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So I went out with this girl last night...
    #2878172 - 07/11/04 03:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

We were at a bar having a good time and a few drinks. All appeared to be going very well for me when I discovered that the eight drinks I had consumed were prepared to leave my system. I excused myself and went to the restroom (please note that at this point i was drunk). As I was washing up preparing to leave the restroom the girl I was with walked in. My first thought was HELL YES thing are going better than I thought. She then informed me I was in the womens room.


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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
    #2878175 - 07/11/04 03:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

haha that's great man  :grin: :thumbup:


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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
    #2878177 - 07/11/04 03:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hahah :lol:


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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
    #2878183 - 07/11/04 03:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ahah

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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: Turd]
    #2878193 - 07/11/04 03:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Its funny now. Wasn't so funny last night. Oh well. I'm still going out with her again tomorrow.


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"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniencies attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson


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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
    #2878205 - 07/11/04 03:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i wanna know the dialogue when she came into the ladies room..
what did u say to her?
"give it to me baby! :laugh:!"


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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: 40oz]
    #2878219 - 07/11/04 03:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I just got a suprised look on my face and said "what are you doing in here?" not in an angry way though. Then she said "Its the womens room."
The only thing I could get out after that was "oh." before I walked out and ordered a some more scotch.

A few of my friends who happened to be at the bar had seen me go in there. After she left they tormented me all night.


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"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniencies attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson


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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
    #2878224 - 07/11/04 04:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

that sucks dude
alls well that ends well.


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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
    #2878243 - 07/11/04 04:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

haha, funny story man :grin:


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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
    #2878247 - 07/11/04 04:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
    #2878249 - 07/11/04 04:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Sounds like just another night at the Hide-Away in Lakewood.


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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
    #2878282 - 07/11/04 04:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ha! That's a great story. Oh the stupid things I've done on dates with girls after 8 drinks...


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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
    #2878317 - 07/11/04 04:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That's great, I did exactly the same thing a couple weeks ago. Me and my gf were at the restraunt she works at (earls) and I was drinking g and t's all night. decided to go take a leak, I hadnt been to the bathrooms there before. and took a quick look didnt see any Male Female signs so not caring walked into the closest one. noticed there were no urinals, went into a stall. Finished, turned around and there were slants in the door, like blinds and i noticed some chick washing her hands
"oh fuck" went washed my hands, akwardness, then walked out.
haha, sitting at the table she walked by and flashed me a smile.


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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
    #2878351 - 07/11/04 04:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

lol. now if she can't laugh abou that, she's no good.


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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: z@z.com]
    #2878432 - 07/11/04 05:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah thats funny but did ya get that Nay Nay? :evil:


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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: felix]
    #2879885 - 07/12/04 12:14 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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felix said:
lol. now if she can't laugh abou that, she's no good.



She thinks it is funny as hell.


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Re: So I went out with this girl last night... [Re: 40oz]
    #2880229 - 07/12/04 01:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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i wanna know the dialogue when she came into the ladies room..
what did u say to her?
"give it to me baby! :laugh:!"





HAHAHA! That's hilarious. 

If he said something like that, it would have backfired on him 110%.  Thinking your gonna score, when you are really being informed that your in the wrong place.  But Shit happens.


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