07/27/04 05:20 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Listen oDin, I am a sissy whan it comes to pain like mndfreeze but since the pain wwnt away it's the best thing ever!
And you CAN get the required pain meds .........just plan on 3-5 days of needing them.
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