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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
    #5944838 - 08/08/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Heh.

I know girls who would rather have sex on their rag.

They say it makes them more sensitive.

Chicks are inherently fucked up man. There's no sense trying to figure them out.


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
    #5944840 - 08/08/06 05:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

well girls are more sensitive and tend to have better orgasms when they are PMSing or on their period.

I personally kinda find it hot that a guy would wanna fuck me while i had my period... I mean periods are gross don't get me wrong. but the thought of a guy wanting to fuck me so bad that my period wouldn't keep him from it... is hott.


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Aninator]
    #5944847 - 08/08/06 05:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

wow i didn't realize i wasn't the only one, i was kind of afriad of posting that just now.. hahahaha


Edited by AniNator (08/08/06 05:17 PM)


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #5944851 - 08/08/06 05:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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lmao, child. i've been fucking regularly since I was 17. you better get your facts straight because girls get VERY horny when menstruating.




dude your fucked up.

Anyway, experience tells me that fucking a girl while shes on feels weird as fuck.. doesn't feel good. don't do it.

:thumbdown: I'm not a proud man :frown:


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    #5944852 - 08/08/06 05:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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    #5944857 - 08/08/06 05:18 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #5944861 - 08/08/06 05:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
no, you're definitely not the only one. OHSbrave just thinks he knows soooo fuckin much about sex. Keep learning, kiddo...




didnt say that.. ive just never met a girl who wants it in her vag while shes pmsing.


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5944870 - 08/08/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Ha Ha. I can handle myself.

ps. F/26/not single.


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #5944872 - 08/08/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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aManEater said:
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dr_gonz said:
lmao, child. i've been fucking regularly since I was 17. you better get your facts straight because girls get VERY horny when menstruating.




dude your fucked up.

Anyway, experience tells me that fucking a girl while shes on feels weird as fuck.. doesn't feel good. don't do it.

:thumbdown: I'm not a proud man :frown:




christ, another virgin  :thumbdown:




Hardly. I've done it before. I wouldn't recommend it, It doens't have the same smooth feeling, It feels rougher & dirtier (thats the mental aspect)

Plus its plain dirrrrrrrrty.

Not _as_ bad with condoms though


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Cepheus]
    #5944878 - 08/08/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

yeah im in the same boat as you.. i agree with you 100%.. im not going to be conviced to do it

id much rather go the back way.


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5944886 - 08/08/06 05:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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start out by taking one finger and working it in her pussy while you fuck her pussy or mouth. Then stick to in all the way and press them around your cock so her skin stretches out around it. If she doesn't like this or cum this way then she doesn't like anal.




I'm calling bullshit on this one, too. Maybe said girl just likes to be filled? Filling her pussy isn't going to tell you whether or not she's going to take it in the ass, that's a big load of crap.

I for one LOVE anal sex (yes, I'm a shroomery chick) but if my fiance tried to put his fingers in my pussy while he already had his dick in there, I would probably be very unhappy.


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #5944889 - 08/08/06 05:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
why not just hit it raw while she's raggin, then wipe your bloody dick on her chin. Girls love to get fucked when they're bleeding. fuckin love it i tell ya.




What's this, an escalated Dirty Sanchez? You spend too much time with Rono.


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
    #5944891 - 08/08/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Thats so fucked up.

You would rather put your dick up a SHIT HOLE?

Rather than fuck the hole that god MADE FOR THAT PURPOSE?


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
    #5944898 - 08/08/06 05:27 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

one way street


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5944905 - 08/08/06 05:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
Thats so fucked up.

You would rather put your dick up a SHIT HOLE?

Rather than fuck the hole that god MADE FOR THAT PURPOSE?




dude.. the tightest fuck of your life. It hurts first time (for both sexes) but afterwards its fucking good (on my part anyway :wink:)


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Aninator]
    #5944908 - 08/08/06 05:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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AniNator said:
wow i didn't realize i wasn't the only one, i was kind of afriad of posting that just now.. hahahaha





You're not the only one. And boyz, its not that bad, get her to have a shower first, and it really shouldn't be a problem.

Oh, and p.s. "If you can't reach the bottom, beat the sides out of 'er"


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #5944923 - 08/08/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
lmao, child. i've been fucking regularly since I was 17. you better get your facts straight because girls get VERY horny when menstruating.




Yes they do. I love fucking a girl when she's ragging, if the sex is good you can bet your money it will be better when she's menstruating. :yesnod: Not scared of a little blood are you man? :wink: (to OHS)


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5944930 - 08/08/06 05:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yes they do. I love fucking a girl when she's ragging, if the sex is good you can bet your money it will be better when she's menstruating. :yesnod: Not scared of a little blood are you man? :wink: (to OHS)




This thread just showed us who all the real carnivors are.  hilarious. i love it.


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
    #5944945 - 08/08/06 05:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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boatlaunch said:
Quote:

dr_gonz said:
why not just hit it raw while she's raggin, then wipe your bloody dick on her chin. Girls love to get fucked when they're bleeding. fuckin love it i tell ya.




What's this, an escalated Dirty Sanchez? You spend too much time with Rono.




Remember that time we tried that?...ah...good times.


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Rono]
    #5944949 - 08/08/06 05:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

What's this, an escalated Dirty Sanchez? You spend too much time with Rono.




Remember that time we tried that?...ah...good times.






Oh, You're such a prick. Nah, who am I kidding.... that WAS good times.


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