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InvisibleMOTH
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Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advice
    #2459238 - 03/22/04 02:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Hello Pub people  :smile:

This weekend my husband and I tried weed for the first time.  (despite doing E and shrooms, I've never done weed ever!)  We didn't smoke very much.  I had 3 hits and he had 2.  I was feeling like I was wrapped in a fuzzy bubble, but he said he wasn't really feeling it. 

But then in the middle of it horror struck us. 

SHIT.  Kevin has a drug test in about a week.  :frown:  He just got this new job, and in our excitement to try the weed we completely forgot about it. 

I feel sick inside.  He has a fast metabolism, and the guy smoking with us said that he just needs to drink tons of water and sweat alot before his test.  Is there anything else he can do?  I mean, he only took two hits...



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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advice [Re: MOTH]
    #2459244 - 03/22/04 02:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

If he only took two hits and there is a week before the test there shouldn't be any detectible THC left in his system :smile:


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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advice [Re: trendal]
    #2459267 - 03/22/04 02:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

yah i agree with trendal


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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advice [Re: oDin]
    #2459269 - 03/22/04 02:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

My roommate NEVER smokes weed and a couple years ago he took a fat bong rip and passed his drug test a week later. If you are still in doubt try xxtra clean from your local headshop.


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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advic [Re: MOTH]
    #2459270 - 03/22/04 02:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Despite popular misinformation... It takes the average person with an average metabolism 3 days to break down the THC stored in the fat cells. This is dependent on the amount smoked, the body fat of the person, the frequency of the smoking, etc. Considering he has never smoked before, and only took two hits, he should be clean days before the test without any cleansing methods.


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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advic [Re: MOTH]
    #2459277 - 03/22/04 02:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

He can always say he ate some cannabis seed muffins, that came with the continental breakfast at the Red Roof Inn, and that might have thrown the test off... :wink:


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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advic [Re: Papaver]
    #2459303 - 03/22/04 02:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

If he drinks enough water the day of the test... he will be better off too. Make sure he pees at least twice b4 his test. Testing in the afternoon is good... better than morning.


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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advic [Re: Rose]
    #2459307 - 03/22/04 03:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

If he is going to drink lots of water make sure he takes a vitamin B pill to color the piss yellow


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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advic [Re: Rose]
    #2459310 - 03/22/04 03:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

yea unless there doing the savage testing doubt theyll find any espesially if he never even got high.

i always wonder if drinking alcohol would take it out of yoru system faster. jsut dissolve it out of teh fat. and perhaps the fact that the booze disolves teh thc in your blood it why smokign weed and drinking gets u particularly buzzed.

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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advice [Re: MOTH]
    #2459317 - 03/22/04 03:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
Hello Pub people  :smile:

This weekend my husband and I tried weed for the first time.  (despite doing E and shrooms, I've never done weed ever!)  We didn't smoke very much.  I had 3 hits and he had 2.  I was feeling like I was wrapped in a fuzzy bubble, but he said he wasn't really feeling it. 

But then in the middle of it horror struck us. 

SHIT.  Kevin has a drug test in about a week.  :frown:  He just got this new job, and in our excitement to try the weed we completely forgot about it. 

I feel sick inside.  He has a fast metabolism, and the guy smoking with us said that he just needs to drink tons of water and sweat alot before his test.  Is there anything else he can do?  I mean, he only took two hits...



(its good to be back home, by the way)


*me*




Get a 2 liter soda bottle, fill with water and two or more cap fulls of viniger, always have one in the fridge and drink it ALL day long untill the day before his test. He'll be ok, my mom use to work for a major drug testing company and this will work if followed.


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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advic [Re: Shroomism]
    #2459321 - 03/22/04 03:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
Despite popular misinformation... It takes the average person with an average metabolism 3 days to break down the THC stored in the fat cells.




Says who?


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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advic [Re: THEBOSS]
    #2459338 - 03/22/04 03:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Lots of sources.
That's for light smokers of marijuana. 48-72 hours until it is undetectable in the urine.


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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advic [Re: MOTH]
    #2459402 - 03/22/04 04:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Shit. I wish I could take 3 hits and be high :grin:

2 hits definitly wont be detectable though..


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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advice [Re: MOTH]
    #2459580 - 03/22/04 09:12 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

He should be fine. But if you're really worried about it then get him to jog every day and burn up the fat cells that contain the metabolites.


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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advic [Re: THEBOSS]
    #2459589 - 03/22/04 09:24 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Being stoned is fun, isn't it? :laugh:
But yes, as lots have said, your husband doesn't have to worry -  unless he smokes again between now and the test.


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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advic [Re: Le_Canard]
    #2459658 - 03/22/04 10:26 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i wonder how long it would take me to get clean i smoke everyday at least twice. most days its nonstop til i either work or go to sleep. on top of it all i weigh a good 220-235 or so and got plenty of fat :laugh: i should make this into a contest in the market place :laugh:


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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advic [Re: Dobie]
    #2461590 - 03/22/04 10:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

My friend weighs about 215 and used to smoke like you.  He would get tested at competitions by US Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), the people who drug test everyone in the olympics.  He would stop smoking two weeks before, and passed every time.  I want to see this contest soon :tongue:!


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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advic [Re: MOTH]
    #2461675 - 03/22/04 10:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I read that cranberry juice is supposed to be an excellent liquid to drink in the time prior to drug tests. I think it was on Erowid, Lycaeum, or hyperreal.... but that was a while ago and I haven't ever seen the exact doc again.

So if you can stand it (which I can't).... Give cranberry juice a try and some moderate exercise will probably clean ya out.


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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advic [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
    #2461699 - 03/22/04 10:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i usually smoke pretty regularly..not in the past month or so but yeah usually i smoke my ass off. And ill still be on probation will april 8th. As long as i quit 2 days before, took some creatine, drank about a gallon of water mixed with 2 packs of certo and took some b vitamine to make my piss yellow. I passed every time :smile:

but yeahi wouldent worry about it at all if he only took 2 hits. Hell i wouldent worry about it if he got high as hell..having never smoked before his body would throw that off pretty quick.

You can run and get some out of the fat cells. Sweating wont do anything..thats just water...you have to actually burn the fat. Fat people hold it longer. But dont excersize for about 3 days before the test because that makes extra THC come out of your piss from having burned it and shit.

but yeah hell be strait.

weed goes with everything, ecspecially psycadelics.


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Re: Hi guys...I did weed for the first time and I need advice [Re: MOTH]
    #2461746 - 03/22/04 10:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i think he will be fine. that is nothing that he had.


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