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So I went out with this girl last night...
#2878172 - 07/11/04 01:28 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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We were at a bar having a good time and a few drinks. All appeared to be going very well for me when I discovered that the eight drinks I had consumed were prepared to leave my system. I excused myself and went to the restroom (please note that at this point i was drunk). As I was washing up preparing to leave the restroom the girl I was with walked in. My first thought was HELL YES thing are going better than I thought. She then informed me I was in the womens room.
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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
#2878175 - 07/11/04 01:31 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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haha that's great man
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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
#2878177 - 07/11/04 01:32 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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hahah
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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
#2878183 - 07/11/04 01:38 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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ahah
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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: Turd]
#2878193 - 07/11/04 01:45 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Its funny now. Wasn't so funny last night. Oh well. I'm still going out with her again tomorrow.
-------------------- "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C.S. Lewis "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniencies attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
#2878205 - 07/11/04 01:49 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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i wanna know the dialogue when she came into the ladies room.. what did u say to her? "give it to me baby! !"
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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: 40oz]
#2878219 - 07/11/04 01:59 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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I just got a suprised look on my face and said "what are you doing in here?" not in an angry way though. Then she said "Its the womens room." The only thing I could get out after that was "oh." before I walked out and ordered a some more scotch. A few of my friends who happened to be at the bar had seen me go in there. After she left they tormented me all night.
-------------------- "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C.S. Lewis "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniencies attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
#2878224 - 07/11/04 02:02 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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that sucks dude alls well that ends well.
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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
#2878243 - 07/11/04 02:17 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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haha, funny story man
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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
#2878247 - 07/11/04 02:19 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
#2878249 - 07/11/04 02:20 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sounds like just another night at the Hide-Away in Lakewood.
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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
#2878282 - 07/11/04 02:31 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ha! That's a great story. Oh the stupid things I've done on dates with girls after 8 drinks...
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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
#2878317 - 07/11/04 02:39 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's great, I did exactly the same thing a couple weeks ago. Me and my gf were at the restraunt she works at (earls) and I was drinking g and t's all night. decided to go take a leak, I hadnt been to the bathrooms there before. and took a quick look didnt see any Male Female signs so not caring walked into the closest one. noticed there were no urinals, went into a stall. Finished, turned around and there were slants in the door, like blinds and i noticed some chick washing her hands "oh fuck" went washed my hands, akwardness, then walked out. haha, sitting at the table she walked by and flashed me a smile.
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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
#2878351 - 07/11/04 02:58 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol. now if she can't laugh abou that, she's no good.
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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
#2878432 - 07/11/04 03:21 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah thats funny but did ya get that Nay Nay?
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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: felix]
#2879885 - 07/11/04 10:14 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
felix said: lol. now if she can't laugh abou that, she's no good.
She thinks it is funny as hell.
-------------------- "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C.S. Lewis "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniencies attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: 40oz]
#2880229 - 07/11/04 11:37 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
fortyounces2freedom said: i wanna know the dialogue when she came into the ladies room.. what did u say to her? "give it to me baby! !"
HAHAHA! That's hilarious.
If he said something like that, it would have backfired on him 110%. Thinking your gonna score, when you are really being informed that your in the wrong place. But Shit happens.
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