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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: trendal]
    #5945293 - 08/08/06 07:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, that's understandable.. I can't have kids right now either - we basically have birth control, so I'm not worried about it for the time being. Maybe some day I will end up having a kid but I'd rather wait till I'm in a better financial spot.


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5945294 - 08/08/06 07:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I dunno i don't like the idea of birth control, i dunno if i'd want to take it, it just fucks withyour body so much. I mean yea sure unprotected sex is a hell of a lot better.. but still.. i wouldn't like to fuck with my body and reproductive system like that.


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5945299 - 08/08/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Isn't female butt bleaching one of the most popular cosmetic surgery whatchamacallits in the States ATM??? That must tell you something  :smirk:



only california and maybe parts of florida


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
    #5945300 - 08/08/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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AniNator said:
I dunno i don't like the idea of birth control, i dunno if i'd want to take it, it just fucks withyour body so much. I mean yea sure unprotected sex is a hell of a lot better.. but still.. i wouldn't like to fuck with my body and reproductive system like that.





There you go sweetheart.


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: blackroselove]
    #5945304 - 08/08/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Don't forget :sherm: and :mattz:

How about a golden shower? :urinate:

Or a little sheep lovin for the rednecks?  :sheeplove:


OHS, you should have them put this in OTD so nobody gets into trouble. :thumbup:


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: daimyo]
    #5945305 - 08/08/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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daimyo said:
+1 on the anal and period sex if the chick likes it. If you can walk through mud, you can fuck through blood.




i dont walk thru mud.. i dont wanna get my shoes dirty.. even if they can be cleaned.. their white and they would never be the same


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5945310 - 08/08/06 07:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

WOW! I've never heard of feamale butt bleaching.


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5945317 - 08/08/06 07:18 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
    #5945320 - 08/08/06 07:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i'm white...and i fucked through blood...i think your right though..never the same :wink:...


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5945326 - 08/08/06 07:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: the monkey one is funky.


HEHE yeah, lets move it to otd and see how much more we can "f" it up.

I hope OH isn't too upset about us jacking his thread.

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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Aninator]
    #5945330 - 08/08/06 07:22 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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AniNator said:
I dunno i don't like the idea of birth control, i dunno if i'd want to take it, it just fucks withyour body so much. I mean yea sure unprotected sex is a hell of a lot better.. but still.. i wouldn't like to fuck with my body and reproductive system like that.




Yeah, there are negative side effects to everything though.

But a diaphragm works good and no condoms are needed. There are also these new things (well not new anymore) that look kind of like the listerine breath strips. You just fold them up and stick them up in your pussy about 15 - 20 minutes before. boatlaunch probably knows what they're called.

They look like this but clear:



There's many other forms of BC other than condoms and pills/shots.


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
    #5945331 - 08/08/06 07:22 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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why not just hit it raw while she's raggin, then wipe your bloody dick on her chin. Girls love to get fucked when they're bleeding. fuckin love it i tell ya.




What's this, an escalated Dirty Sanchez?  You spend too much time with Rono.




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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
    #5945332 - 08/08/06 07:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

While you're fucking you could take a sample of the blood in a vial and keep it to wear on a necklace. Then you could become goth, wear black, and never worry about mud on your white shoes.


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5945342 - 08/08/06 07:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

woah...someone chime in on what those are?


i find it funny the comparison is listerine strips...that would probally be a little painfull...just a smidgin..haha


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: blackroselove]
    #5945343 - 08/08/06 07:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

it's more-so to alter the colour around the ring of your ass, you know, from brun to bland?

speaking of which, i have to get something off my chest. i can't stand it when chicks wear that phuckin' ugly brown lipstick or lip gloss... why in the world would you paint you lips to look like an arse hole. ??

sorry.


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
    #5945349 - 08/08/06 07:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

A sign they're not afraid to toss some salad? :shrug:


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: daimyo]
    #5945353 - 08/08/06 07:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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daimyo said:
While you're fucking you could take a sample of the blood in a vial and keep it to wear on a necklace. Then you can be as fucked up or even more fucked up than Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thorton.




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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: daimyo]
    #5945355 - 08/08/06 07:27 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i suppose.

it's just ugly.

might as well put make up on your ass and walk around backwards.


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: blackroselove]
    #5945358 - 08/08/06 07:27 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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blackroselove said:
WOW! I've never heard of feamale butt bleaching.


BlackieRL:flaming:




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"Bleaching your unmentionables
Date: 2006-06-08, 3:43PM EDT


You girls that are considering bleaching your asses, twats, and nipples are just crazy. It's unsafe, unhealthy, dangerous, and a waste of time and money. Think about it. How long do your whites stay white after you bleach them? Body bleaching is the same and costs a ton more. My suggestion is to save some serious scratch and do what I do - use Wite-Out®. I'm a guy but the effect is the same and I've saved thousands of dollars and I look great when I pose my nether region on my webcam.

Some say I've gotten a little carried away, but to date, with great success I've Wite-Out®ted my balloon knot, my raisin bag, my taint, my soldier's helmet (it looks like a little KKK member now - soooo freakin' cute), both my nipples, a few areas below my eyes, a bunch of moles on my back, my teeth, the veins on my eyes, the inside of my poop arena (aka my colon), my uvula, and most recently, I've been experimenting with Wite-Out® using a Bob Ross Signature fan brush around the skin on my happy little knee caps - that area has gotten a bit dark over the years of me trying to work my way to the top at work.

Say no to bleaching and yes to Wite-Out® um... Wite-Out®ing™.

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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
    #5945359 - 08/08/06 07:28 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Ug, same here, light pink here because that's the only shade that doesn't make my lips pop off my face. I have pale skin.


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