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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: koods]
    #27261035 - 03/19/21 10:26 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

He put baby raccoons in the attic.


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #27261037 - 03/19/21 10:28 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

I think the most forward sword is of battle.


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: Fiery]
    #27261048 - 03/19/21 10:35 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Its already established dominance and marked your house as its territory its just gonna burrow more holes and collapse ur roof


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #27261068 - 03/19/21 10:46 PM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Which would be ok in the acceptable nature of things.


I can se it now! The localn animist shows up ad mumified 70,000 dogs- cats, monkies, birds- etc



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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: Fiery]
    #27261165 - 03/20/21 12:35 AM (1 month, 16 days ago)

I have had success using fox urine in my attic to get rid of rodents, not sure if the same thing would work for a raccoon

Man that shit stinks  :piss:


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 1
    #27261198 - 03/20/21 01:19 AM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Koods dont stand a chance:smilingpuppy:


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27261200 - 03/20/21 01:23 AM (1 month, 16 days ago)

He does if he puts on chainmail armour on his facemask as he goes up there





Can we get a +1 to someone holding the ladder



Koods- just let it destroy your house and become homeless


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: Fiery]
    #27261215 - 03/20/21 01:58 AM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Have a friend come over and stay sober to hold the ladder while you get drunk, getting drunk will eliminate any fear you would have had,put cushions all around the ladder, then you can just grab the fucker and throw it outside with your bare hands. Its fool proof :awehigh:


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27261227 - 03/20/21 02:11 AM (1 month, 16 days ago)

I hope you own this house OP because i would not be risking breaking my neck on a ladder for someone else's property. I had a squirrel in my attic, bought poison that was supposed to make him run outside after he ate it looking for water. The running sounds of claws stopped and I thought it was dealt with but a few months later the death smell seeped thru and the moldy puss filled squirrel body had to be removed. Lucky i flipped a coin with my brother and he did the dirty deed, worst smell ever


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: viraldrome] * 1
    #27261238 - 03/20/21 02:35 AM (1 month, 16 days ago)

So the moral of the story there is to not use poison.


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: viraldrome]
    #27261239 - 03/20/21 02:39 AM (1 month, 16 days ago)

But one time I used it....


I was camping out and the mice were starting to come and live in my car.


The night before I had seen three huge elk and a bobcat and I was on a ritual so when I finally fell asleep I kept hearing a sound like a mice ticking.




Come to find out- the posion that I was NOT going to use had trapped this mice and it kept me up all night and that night the shadows of the river descended upon me.



When the morning came I was entirely broken and I went to check what it was- since as before I was in the tent shaking and shiverin and afraid for my life- no axe gave me comfort.


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: Fiery]
    #27261240 - 03/20/21 02:42 AM (1 month, 16 days ago)

I found out it was a mice trap at the back of the THIRD TOP SHELF on my table outside and the entire night I was listening to a dying mouse of dehydration and poison trying to escape


It was terrible. I didn't care that I myself was broken I felt so much shame for leaving that poison out - even though I thought it was unreachable.


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: Fiery]
    #27261286 - 03/20/21 03:49 AM (1 month, 16 days ago)

If Koods doesn’t kill this raccoon I’m going to go out and kill one in the wild

So now there’s no ethical reason not to kill it koods

In fact, I’ll kill two :idea:


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #27261298 - 03/20/21 04:03 AM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Why the fuck would I kill it?


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: koods] * 1
    #27261355 - 03/20/21 05:45 AM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Its imprinted on you now as it's mother when you threw that trash junk at it. even if you relocated it like 1000 miles it would use earths magnetic field to find its way back to your attic. Your pretty much stuck with this thing and any eggs it might have laid in there already. Just gonna have to raise them up like one your own :shrug:


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: koods]
    #27261412 - 03/20/21 07:59 AM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Why the fuck would I kill it?




To save the two I’ll kill if you don’t.


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: TheFakeSunRa] * 1
    #27261419 - 03/20/21 08:09 AM (1 month, 16 days ago)

Have you ever contemplated the fact that if all the raccoons in San Francisco teamed up they could probably release a very wholesome and free app about where to find a safe place to sleep or how to find free food some yuppie was going to throw to waste. Have you ever dreamed of a world where raccoons are your friends and sometimes you match them on tinder and its unusual but i mean, its 2029  - live your life.  Who knows what is around the corner for us. My new boyfriend who works for Google developed an app that helps people find nice places to live that are affordable with fixed rent and also it doubles as a way of people helping get rid of their left overs.  He works really hard, his tiny hands are black from mashing iphone screens all day whilst yelling in mandarin.  Tonight we had left over papajohns somebody didnt want.  He asked me to marry him.  I said yes.


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 1
    #27261771 - 03/20/21 01:44 PM (1 month, 15 days ago)

Replaced the vent screen while the raccoon was out getting smokes or whatever they do. He’s gonna have a rude surprise when he learns he’s been evicted.

There’s a shed with an attic that is open to the outside he can live there if he wants


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: koods]
    #27261775 - 03/20/21 01:47 PM (1 month, 15 days ago)

:sad:


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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: koods]
    #27262028 - 03/20/21 03:53 PM (1 month, 15 days ago)

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Replaced the vent screen while the raccoon was out getting smokes or whatever they do. He’s gonna have a rude surprise when he learns he’s been evicted.

There’s a shed with an attic that is open to the outside he can live there if he wants




I’m betting on the coon making a re-entry.

Good luck though. Hope it works. If it does glad you didn’t have to kill it but now I gotta do what I gotta do...kill two


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