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Kesmai
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Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee?
#6090112 - 09/22/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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http://blog.payitforwardonline.com/2006/09/22/are-dolphins-smarter-than-a-walmart-employee/
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At the Institute for Marine Mammal Studies in Mississippi, Kelly the dolphin has built up quite a reputation. All the dolphins at the institute are trained to hold onto any litter that falls into their pools until they see a trainer, when they can trade the litter for fish. In this way, the dolphins help to keep their pools clean.
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I’m finally in the store and some guy follows me around, telling me that bandaids are on sale for 97 cents or something like that. I realized at this point that he was an employee. Even after I told him I wasn’t interested, he gave me a big speech about the bandaids- alright buddy I don’t want your bandaids.
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: Kesmai]
#6090122 - 09/22/06 12:32 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm not sure I get that comparison. I'd say dolphins are smarter on average though since 0% of dolphins work for Walmart whereas 100% of Walmart employees work for Walmart.
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: Kesmai]
#6090132 - 09/22/06 12:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dolphin greeters would be a lot cooler than old retarded people. (no offense old retards)
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#6090135 - 09/22/06 12:36 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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none taken
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: despisedicon]
#6090140 - 09/22/06 12:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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yer alright, pops.
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#6090143 - 09/22/06 12:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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thanks buddy
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rod
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: despisedicon]
#6090184 - 09/22/06 12:58 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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can walmart people do this. I think not
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: rod]
#6090195 - 09/22/06 01:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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dolphins are smarter than the average bear
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: Infrared]
#6090198 - 09/22/06 01:02 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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not boo boo
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: Kesmai]
#6090372 - 09/22/06 02:04 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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The average Wal*Mart employee is, I'd guess, either underqualified or just in a bad way.
Working for wal*mart is one of the worst retail jobs a person can get. Wal*mart is non-union, has a history of violating labor law, and is generally just a demanding and domineering employer.
If someone could do better than wal*mart, then I doubt they would pass up on the opportunity to do better.
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: Konnrade]
#6090415 - 09/22/06 02:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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My best friend was a cart-pusher for a year at walmart. A few of his friends worked there too, and they just fucked around all day, screwing wal-mart. They never got fired, and they missed PLENTY of work days. At their age, they could survive off of the money. It didn't seem so bad - however, I have since then edumacated myself on walmart and don't set foot in the death store unless I must.
Have you seen the crazy shit walmart pulls in China? Making their employees live in "walmart housing", and taking the rent out of their paychecks? Even if they don't want to live in the housing, rent is still stolen from them. Fuck. That's hardly the worst of it.
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Banez
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: lukeboots]
#6090623 - 09/22/06 03:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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walmart employees have their own IQ test score range.. somewhere between 20-40.
i personally dread shopping at walmart however sometimes the low prices just suck you in.
the customers are just as bad as the employees half the time.. never know what ull see.
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: Banez]
#6090647 - 09/22/06 03:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Beer guts and sweatpants, mostly.
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Banez
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#6090658 - 09/22/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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oh but thats only the start.. i like seeing breastfeeding, i cant help but to focus in on some nipple.
but yeah, its an adventure out there.
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Irradiated_Feces
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: Banez]
#6090666 - 09/22/06 03:18 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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weirdo
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Banez
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#6090669 - 09/22/06 03:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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i guess so.
have u ever seen a woman breastfeeding in public? it somehow catches the eye... and then wont let it go.
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Irradiated_Feces
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: Banez]
#6090672 - 09/22/06 03:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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do you watch mothers change their babies diapers too?
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Banez
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#6090680 - 09/22/06 03:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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no. thats completely different.. theres no titty involved.
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: Konnrade]
#6090772 - 09/22/06 03:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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my friend used to work for walmart and he said they made you pledge alligence to walmart or something and in montreal a few years ago they shut one down cuz they unionized and opened a new one down the block. fuck walmart steal from them especially if you work there
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Banez
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: rubixcubies]
#6090775 - 09/22/06 03:43 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah who doesnt steal from walmart.
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: Banez]
#6091386 - 09/22/06 07:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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nuns
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Kesmai
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: freddurgan]
#6092713 - 09/23/06 09:09 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think at Walmart and Target they don't prosecute unless you steal something worth $20 or more.
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: Kesmai]
#6092726 - 09/23/06 09:23 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I saw an "employee" at a WM that was apparently completely retarded and possibly a para/quadriplegic. He was in his motorized chair, with WM blue uniform/vest thing on, sitting there with a crooked neck and drooling...next to him, doing "his" work for him, was ANOTHER employee, stocking things from a cart near by. So I guess on paper he was an actual "employee", but c'mon!?
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Kesmai
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Re: Are Dolphins Smarter Than A Walmart Employee? [Re: Cubenisseur]
#6093638 - 09/23/06 04:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Has anyone seen the episode of the simpson when those bad ass dolphins took over the town?
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