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Offlinepassitbobbie
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
    #5944638 - 08/08/06 04:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

start out by taking one finger and working it in her pussy while you fuck her pussy or mouth. Then stick to in all the way and press them around your cock so her skin stretches out around it. If she doesn't like this or cum this way then she doesn't like anal.


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InvisibleBanez
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5944701 - 08/08/06 04:36 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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OHSBrave06 said:
idk maybe this is just plain ignorance on my part..




you may very well be right


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OHSBrave06 said:
well.. the only reason im curious is because she finally started her period




is she 10 or something




lmao.. you fuckin kill me.. i must give u props on that thou.. i completely set myself up..


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Offlineboatlaunch
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5944712 - 08/08/06 04:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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passitbobbie said:
start out by taking one finger and working it in her pussy while you fuck her pussy or mouth. Then stick to in all the way and press them around your cock so her skin stretches out around it. If she doesn't like this or cum this way then she doesn't like anal.




** I CALL BULLSHIT **
Okay all, I can't stand anymore of this. For those of you who don't know me, I'll give you a quick lesson. I am an "anything sex" researcher. I have worked in a sex shop for the last 5 or so years and I'll tell you right now, that not all girls like anal. Those who do, love it. Those who don't... probably won't ever.

You have to start very slow. The anus is not a self lubricating orifice, so you MUST use plenty of lube. Also, stay away from anything containing a numbing ingredient. She needs to feel the pain, to be able to tell you when to slow down, or start over. First... after she has relaxed and you've spent some time helping her relax, insert ONE finger into her anus. When she is comfortable with that, insert another. When she can comfortably handle two or three fingers, you can try to insert your package.

Now, keep in mind that your package (I assume) is bigger than your fingers, and is going to penetrate further into her bum, so you have to be very slow, and gentle. I know you see porn stars ramming right into some of those girls, but they have all been "broken in" so they CAN do that. You unfortunately, can't.

Think of it as losing virginity all over again. It's not fun, or pleasurable unless you're both relaxed, and willing to take your time.

However, it is definately worth the effort, for both of you.

**Why is anal sex so pleasurable?" It's pleasurable for both men and women, because with something (finger, beads, plug, or penis) inserted, the nerve endings get more pressure on them, which in turn, hightens sensitivity. As well, like it or not, the man's G-Spot is near the prostate gland, which can only be reached thru the anus. With women, when the anus is "plugged" (sorry for the term, no pun intended...) the nerves inside the vagina also feel more sensation.

Hope I was of some help. And yes, I'm a Shroomery Chick. Anything else I can answer, I'm around.

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InvisibleBanez
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
    #5944724 - 08/08/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

see thats the kind of response i needed.. thanks.. and i def see where passitbobbie is coming from.. thats what my friend did with his gf and it worked..

but ur response was exactly what i needed to know

thanks!


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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
    #5944725 - 08/08/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

OH YEAH! You were of some help alright, now just post some pics and I'm good for the night!


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
    #5944728 - 08/08/06 04:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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boatlaunch said:
Okay all, I can't stand anymore of this. For those of you who don't know me, I'll give you a quick lesson. I am an "anything sex" researcher. I have worked in a sex shop for the last 5 or so years




You do NOT want to admit that in front of all of the desperate guys on this site.

P.S. Where do you live? M/27/single


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InvisibleBanez
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5944733 - 08/08/06 04:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
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boatlaunch said:
Okay all, I can't stand anymore of this. For those of you who don't know me, I'll give you a quick lesson. I am an "anything sex" researcher. I have worked in a sex shop for the last 5 or so years




You do NOT want to admit that in front of all of the desperate guys on this site.

P.S. Where do you live? M/27/single




boy has this thread been entertaining.


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: boatlaunch]
    #5944734 - 08/08/06 04:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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boatlaunch said:
Now, keep in mind that your package (I assume) is bigger than your fingers




If you assume that makes an ass out of u and me.


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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
    #5944761 - 08/08/06 04:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Just take your chick in the shower, turn on the water and fuck the shit out of her.

then wash off your bloody dick and go about your business.

No need to go sticking your cock in her fucking GI tract, thats just fucking disgusting.


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OfflineCepheus
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
    #5944778 - 08/08/06 04:57 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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OHSBrave06 said:
idk maybe this is just plain ignorance on my part.. but do females get any kind of stimulation out of anal sex?

and sorry array- they didnt address this question in my 8th grade sex ed class  :tongue:




my ex gf didn't like it. she squealed in pain  :headbanger:


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OfflineAninator
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5944787 - 08/08/06 05:00 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Madtowntripper said:
Just take your chick in the shower, turn on the water and fuck the shit out of her.

then wash off your bloody dick and go about your business.

No need to go sticking your cock in her fucking GI tract, thats just fucking disgusting.


:congrats:


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InvisibleBanez
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Aninator]
    #5944789 - 08/08/06 05:00 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

yeah fucking a girl while shes bleeding out of her vagina is soo much less disgusting than just sticking it in her ass?


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Cepheus]
    #5944791 - 08/08/06 05:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Did you guys ever hear about the guy who liked to get fucked up the ass by horses? Well, he was having an "encounter" and the horse perforated his intestinal tract. He died a little while later.

Here's a tribute site for the guy (Kenneth Pinyan a.k.a. Mr. Hands):

http://ripmrhands.ytmnd.com/


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OfflineAninator
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
    #5944796 - 08/08/06 05:03 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I dunno all you gotta do is rinse it first


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Invisibledr_gonz
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. [Re: Banez]
    #5944799 - 08/08/06 05:05 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Offlinedrtyfrnk
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #5944809 - 08/08/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
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OHSBrave06 said:
well.. the only reason im curious is because she finally started her period and im not waiting a week to get laid.. thats fucking rediculous.




:wtf: hit it while it bleeds.

Damn lazy kids these days.




Why not just :whacker: to internet pr0n?


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Invisibledr_gonz
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    #5944811 - 08/08/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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InvisibleBanez
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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #5944825 - 08/08/06 05:10 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

damn you must not ever get laid.. my gf thinks thats digusting as fuck.. and shes pretty fuckin kinky.. i mean shes even down for anal.

you must have no idea what ur talkin about


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    #5944833 - 08/08/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Anal (a question for the ladies) [Re: Banez]
    #5944836 - 08/08/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

It's true man, some girls LOVE it.
My ex used too, it's fuckin disgusting getting crusty blood all down your ball sack though !


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