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Anal (a question for the ladies)
#5944364 - 08/08/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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idk maybe this is just plain ignorance on my part.. but do females get any kind of stimulation out of anal sex?
and sorry array- they didnt address this question in my 8th grade sex ed class
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5944382 - 08/08/06 02:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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ive heard stories of chicks that really dig it, never knew one though. and also i dont know if they could get off, but im sure if you got the right angles you could get them off.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: lemon_lw]
#5944428 - 08/08/06 03:06 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've heard some do get pleasure from it, i've also heard that some have needed stickes. I don't really care to find out.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Aninator]
#5944431 - 08/08/06 03:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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well.. the only reason im curious is because she finally started her period and im not waiting a week to get laid.. thats fucking rediculous.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5944438 - 08/08/06 03:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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if i were her, i'd say tough shit.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Aninator]
#5944447 - 08/08/06 03:10 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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good thing ur not then. (wheres that bitchslap smiley when we need it)
nah shes up for it.. i just was curious if it does anything for her.
wheres the shroomery females? (yes all 5 of em)
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Aninator]
#5944451 - 08/08/06 03:10 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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i know butt sluts... i dunno why they like it so much but they do. Some have told me they like it cuz they cant get pregnant from it
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: apfrommsp]
#5944460 - 08/08/06 03:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Its fun to lick girls in their poopchutes
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: DNKYD]
#5944464 - 08/08/06 03:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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fuck that.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5944468 - 08/08/06 03:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Have your girl bleach her anus then give her a proper rimjob. The ladies like it.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Lloyd313]
#5944474 - 08/08/06 03:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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uhhh buttplugs?
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: apfrommsp]
#5944477 - 08/08/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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apfrommsp said: uhhh buttplugs?
What about them?
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Aninator]
#5944497 - 08/08/06 03:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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AniNator said: if i were her, i'd say tough shit.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5944510 - 08/08/06 03:28 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Isn't female butt bleaching one of the most popular cosmetic surgery whatchamacallits in the States ATM??? That must tell you something
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5944518 - 08/08/06 03:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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AniNator said: if i were her, i'd say tough shit.
been on those opiates again Sloth?
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5944566 - 08/08/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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OHSBrave06 said: well.. the only reason im curious is because she finally started her period and im not waiting a week to get laid.. thats fucking rediculous.
What's the problem, is her mouth broken?
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5944570 - 08/08/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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OHSBrave06 said: idk maybe this is just plain ignorance on my part..
you may very well be right
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OHSBrave06 said: well.. the only reason im curious is because she finally started her period
is she 10 or something
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5944585 - 08/08/06 03:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hahahahaha! Super funny!
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: adrug]
#5944623 - 08/08/06 04:03 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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adrug said:
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OHSBrave06 said: well.. the only reason im curious is because she finally started her period and im not waiting a week to get laid.. thats fucking rediculous.
What's the problem, is her mouth broken?
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5944638 - 08/08/06 04:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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start out by taking one finger and working it in her pussy while you fuck her pussy or mouth. Then stick to in all the way and press them around your cock so her skin stretches out around it. If she doesn't like this or cum this way then she doesn't like anal.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5944701 - 08/08/06 04:36 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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OHSBrave06 said: idk maybe this is just plain ignorance on my part..
you may very well be right
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OHSBrave06 said: well.. the only reason im curious is because she finally started her period
is she 10 or something
lmao.. you fuckin kill me.. i must give u props on that thou.. i completely set myself up..
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: passitbobbie]
#5944712 - 08/08/06 04:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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passitbobbie said: start out by taking one finger and working it in her pussy while you fuck her pussy or mouth. Then stick to in all the way and press them around your cock so her skin stretches out around it. If she doesn't like this or cum this way then she doesn't like anal.
** I CALL BULLSHIT ** Okay all, I can't stand anymore of this. For those of you who don't know me, I'll give you a quick lesson. I am an "anything sex" researcher. I have worked in a sex shop for the last 5 or so years and I'll tell you right now, that not all girls like anal. Those who do, love it. Those who don't... probably won't ever.
You have to start very slow. The anus is not a self lubricating orifice, so you MUST use plenty of lube. Also, stay away from anything containing a numbing ingredient. She needs to feel the pain, to be able to tell you when to slow down, or start over. First... after she has relaxed and you've spent some time helping her relax, insert ONE finger into her anus. When she is comfortable with that, insert another. When she can comfortably handle two or three fingers, you can try to insert your package.
Now, keep in mind that your package (I assume) is bigger than your fingers, and is going to penetrate further into her bum, so you have to be very slow, and gentle. I know you see porn stars ramming right into some of those girls, but they have all been "broken in" so they CAN do that. You unfortunately, can't.
Think of it as losing virginity all over again. It's not fun, or pleasurable unless you're both relaxed, and willing to take your time.
However, it is definately worth the effort, for both of you.
**Why is anal sex so pleasurable?" It's pleasurable for both men and women, because with something (finger, beads, plug, or penis) inserted, the nerve endings get more pressure on them, which in turn, hightens sensitivity. As well, like it or not, the man's G-Spot is near the prostate gland, which can only be reached thru the anus. With women, when the anus is "plugged" (sorry for the term, no pun intended...) the nerves inside the vagina also feel more sensation.
Hope I was of some help. And yes, I'm a Shroomery Chick. Anything else I can answer, I'm around.
Cheers,
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
#5944724 - 08/08/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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see thats the kind of response i needed.. thanks.. and i def see where passitbobbie is coming from.. thats what my friend did with his gf and it worked..
but ur response was exactly what i needed to know
thanks!
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
#5944725 - 08/08/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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OH YEAH! You were of some help alright, now just post some pics and I'm good for the night!
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
#5944728 - 08/08/06 04:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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boatlaunch said: Okay all, I can't stand anymore of this. For those of you who don't know me, I'll give you a quick lesson. I am an "anything sex" researcher. I have worked in a sex shop for the last 5 or so years
You do NOT want to admit that in front of all of the desperate guys on this site.
P.S. Where do you live? M/27/single
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5944733 - 08/08/06 04:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:
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boatlaunch said: Okay all, I can't stand anymore of this. For those of you who don't know me, I'll give you a quick lesson. I am an "anything sex" researcher. I have worked in a sex shop for the last 5 or so years
You do NOT want to admit that in front of all of the desperate guys on this site.
P.S. Where do you live? M/27/single
boy has this thread been entertaining.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
#5944734 - 08/08/06 04:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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boatlaunch said: Now, keep in mind that your package (I assume) is bigger than your fingers
If you assume that makes an ass out of u and me.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5944761 - 08/08/06 04:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just take your chick in the shower, turn on the water and fuck the shit out of her.
then wash off your bloody dick and go about your business.
No need to go sticking your cock in her fucking GI tract, thats just fucking disgusting.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5944778 - 08/08/06 04:57 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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OHSBrave06 said: idk maybe this is just plain ignorance on my part.. but do females get any kind of stimulation out of anal sex?
and sorry array- they didnt address this question in my 8th grade sex ed class
my ex gf didn't like it. she squealed in pain
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Madtowntripper]
#5944787 - 08/08/06 05:00 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Madtowntripper said: Just take your chick in the shower, turn on the water and fuck the shit out of her.
then wash off your bloody dick and go about your business.
No need to go sticking your cock in her fucking GI tract, thats just fucking disgusting.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Aninator]
#5944789 - 08/08/06 05:00 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah fucking a girl while shes bleeding out of her vagina is soo much less disgusting than just sticking it in her ass?
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Cepheus]
#5944791 - 08/08/06 05:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Did you guys ever hear about the guy who liked to get fucked up the ass by horses? Well, he was having an "encounter" and the horse perforated his intestinal tract. He died a little while later.
Here's a tribute site for the guy (Kenneth Pinyan a.k.a. Mr. Hands):
http://ripmrhands.ytmnd.com/
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5944796 - 08/08/06 05:03 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I dunno all you gotta do is rinse it first
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. [Re: Banez]
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
#5944809 - 08/08/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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dr_gonz said:
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OHSBrave06 said: well.. the only reason im curious is because she finally started her period and im not waiting a week to get laid.. thats fucking rediculous.
hit it while it bleeds.
Damn lazy kids these days.
Why not just to internet pr0n?
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
#5944825 - 08/08/06 05:10 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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damn you must not ever get laid.. my gf thinks thats digusting as fuck.. and shes pretty fuckin kinky.. i mean shes even down for anal.
you must have no idea what ur talkin about
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5944836 - 08/08/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's true man, some girls LOVE it. My ex used too, it's fuckin disgusting getting crusty blood all down your ball sack though !
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5944838 - 08/08/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Heh.
I know girls who would rather have sex on their rag.
They say it makes them more sensitive.
Chicks are inherently fucked up man. There's no sense trying to figure them out.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5944840 - 08/08/06 05:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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well girls are more sensitive and tend to have better orgasms when they are PMSing or on their period.
I personally kinda find it hot that a guy would wanna fuck me while i had my period... I mean periods are gross don't get me wrong. but the thought of a guy wanting to fuck me so bad that my period wouldn't keep him from it... is hott.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Aninator]
#5944847 - 08/08/06 05:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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wow i didn't realize i wasn't the only one, i was kind of afriad of posting that just now.. hahahaha
Edited by AniNator (08/08/06 05:17 PM)
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
#5944851 - 08/08/06 05:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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dr_gonz said: lmao, child. i've been fucking regularly since I was 17. you better get your facts straight because girls get VERY horny when menstruating.
dude your fucked up.
Anyway, experience tells me that fucking a girl while shes on feels weird as fuck.. doesn't feel good. don't do it.
I'm not a proud man
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
#5944861 - 08/08/06 05:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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dr_gonz said: no, you're definitely not the only one. OHSbrave just thinks he knows soooo fuckin much about sex. Keep learning, kiddo...
didnt say that.. ive just never met a girl who wants it in her vag while shes pmsing.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5944870 - 08/08/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ha Ha. I can handle myself.
ps. F/26/not single.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
#5944872 - 08/08/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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dr_gonz said: lmao, child. i've been fucking regularly since I was 17. you better get your facts straight because girls get VERY horny when menstruating.
dude your fucked up.
Anyway, experience tells me that fucking a girl while shes on feels weird as fuck.. doesn't feel good. don't do it.
I'm not a proud man
christ, another virgin
Hardly. I've done it before. I wouldn't recommend it, It doens't have the same smooth feeling, It feels rougher & dirtier (thats the mental aspect)
Plus its plain dirrrrrrrrty.
Not _as_ bad with condoms though
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Cepheus]
#5944878 - 08/08/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah im in the same boat as you.. i agree with you 100%.. im not going to be conviced to do it
id much rather go the back way.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: passitbobbie]
#5944886 - 08/08/06 05:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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passitbobbie said: start out by taking one finger and working it in her pussy while you fuck her pussy or mouth. Then stick to in all the way and press them around your cock so her skin stretches out around it. If she doesn't like this or cum this way then she doesn't like anal.
I'm calling bullshit on this one, too. Maybe said girl just likes to be filled? Filling her pussy isn't going to tell you whether or not she's going to take it in the ass, that's a big load of crap.
I for one LOVE anal sex (yes, I'm a shroomery chick) but if my fiance tried to put his fingers in my pussy while he already had his dick in there, I would probably be very unhappy.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
#5944889 - 08/08/06 05:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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dr_gonz said: why not just hit it raw while she's raggin, then wipe your bloody dick on her chin. Girls love to get fucked when they're bleeding. fuckin love it i tell ya.
What's this, an escalated Dirty Sanchez? You spend too much time with Rono.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5944891 - 08/08/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thats so fucked up.
You would rather put your dick up a SHIT HOLE?
Rather than fuck the hole that god MADE FOR THAT PURPOSE?
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
#5944898 - 08/08/06 05:27 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Madtowntripper]
#5944905 - 08/08/06 05:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Madtowntripper said: Thats so fucked up.
You would rather put your dick up a SHIT HOLE?
Rather than fuck the hole that god MADE FOR THAT PURPOSE?
dude.. the tightest fuck of your life. It hurts first time (for both sexes) but afterwards its fucking good (on my part anyway )
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Aninator]
#5944908 - 08/08/06 05:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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AniNator said: wow i didn't realize i wasn't the only one, i was kind of afriad of posting that just now.. hahahaha
You're not the only one. And boyz, its not that bad, get her to have a shower first, and it really shouldn't be a problem.
Oh, and p.s. "If you can't reach the bottom, beat the sides out of 'er"
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
#5944923 - 08/08/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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dr_gonz said: lmao, child. i've been fucking regularly since I was 17. you better get your facts straight because girls get VERY horny when menstruating.
Yes they do. I love fucking a girl when she's ragging, if the sex is good you can bet your money it will be better when she's menstruating. Not scared of a little blood are you man? (to OHS)
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5944930 - 08/08/06 05:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yes they do. I love fucking a girl when she's ragging, if the sex is good you can bet your money it will be better when she's menstruating. Not scared of a little blood are you man? (to OHS)
This thread just showed us who all the real carnivors are. hilarious. i love it.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
#5944945 - 08/08/06 05:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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boatlaunch said:
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dr_gonz said: why not just hit it raw while she's raggin, then wipe your bloody dick on her chin. Girls love to get fucked when they're bleeding. fuckin love it i tell ya.
What's this, an escalated Dirty Sanchez? You spend too much time with Rono.
Remember that time we tried that?...ah...good times.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Rono]
#5944949 - 08/08/06 05:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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What's this, an escalated Dirty Sanchez? You spend too much time with Rono.
Remember that time we tried that?...ah...good times.
Oh, You're such a prick. Nah, who am I kidding.... that WAS good times.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
#5945058 - 08/08/06 06:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Exactly what I was going to say... my girlfriend always wants to fuck when she is on her period. A lot of times I do end up doing it too.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
#5945065 - 08/08/06 06:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nope, lol.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: eris]
#5945111 - 08/08/06 06:32 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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how old ARE you guys? i'm just curious.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: eris]
#5945113 - 08/08/06 06:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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eris said: Exactly what I was going to say... my girlfriend always wants to fuck when she is on her period. A lot of times I do end up doing it too.
Period phucking is rad.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Aninator]
#5945118 - 08/08/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm like 50. :toothlesgrin:
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
#5945122 - 08/08/06 06:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't mind it all the much, the blood kind of makes it weird sometimes, and it gets too wet in there... but other than that, fuck it. LOL
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: eris]
#5945131 - 08/08/06 06:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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eris said: I don't mind it all the much, the blood kind of makes it weird sometimes, and it gets too wet in there... but other than that, fuck it. LOL
thats what i was thinking.. plus shes not all that down for it.. like personally ill just put it in her mouth.. thats going to be my compromise i guess
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5945136 - 08/08/06 06:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Some do, some don't, I don't. And yes I'll admit I've tried it. Sorry honey, that's exit only. 
Oh and use tons of lube.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5945137 - 08/08/06 06:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pfft...wrap that pecker up and hit it like a man!
A little blood never hurt anyone...and it's not even your blood!
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: trendal]
#5945150 - 08/08/06 06:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah! Ignore the screams.
I kid, don't.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: blackroselove]
#5945157 - 08/08/06 06:43 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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blackroselove said: Yeah! Ignore the screams.
I thought screams = good thing 
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: blackroselove]
#5945161 - 08/08/06 06:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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ill take my blowjob and be satisfied until next tuesday.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: trendal]
#5945165 - 08/08/06 06:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I usually do it unwrapped, blood and all
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: trendal]
#5945168 - 08/08/06 06:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Not the ear piercing screams of pain and horror.
You're pretty twisted, I kinda like that. 
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5945174 - 08/08/06 06:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Blow jobs are good,I dig them.Feel lucky that you get that. some girls won't even do that.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) *DELETED* [Re: eris]
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
#5945181 - 08/08/06 06:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Trying is when both parties are in agreement, that wasn't trying. 
*rubs ass and painfully waddles away*
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: eris]
#5945188 - 08/08/06 06:50 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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eris said: I usually do it unwrapped, blood and all
You, sir, have my respect 
Then again I usually do it wrapped - bloody or not
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: blackroselove]
#5945193 - 08/08/06 06:50 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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what a great thread...hah...
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5945195 - 08/08/06 06:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh man, that sounds hardcore haha. My girl usually wants me to go down on her even when she is on period. Usually I'm not too trilled about it and I don't bother, but I have some of the time. She usually washes it out well right before though.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: trendal]
#5945200 - 08/08/06 06:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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trendal said:
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eris said: I usually do it unwrapped, blood and all
You, sir, have my respect 
Then again I usually do it wrapped - bloody or not
Condoms are for the fucking birds man, if you're with a woman you love and trust anyhow. Birth control ftw.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: eris]
#5945203 - 08/08/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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so were talkign about blood and females and females getting covered in blood?....
yes...it's a great thing,to say the least...now help make my sig link the most viewed jounral entry evar!
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5945209 - 08/08/06 06:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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OHSBrave06 said: ill take my blowjob and be satisfied until next tuesday.
all that hard typing i did fer ya, and your gonna settle for a bj? wtf?
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
#5945217 - 08/08/06 06:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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h.o let me discuss this with her and ill get back to ya, boat
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: CaptainH13]
#5945219 - 08/08/06 06:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude, this thread went from anal sex to periods.How amazing.....
Let's see what else we can do with it.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: blackroselove]
#5945224 - 08/08/06 06:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah pretty much.. its been very entertaining for me
thanks to boatlaunch.. she pretty much helped me with what i needed.. now it can be completely derailed.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: blackroselove]
#5945230 - 08/08/06 06:57 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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make him tell her to cut the top of her chest over each breast,covereing each other in blood...
not that it matters anyway,but then everything covered in blood, then fornicate to your hearts desire..
i'd say we could take well past Pub standards ;]
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: CaptainH13]
#5945236 - 08/08/06 06:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Brings new meaning to bloody titty fucking. 
Crap, I'm going to be banned from the pub by the end of the night. 
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5945247 - 08/08/06 07:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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mattzdope said: Condoms are for the fucking birds man, if you're with a woman you love and trust anyhow. Birth control ftw.
Yeah it's obviously much better without! I couldn't be with a girl I didn't love and trust, so that's not an issue for me. I use them with my gf solely for birth control purposes, as neither of us wants any children right now.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: blackroselove]
#5945248 - 08/08/06 07:02 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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hah,something like that..
eh,be a good way to get the boot..i mean you could always post a smiley out of context
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
#5945256 - 08/08/06 07:03 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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dr_gonz said: thanks to my perverted mind
indeed. i dig it.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: blackroselove]
#5945264 - 08/08/06 07:05 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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blackroselove said: Dude, this thread went from anal sex to periods.How amazing.....
Let's see what else we can do with it.
blackieRL
well I'm here to answer any other questions if you'd like.......... be careful though.... i'm good!!
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: CaptainH13]
#5945270 - 08/08/06 07:06 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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true.
Alright I'll stop.

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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: blackroselove]
#5945279 - 08/08/06 07:10 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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what no greamline?....for shame...
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5945283 - 08/08/06 07:11 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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+1 on the anal and period sex if the chick likes it. If you can walk through mud, you can fuck through blood.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: CaptainH13]
#5945288 - 08/08/06 07:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah I only got so far. this one is kinda twisted....
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: trendal]
#5945293 - 08/08/06 07:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah, that's understandable.. I can't have kids right now either - we basically have birth control, so I'm not worried about it for the time being. Maybe some day I will end up having a kid but I'd rather wait till I'm in a better financial spot.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5945294 - 08/08/06 07:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I dunno i don't like the idea of birth control, i dunno if i'd want to take it, it just fucks withyour body so much. I mean yea sure unprotected sex is a hell of a lot better.. but still.. i wouldn't like to fuck with my body and reproductive system like that.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Amatoxin]
#5945299 - 08/08/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Amatoxin said: Isn't female butt bleaching one of the most popular cosmetic surgery whatchamacallits in the States ATM??? That must tell you something
only california and maybe parts of florida
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
#5945300 - 08/08/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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AniNator said: I dunno i don't like the idea of birth control, i dunno if i'd want to take it, it just fucks withyour body so much. I mean yea sure unprotected sex is a hell of a lot better.. but still.. i wouldn't like to fuck with my body and reproductive system like that.
There you go sweetheart.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: blackroselove]
#5945304 - 08/08/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Don't forget and 
How about a golden shower? 
Or a little sheep lovin for the rednecks? 
OHS, you should have them put this in OTD so nobody gets into trouble.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: daimyo]
#5945305 - 08/08/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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daimyo said: +1 on the anal and period sex if the chick likes it. If you can walk through mud, you can fuck through blood.
i dont walk thru mud.. i dont wanna get my shoes dirty.. even if they can be cleaned.. their white and they would never be the same
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WOW! I've never heard of feamale butt bleaching.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5945317 - 08/08/06 07:18 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5945320 - 08/08/06 07:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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i'm white...and i fucked through blood...i think your right though..never the same ...
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5945326 - 08/08/06 07:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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the monkey one is funky.
HEHE yeah, lets move it to otd and see how much more we can "f" it up.
I hope OH isn't too upset about us jacking his thread.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Aninator]
#5945330 - 08/08/06 07:22 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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AniNator said: I dunno i don't like the idea of birth control, i dunno if i'd want to take it, it just fucks withyour body so much. I mean yea sure unprotected sex is a hell of a lot better.. but still.. i wouldn't like to fuck with my body and reproductive system like that.
Yeah, there are negative side effects to everything though.
But a diaphragm works good and no condoms are needed. There are also these new things (well not new anymore) that look kind of like the listerine breath strips. You just fold them up and stick them up in your pussy about 15 - 20 minutes before. boatlaunch probably knows what they're called.
They look like this but clear:

There's many other forms of BC other than condoms and pills/shots.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
#5945331 - 08/08/06 07:22 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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boatlaunch said:
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dr_gonz said: why not just hit it raw while she's raggin, then wipe your bloody dick on her chin. Girls love to get fucked when they're bleeding. fuckin love it i tell ya.
What's this, an escalated Dirty Sanchez? You spend too much time with Rono.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
#5945332 - 08/08/06 07:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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While you're fucking you could take a sample of the blood in a vial and keep it to wear on a necklace. Then you could become goth, wear black, and never worry about mud on your white shoes.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5945342 - 08/08/06 07:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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woah...someone chime in on what those are?
i find it funny the comparison is listerine strips...that would probally be a little painfull...just a smidgin..haha
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: blackroselove]
#5945343 - 08/08/06 07:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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it's more-so to alter the colour around the ring of your ass, you know, from brun to bland?
speaking of which, i have to get something off my chest. i can't stand it when chicks wear that phuckin' ugly brown lipstick or lip gloss... why in the world would you paint you lips to look like an arse hole. ??
sorry.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
#5945349 - 08/08/06 07:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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A sign they're not afraid to toss some salad?
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: daimyo]
#5945353 - 08/08/06 07:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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daimyo said: While you're fucking you could take a sample of the blood in a vial and keep it to wear on a necklace. Then you can be as fucked up or even more fucked up than Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thorton.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: daimyo]
#5945355 - 08/08/06 07:27 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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i suppose.
it's just ugly.
might as well put make up on your ass and walk around backwards.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: blackroselove]
#5945358 - 08/08/06 07:27 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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blackroselove said: WOW! I've never heard of feamale butt bleaching.
BlackieRL
Just found this happy little nugget of joy....
"Bleaching your unmentionables Date: 2006-06-08, 3:43PM EDT
You girls that are considering bleaching your asses, twats, and nipples are just crazy. It's unsafe, unhealthy, dangerous, and a waste of time and money. Think about it. How long do your whites stay white after you bleach them? Body bleaching is the same and costs a ton more. My suggestion is to save some serious scratch and do what I do - use Wite-Out®. I'm a guy but the effect is the same and I've saved thousands of dollars and I look great when I pose my nether region on my webcam.
Some say I've gotten a little carried away, but to date, with great success I've Wite-Out®ted my balloon knot, my raisin bag, my taint, my soldier's helmet (it looks like a little KKK member now - soooo freakin' cute), both my nipples, a few areas below my eyes, a bunch of moles on my back, my teeth, the veins on my eyes, the inside of my poop arena (aka my colon), my uvula, and most recently, I've been experimenting with Wite-Out® using a Bob Ross Signature fan brush around the skin on my happy little knee caps - that area has gotten a bit dark over the years of me trying to work my way to the top at work.
Say no to bleaching and yes to Wite-Out® um... Wite-Out®ing™.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
#5945359 - 08/08/06 07:28 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ug, same here, light pink here because that's the only shade that doesn't make my lips pop off my face. I have pale skin.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5945370 - 08/08/06 07:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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mattzdope said: Can't say that I haven't tasted the sweet menstrual nectar before though. Sorry to anybody that's eating.
Too late. I'm eating spaghetti right now. It almost came up.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5945382 - 08/08/06 07:32 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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HEH, that's gotta be close to one of the worse things to be eating while reading this post. Word to the wise, it gets no better. 
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blackroselove said: WOW! I've never heard of feamale butt bleaching.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: blackroselove]
#5945403 - 08/08/06 07:37 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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blackroselove said: it gets no better.
You rang?
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: _Aegis_]
#5945408 - 08/08/06 07:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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well if it aint that gravediggin' mother fuckign from around the way...
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: _Aegis_]
#5945410 - 08/08/06 07:40 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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well if it isn't trouble.
is a pretty damn good post.You know ahasn't closed it because he's much too busy laughing..
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: blackroselove]
#5945414 - 08/08/06 07:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: _Aegis_]
#5945415 - 08/08/06 07:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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The old man is in the house!
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5945418 - 08/08/06 07:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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lookin' into it fer ya.... i have seen them before, but they're not very popular.... kinda works like a sponge though....
will check back shortly...
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
#5945429 - 08/08/06 07:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I wanna make glass sex toys.
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it's s big buisness..
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: CaptainH13]
#5945433 - 08/08/06 07:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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heh, or that too!

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Maybe we could start a business together.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: eris]
#5945440 - 08/08/06 07:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you want me to ship them out to you for quality control and batch testing, well sure....
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Corporal Kielbasa said: I wanna make glass sex toys.
I saw an HBO documentary on that. This professional glass-blowing dude made glass dildos for this sex-toy company. Then the owner of the company took a bunch of the inventions out on his boat and invited several couples to "test them out".
I think I masturbated while watching it.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: CaptainH13]
#5945447 - 08/08/06 07:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Captain my blood lusting friend been a while hey? In the old days we didnt use any birth control and we did a lot of fucking. We did so much fucking this old man probably has bout 10 - 20 kids or aborts back in the nam, theres no tellin really. We pillaged and haunted them villages for days at a time. Thats neither here nor there.
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you'd be surprised how popular they are.... no allergic reaction, easy to clean, also makes a nice table top decoration!
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: _Aegis_]
#5945455 - 08/08/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
#5945462 - 08/08/06 07:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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boatlaunch said: you'd be surprised how popular they are.... no allergic reaction, easy to clean, also makes a nice table top decoration!
Perv.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5945475 - 08/08/06 07:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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can't help myself.
i told you all already... i'm totally everything sex obsessed. the good thing is that now i get paid to be!!!
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
#5945582 - 08/08/06 08:31 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude! That's sweet, what do you do?(sorry for the dumb question, I haven't ran in to you before )
*edit* hey never mind, I jsut read your profile. 
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: blackroselove]
#5945740 - 08/08/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't know what your problem is. I mistyped pussy when I meant put the fingers in the ass. It works wonderfully if you've never tried it.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: passitbobbie]
#5945757 - 08/08/06 09:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Huh?
Naw I've never tried it. I'll pass though.
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
#5945761 - 08/08/06 09:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wanna buy some glass?
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5946272 - 08/09/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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he handed me a sheet with "before" and "after" photos and noted, "This girl's butthole was so white in the 'after' shot, the flash bounced off it!" When she looked ready to spread beeswax back there and get going, I revealed that I'm a writer and just wanted information for a column. "So we're not going to actually do it?" she asked, looking a little disappointed. You know I'll usually try anything once, but the truth is I really like the way my ass looks as it is.
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