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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: Ole Field Trashe] * 1
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Nah dude dolphins scare me


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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: Tight Lunchbox]
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Mike Tyson is scary, but you probably wouldn’t pass up the chance, so why dolphins? Racist?

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: vandago]
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I bet a dolphin would suck mad dick if it had lips and not all those teeth, on account of the long face and the head is already in deepthroating position. There's probably a really happy walrus out there somewhere

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: theRealrollforever]
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thank you for your service

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: Saltine]
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If you don't suck off the dolphin of your own free will, it will just rape you.

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2019/03/animals-rape-murder-morality-humans/585049/


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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: Ice Nine]
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You guys ever see that video of a dolphin fucking a dead fishes mouth



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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: trees]
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Back when I was a pro fisherman I was pissing off the edge of the boat one time and this girlie dolphin swims up and lays back a bit and opens her flaps so I could see her pussy hole. Cheeky.


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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: Northerner]
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We're you aroused?
:freud:

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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I'm not sure, I've never been propositioned by another species before.  :strokebeard:


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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: Northerner]
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:chump:

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: ModularMind] * 1
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I greatly enjoy sucking off dolphins.


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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: Amanita86]
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Plot twist:
OP is referring to the NFL team.

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: ModularMind]
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Plot twist; it's still fucked up


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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: theRealrollforever]
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Last night Jeb and I had some crabs with members of the 1972 Miami Dolphins. Dan Marino and his really dynamic wife. TV stars Andy Garcia, a movie star. We had a fantastic experience.

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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Formula: 0https://media.newyorker.com/photos/590971c68b51cf59fc42289e/master/pass/Stokes-Jeb-Bush-Hot-or-Not.jpg


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18+ For Adults Only [Re: twighead] * 1
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18+

For Adults Only:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case


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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
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If you live near seattle you might have sex with dolphins and horses, wow


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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: twighead]
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According to Charles Mudede, co-writer of the 2007 documentary film Zoo, the men trained the horses to penetrate them by stripping, applying a horse breeding pheromone, and bending over. In 2015, Mudede wrote that the men had a sexual fixation on large penises "that may have had nothing to do with horses". He also believed Pinyan did not truly love horses and was not a true zoophile, although Pinyan had a cast created of the penis of his favorite horse, Strut.

- Wiki

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Also, why was his alias, Mr. Hands?


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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
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Apologies for the crude subject change - Mr. Hands.

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Maybe it's best we let Mr. Pinyan rest in peace.

Apologies to his shade.

HS


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Re: 18+ For Adults Only [Re: HomelessSorcerer] * 1
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This is a scientific dolphin discussion :facepalm:

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