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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Stipe-n Cap] * 5
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Stipe-n Cap said:
Sometimes I have to take a shit just from thinking about blow.:lol:

I guess that's a confession.


As long as we're going there, I miss the incredible shit I'd get from that first beer after a long shift.  I also miss the follow up shower beer.


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Smellyhobbit said:
"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mr Piggy] * 8
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hahah oh I really like where this is going.

i was done ranting.  its not that deep. bullying is whack. being rude is whack.  roger rabbit was mean as fuck for a dude that was wrong about that much. bod was mean.  the search function sucks.

lets talk about poop.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme]
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Bodi has a sexy microscope.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 2
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I do not miss the opioid shits at all


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: PuffM4gicDr4gon] * 2
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brother... or lack thereof. i had a shoulder reconstruction in november.  reattached my bicep and scapular decompression. rotator cuff repair.  needless to say the opoid use got out of hand for a minute. didnt have a decent shir for like 8 wks.  ive been on kratom the last few weeks trying to ween down.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 2
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BeefSupremeJr said:
brother... or lack thereof. i had a shoulder reconstruction in november.  reattached my bicep and scapular decompression. rotator cuff repair.  needless to say the opoid use got out of hand for a minute. didnt have a decent shir for like 8 wks.  ive been on kratom the last few weeks trying to ween down.


Best of luck to you! I was addicted to H for a couple years. I used Methadone and Suboxone to get clean. Been off of the Sub for 3ish years. Opoids are nasty with how quickly they sneak up on you.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: PuffM4gicDr4gon] * 6
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Ive been on a steady diet of taco bell at night and apples and peanut butter in the mornings. That eventually reached a boiling point I guess...

Had one of those concrete boulders trying to crown and was already getting panicky from the pain and still had no idea what nightmare may be behind it. Finally, after  calling my mom for emotional support, I wiped the sweat from my brow and gave er one good heave ho like she told me to, and my god...what was behind the cinder block was concrete that had yet to set up. I dropped a couple pounds in the blink of an eye and felt absolutely violated and a little ashamed if Im honest.

My buddy called a "champagne shit" and I thought that was neat.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman]
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hahahhahhahHhhHhbHbhHbhHahahhhahhhahahhHhahHhahhahhahahahhahhahahhahHhahabhaba


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 2
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Man I didn’t have a solid shit for years and started taking Semaglutide injections. First solid shit was like a summmer squash! I thought my Asshole was going to blow out!


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77] * 2
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Nothing will compare to the thunderous rumblings that woke me up at 230 am the other day. We got drunk and made venison tartare from deer slaughtered in a guy's garage.

Good times.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Stipe-n Cap] * 2
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My wife made spaghetti the other day and only put in like two cloves of garlic. I LOVE garlic, so I put in like 1.5 heads into a small pot for me. I told her that they way to tell if it's right amount for me is that you should be questioning the sanity of the person who needs that much garlic. My shit smells like garlic for the next week. Delicious


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Stipe-n Cap]
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Stipe-n Cap said:
Nothing will compare to the thunderous rumblings that woke me up at 230 am the other day. We got drunk and made venison tartare from deer slaughtered in a guy's garage.

Good times.


Protein shits are nothing to fuck around about. I get the meat sweats upon entry and exit.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: PuffM4gicDr4gon] * 1
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PuffM4gicDr4gon said:
My wife made spaghetti the other day and only put in like two cloves of garlic. I LOVE garlic, so I put in like 1.5 heads into a small pot for me. I told her that they way to tell if it's right amount for me is that you should be questioning the sanity of the person who needs that much garlic. My shit smells like garlic for the next week. Delicious


"Delicious" was uncalled for.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 1
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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: PuffM4gicDr4gon] * 5
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My wife ran in the room a few weeks ago literally jumping up and down excited.  She demanded I come to the bathroom to see her foot long shit, she doesn't flush if they're giant.  I chose a fucking champ.  :lol:


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Smellyhobbit said:
"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Stipe-n Cap] * 1
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Stipe-n Cap said:
Nothing will compare to the thunderous rumblings that woke me up at 230 am the other day. We got drunk and made venison tartare from deer slaughtered in a guy's garage.

Good times.


I've got five roadkill deer in the freezer, sometimes you get the beer/meat shits :shrug:


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Smellyhobbit said:
"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mr Piggy] * 1
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Mr Piggy said:
My wife ran in the room a few weeks ago literally jumping up and down excited.  She demanded I come to the bathroom to see her foot long shit, she doesn't flush if they're giant.  I chose a fucking champ.  :lol:


One of the few instances where I wholeheartedly support putting a ring on it. Sounds like a real keeper.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 4
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after a couple bad days, things started looking up today. among other things took a giant, healthy shit about lunchtime. wrote in my diary, 'took a huge shit. life is good.' :lol: it's the simple things.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 2
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ThurmanMurman said:
Mr Piggy said:
My wife ran in the room a few weeks ago literally jumping up and down excited.  She demanded I come to the bathroom to see her foot long shit, she doesn't flush if they're giant.  I chose a fucking champ.  :lol:


One of the few instances where I wholeheartedly support putting a ring on it. Sounds like a real keeper.



oh piggys a gem.  she knew what she was doing.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mackload] * 2
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its acrually so true. i want my health back so bad .


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