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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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Can't handle the truth cheif?


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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: Northerner]
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The truth is dolphins and the humble dugong (mermaids) are very sexual beings. Much more sexual than getting ass fucked by some giant dirty horse cock. Thier skin is like latex and they have extra intimate holes. You people are savages.


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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: PatrickKn]
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That's how it works thats why the navy uses secret spy dolphins kitted out with weapons strapped to them controlled by advanced mind link technology


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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 1
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Brokeback Mermaid

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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: Hikeadellic]
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Aigh't guys I finally sucked off a dolphin the other day. I'd rate the experience 2/10, the dolphin was gender fluid ftm tranny and I didn't find out until afterward. I kicked that dolphin's ass! Only do gay shit with dolphins. I learned that from my Sifu, Mike. Dolphin bitches be crazy

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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: larry.fisherman]
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google ->
sex with dolphins ->
About 13,500,000 results

Is this illegal? I'm not a biologist.

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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: durian_2008]
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Yes it is federally illegal to be within 100yrds of any marine mammal as doing so can spread dangerous diseases and risks serious injury or death to the person or marine mammal. Remember we all want to save the whales and porpoise but we must do so only by donating to the proper conservation funds so they can distribute the monies in accordance with regulation :sadyes:

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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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Of course in Myanmar anything goes. Anything.

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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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can spread dangerous diseases



:stoned2:

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donating to the proper conservation funds



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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: durian_2008]
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Thank you for flying :psychoactiveair: , Next stop Myanmar

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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: Hikeadellic]
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im amazed nobody has mentioned that dolphin pussy jelly stuff


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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: KetaminePeen] * 1
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Well? TELL US MORE


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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: twighead]
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Search result #1 --
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The Dolphin Vagina. In certain dolphin species, namely Bottlenose, female vaginal tracts secrete an organic chemical while mating that allow a male to orgasm for as long as the penis remains within the vaginal tract, resulting in multiple continuous ejaculations. This is speculated to increase chances of fertilization for each act of reproduction.



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Scrumptious dolphin jelly Wholesale Prices



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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: durian_2008]
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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: twighead]
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twighead said:
Well? TELL US MORE



no, I dont think I will


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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: KetaminePeen]
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Don't you want to save the dolphins?

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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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Is dophin marriage a legal pathway to citizenship and a means for their children to achieve human rights?

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: Ole Field Trashe] * 1
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Peculiar inquiry. No, I have not. Nor do I expect to. However I have never been in a position where that would have been a possibility. Although who's to say what fate were to hold if I were ever to find myself in a situation alone with a dolphin. Particularly if alcohol was introduced into the equation.

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