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Do not compete with me to see who is more absent-minded
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Because you will lose.

I am the emperor of absent-mindedness.  I mean, at any given time, there are no fewer than 5 bruises on my body.  And that's not the worst part.  The worst part is that for the vast majority of them, I have no idea how they got on there.

Can you beat me?

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Re: Do not compete with me to see who is more absent-minded [Re: TinyBee] * 1
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TinyBee said:
Can you beat me?


i can, but you will only end up more bruised.

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Re: Do not compete with me to see who is more absent-minded [Re: TinyBee] * 1
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You ever been in a hurry and looking for your keys getting all angry and cussing, and then realize they've been in your hand or pocket the whole time?


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Re: Do not compete with me to see who is more absent-minded [Re: druqs]
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druqs said:
TinyBee said:
Can you beat me?


i can, but you will only end up more bruised.

Good one.

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Re: Do not compete with me to see who is more absent-minded [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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tyrannicalrex said:
You ever been in a hurry and looking for your keys getting all angry and cussing, and then realize they've been in your hand or pocket the whole time?


No, but I sometimes pull my mask down, and when the bus comes, I am in a huge hurry delving into every pocket but I just can't find my mask.

Edited by TinyBee (05/03/21 12:39 PM)

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Re: Do not compete with me to see who is more absent-minded [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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tyrannicalrex said:
You ever been in a hurry and looking for your keys getting all angry and cussing, and then realize they've been in your hand or pocket the whole time?


:guiltyascharged:


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WG32 KILLED HOFFA
PROFESSIONAL BALL BUFFERER
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TODAY IS BEER DAY

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Re: Do not compete with me to see who is more absent-minded [Re: Nifflerz]
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I was just finishing a 12 hour day at school, walked half a mile from school to where my car was parked, realized I left my keys at school, walked back to school, checked everywhere, then found them in my pocket.


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: Do not compete with me to see who is more absent-minded [Re: Nifflerz]
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User is banned:rofl2:


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Some call me Paw 🐾
When I get pulled over they ask for my autograph ✍️

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Re: Do not compete with me to see who is more absent-minded [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
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Darn that didn't take long, it's like he was trying for the hammer.

Should have pleaded insanity for a free pass.


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We are the music makers, the dreamers of dreams.

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Re: Do not compete with me to see who is more absent-minded [Re: Northerner]
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Northerner said:
Darn that didn't take long, it's like he was trying for the hammer.

Should have pleaded insanity for a free pass.


He'll be fine, didn't he get a VPN specifically for this situation?


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: Do not compete with me to see who is more absent-minded [Re: Ima Trooper]
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whatd they get banned for, and I think he was a she, I forget how to check how people got banned, I didnt really see them do anything bad except spout anti-vaxx rhetoric


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Do not compete with me to see who is more absent-minded [Re: Ima Trooper]
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12 points strike out, will be back never to explain her/himself.

Ima Trooper said:
Northerner said:
Darn that didn't take long, it's like he was trying for the hammer.

Should have pleaded insanity for a free pass.


He'll be fine, didn't he get a VPN specifically for this situation?


Just maybe capable of following through with that plan.

We'll send out the scouts to watch for incoming muppets.


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We are the music makers, the dreamers of dreams.

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Re: Do not compete with me to see who is more absent-minded [Re: Northerner] * 1
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I admired the balls it took to ask for recommendations for a VPN specifically for circumventing bans, on the website he was planning on getting banned from. :lol:


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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