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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: funegi]
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funegi said:
i am just happy anal sex is a thing


:feelsgoodman:

thats the spirit.


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: TheGreenArrow] * 1
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TheGreenArrow said:
Heard a fucked up story from a cowboy once.  Apparently fucked his girl in the ass and got a jalapeno seed stuck in the tip of his peehole. :rofl:
Fuck.


ahahahhaha  :rofldrunk:


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Epistrophy] * 2
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buttholes.


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I'm up to my ears in unwritten words. - J.D. Salinger

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Powdered_Toastman]
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Powdered_Toastman said:
VivaLaMushie said:
Well, just like the mouth and vagina, its another hole to play with and it feels good.


it seems to hurt more than it feels good (guess it depends on the person), and there are greater risks of bacterial infection due to fecal matter lurking about.

i mean sure you could clean the outside, but you'd have to go the extra mile of douching yourself out, but even then it wouldn't eliminate everything



It helps if you have pooped that day. Ive had awesome anal and then there were times where right as he put it in I almost cry from how painful it is and then I end up stopping before it even begins and I end up in the fetal position for 10 minutes waiting for the pain to pass.

Shit happens.


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
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VivaLaMushie said:
Powdered_Toastman said:
VivaLaMushie said:
Well, just like the mouth and vagina, its another hole to play with and it feels good.


it seems to hurt more than it feels good (guess it depends on the person), and there are greater risks of bacterial infection due to fecal matter lurking about.

i mean sure you could clean the outside, but you'd have to go the extra mile of douching yourself out, but even then it wouldn't eliminate everything



It helps if you have pooped that day. Ive had awesome anal and then there were times where right as he put it in I almost cry from how painful it is and then I end up stopping before it even begins and I end up in the fetal position for 10 minutes waiting for the pain to pass.

Shit happens.


Only a druggie would classify this under 'shit happens.' :rofl:

If I tried to explain why I dont care that once I got baked alone and was terrified there was someone in my house most ppl would be like :wtf:


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A cautious young fellow named Lodge / Had seat belts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?-A boy and his dog

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
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VivaLaMushie said:
Powdered_Toastman said:
VivaLaMushie said:
Well, just like the mouth and vagina, its another hole to play with and it feels good.


it seems to hurt more than it feels good (guess it depends on the person), and there are greater risks of bacterial infection due to fecal matter lurking about.

i mean sure you could clean the outside, but you'd have to go the extra mile of douching yourself out, but even then it wouldn't eliminate everything



It helps if you have pooped that day. Ive had awesome anal and then there were times where right as he put it in I almost cry from how painful it is and then I end up stopping before it even begins and I end up in the fetal position for 10 minutes waiting for the pain to pass.

Shit happens.


Is it like that pain you get from taking a fat shit too fast and gives the sensation your butthole is ripping open?


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
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VivaLaMushie said:
It helps if you have pooped that day. Ive had awesome anal and then there were times where right as he put it in I almost cry from how painful it is and then I end up stopping before it even begins and I end up in the fetal position for 10 minutes waiting for the pain to pass.

Shit happens.


Enemas and 30 minutes of buttpluggery prior. Offcourse just shoving a pen0r up there is gonna be painfull. (and messy)

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Powdered_Toastman]
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Powdered_Toastman said:
VivaLaMushie said:
Powdered_Toastman said:
VivaLaMushie said:
Well, just like the mouth and vagina, its another hole to play with and it feels good.


it seems to hurt more than it feels good (guess it depends on the person), and there are greater risks of bacterial infection due to fecal matter lurking about.

i mean sure you could clean the outside, but you'd have to go the extra mile of douching yourself out, but even then it wouldn't eliminate everything



It helps if you have pooped that day. Ive had awesome anal and then there were times where right as he put it in I almost cry from how painful it is and then I end up stopping before it even begins and I end up in the fetal position for 10 minutes waiting for the pain to pass.

Shit happens.


Is it like that pain you get from taking a fat shit too fast and gives the sensation your butthole is ripping open?


Lube is key as fuck. Also knowing your limits. Your poop chute needs to get stretched out before you go and have it pounded or you'll be walking funny for days. My playmate just started getting into anal play and she uses the most ridiculously tiny little butt plugs. I look at those things and wonder if I'd even be able to feel them. :lol:


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Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 2
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:takingnotes:


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Moonshoe]
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Anal is so hot, butt plugs, eating ass, gimme

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: thelanzii] * 1
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Yeah it's good, even on the receiving end I like it. Makes me question my sexuality. :snoopyes:

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Mystikal] * 1
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Why was thread necro'd?

:etbig:


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Give me Liberty caps or give me Death caps.

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: NWlight]
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NWlight said:
funegi said:
i am just happy anal sex is a thing


:feelsgoodman:

thats the spirit.


:whathesaid:

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Powdered_Toastman]
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As someone who watches a lot of really hardcore pornography I am obsessed with watching women get fucked in the ass.

I dunno how to ask a chick if she wouldn't mind doing that I just never would. It would have to be her idea

I'm told it's the tightness that makes guys really like it


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Cannabischarlie] * 1
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Over Rated


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Everything I have ever said is total bogus bs I am full of crud therefore everything I say should never be taken literal.

And I am mentally unstable.

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: thelanzii]
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thelanzii said:
Anal is so hot, butt plugs, eating ass, gimme


:pm:


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Shiithead]
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I'm a dude who likes women's butts, and pretty much every other part of them too

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: The Blind Ass]
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The Blind Ass said:
Why was thread necro'd?

:etbig:



Someone from the "Thread Killer" thread must have noticed I was the thread killer for this thread for EIGHT n a HALF YEARSand they got jelly and had to ruin my streak.  :teareally:


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Need a restaurant web site? (Yes, I made this) :sunny: :sunny: :sunny:    I make some music

Edited by lifeiswhatyoumake (11/24/22 01:34 PM)

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: The Blind Ass]
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The Blind Ass said:
Why was thread necro'd?

:etbig:


Buttseks

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #28700910 -

Wow, what a necro bump.

To answer your question:

homosexuals

sluts



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