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Re: Lengthy Night Complications (LNC) [Re: Lophosaurus] * 7
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Well, I had a totally fucked up day. I thought I was in for an awesome time at the lake with my jet ski.....boy was I wrong....very wrong.

I should have saw the signs leading up to it, bought the wrong battery at Autozone, then returned it when they were swamped (first fuck up). Then I couldnt find my tools I needed for my trailer hitch. Had to buy some things, twice cause the first one wasnt the right size. I finally get to the lake and its about half an hour before sunset (huge Fuck up). The time I arrived at the dock was about 8PM. Im about to unload my jet ski and I see a lesbian couple pulling up to the dock with kayaks. That was really cool. What a nice couple. Lesbians are awesome. As they were loading their kayaks, I thought about asking if they need help lifting into one of the ladies truck but they seem to be OK with the two of them and I didnt want to intrude. So they leave in their truck and Im unloading my jet ski at the dock.

Everythings going OK. I park my car, take a half hit to LSD then start riding my jet ski out to the lake. Im riding on the lake, its really pristine and beautiful, glassy water, just perfect. Theres no boats or other jet skis so the water is super glassy. Very rare. Its amazing. Perfect for jet skiing. So Im playing around on my ski, and notice that its starting to sink under the water on the back end. I thought.....hmmmm thats not good. I look in the engine bay and its half-way flooded. I was like "Oh fuck! Im in trouble." So I jump out into the water (had my lifejacket on, waters pretty cold but not too bad) and I luckily had a water bottle in my cargo bay. That helped a ton. I start bailing water with a skinny neck water bottle, hanging to the side of the ski, it was fucking ridiculous. Heading toward shore, idling the whole way because thats I could do. Made it, found a SubZero wide mouth metal canteen. That thing was a true saver. So much easier to bail out water. Took me about an hour to bail out all the water. Sun is down, its getting dark. Finally, i said I gotta get moving, started riding again at half speed toward the dock, same thing happens, sinking, gotta stop and bail out water. Saw a couple floating branches which scared me pretty good. Glad there wasnt any sharks! That was comforting. So there I was, idling toward the dock, trying to steer while floating in the water holding on the rail, holding on to the side rail, the massive seat on the right side resting, and Im just bailing water in dark.

If someone saw what I was doing, they would have laughed their ass off, it was fucking stupid. I deserve that. So now its getting even darker, I see the stars, beautiful, still idling toward the dock. I see orange light, I thought someones maybe gonna help me? It kept turning on and off. Its pretty eerie, especially since I was on LSD. I finally make it back to the dock, so relieved to be on that dock. Found out that light was the dock light, but its malfunctioning so it was turning on and off randomly, making it look kinda spooky. Glad it kinda worked thou cause I couldnt see anything. While positioning my trailer, I broke one of the old wooden rests that my ski sits on. I was like "fuuuuuuuck". Somehow I wrestled it onto the trailer, then pulled it out of the water, then bailed some more water, then finally drove home. I finally look at my watch, it says Midnight. Fucking Midnight. I cant believe it. Then when I get home, I get the trailer where I need it, then decided to tilt the trailer with the jet ski on it to get all the water out, but my jet ski slides off the trailer! Fuuuuuuuuckk. That was stupid. Another fuck-up. So now, my jet ski is half sitting on the ground with the trailer tongue totally in the air at a 45 degree angle. Its looks stupid and Its too heavy for me to fix by myself. Fuck. I threw the cover on and called it fuckin day....

Its a Memorial Day I'll never forget. Many lessons learned :nonono:

But then something magical happened, I was looking up at the stars, and I noticed a high-altitude UFO who was changing speeds, it would speed up then slow down, then speed, then slow down. Was this a reference to my new found passion of Forza 7 which requires lots of braking and lots of accelerating? I cant help but wonder. I could see the changing of the speeds due to the proximity of stars around the UFO as reference. Then another high-altitude UFO flashes me! Like really bright! That was amazing. It was so bright like a flashbulb going off in space. And then the other UFO disappeared. Then about 20 minutes, I see another high-altitude UFO, harder to see, not as much speed changing going on, but I can still notice it. Then I glance away and look back at it and it stopped! Like full stop. I was like Whoa, its just pretend its a star. I see you UFO. But then it keeps moving along since I can already see it anyways, then it fades out in the darkness.


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Re: Lengthy Night Complications (LNC) [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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Sounds like a wild night! I'm glad you're OK!

Why was is it so important to stop and bail out water at that moment? You couldn't keep going until you get to shore?

I'm having myself some morning coffee, I'm getting my smell back from my chronic sinusitis, and I forgot how good it smells and tastes! And clean laundry! And how my room smells! Being able to smell is great!


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Re: Lengthy Night Complications (LNC) [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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That sucks dude. On the bright side you noticed the problem before you just sank and lost your jet ski. It could end up being a not too bad of a problem, I'm not a jet ski expert but as long as you didn't hit something it's probably a seal of some kind, possibly internally as I'm guessing there's an intake before it goes out. Maybe a hose, bushing, gasket. Something pops under pressure or just needs more regular maintenance.

Isn't it kinda funny though how a little lsd can make anything in to an ordeal/adventure? I think so :lol:

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Re: Magical Day Clearness (MDC) [Re: ninja cat 09] * 2
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Sometimes I can’t help but perceive feet as freaky mutated hands. 

Why can’t we just have 4 hands ....

and a working tail, that would be great.

:thatsinteresting:


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Give me Liberty caps or give me Death caps.

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Re: Magical Day Clearness (MDC) [Re: The Blind Ass] * 3
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What’s up all you cool cats and kittens?

Up early with this kids again but that’s ok!

The usual feelings of crushing responsibility and being trapped in a life I don’t want to live have been replaced by bated anticipation!

You know why? Because I get to eat today! :datass:

Gonna have a smothered burrito today so I don’t die and it’s gonna be excellent!

After that I think I’ll go another 100 hours then call it good for now.

In other news, I want my switch! :witch:

Like aforementioned, I bought a switch when they came out and legit never played it so Jess commandeered it.

Recently I got the strong need to play it so I went an ordered one on eBay for a huge markup because I guess they are like going extinct.

I told Lily and she got all excited saying now she could play animal crossing and I corrected her saying now I could play animal crossing lol so now she ordered a switch lite.

Hmm what else. Kinda just been chillin.

I slept like all day yesterday being a terrible mom and just playing Subnautica in VR.

That game is so excellent. It’s atmosphere is so amazing and sometimes I have to just walk away from it because the ocean depths just get into my head too much and I start panicking.

Last time I played it I was on acid so I decided to make a new safe file and start over and I’m just as in love with it this play through.

Anyways, I’m feeling happy today so thought I’d check in.

Hope everyone is happy and healthy.

Love you.


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Maiden, Mother, and Crone.

You are Me and I am You.

Edited by SARAtonin (05/26/20 12:23 PM)

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Re: Magical Day Clearness (MDC) [Re: SARAtonin] * 2
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:hug:

enjoy your meal time

it is cloudy and dreary here today
presently it is 10 am and the house is as dimly lit as a normal morning around 5 am
it's really slowing me down -- napped for a bit after taking my pills at 7
then got up to find it later than expected
need to tackle my voice training asap
then find something to keep me going through the day

crawling back in to bed with Bits and sleeping the day away is super tempting

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Re: Magical Day Clearness (MDC) [Re: Tantrika] * 2
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Another slow day at work. We may have to shut down again in a week. We are losing money being open.

It's been fully bright out since I'd say 3 am here haha. I woke up at 5 am to use the bathroom and couldn't get back to sleep.

I hope everyone's having a good day:)


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Edited by SonicTitan (05/26/20 12:28 PM)

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Re: Magical Day Clearness (MDC) [Re: SonicTitan] * 2
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You fasting SARA? For how long? Props for going 100 hours without food!

I miss gaming! I need to invest in a decent gaming rig! Or a playstation or a switch! I've got a gaming laptop but it came out in 2014ish and it's kinda old now. Plus, it's running debian on it, I don't like that I can't control a lot of aspects about windows, but then I can't game on debian as well as on windows :frown:

Damn, that sucks Sonic :frown: what do you work at? Restaurant? I've heard they've been having it super rough.


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Re: Magical Day Clearness (MDC) [Re: ninja cat 09]
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I went 1000 hours without food, I fasted 42 days of Lent, its actually 46 but I had to cut it a few days short due to circumstance, I keep trying to do a long fast again but I keep caving at 48 hours


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Magical Day Clearness (MDC) [Re: ninja cat 09] * 1
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Ya, just for a bit. I was doing really well post baby between climbing, running, kick boxing and derby but quarantine put an end to most of that, so between that and still wanting to eat like I’m pregnant I decided it was time for a little exercise in willpower lol


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Maiden, Mother, and Crone.

You are Me and I am You.

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Re: Magical Day Clearness (MDC) [Re: gopher]
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How is that possible without going skeletal? Is it even safe to do?


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Re: Magical Day Clearness (MDC) [Re: ninja cat 09] * 4
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Update on my missing hash from the other day, I went to put on shoes from the shed to mow the lawn and 1/3 of the missing amount was in one of the shoes. The leading theory is still that a raccoon knocked over the plastic tray it was in. So maybe more of it is still around.

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Re: Magical Day Clearness (MDC) [Re: ninja cat 09]
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ninja cat 09 said:
How is that possible without going skeletal? Is it even safe to do?


I lost about 25 pounds in 42 days, I have about another 40 to lose, its safe if you keep up electrolytes and water and you have the fat on you, you see in concentration camps and POW camps where you go in skinny you come out looking like a skeleton, and they get refeeding syndrome from not keeping up electrolytes, I was able to do 42 days on just 3000mg sodium and potassium a day, I probably should have added in 300mg magnesium a day too


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Magical Day Clearness (MDC) [Re: gopher]
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So I bought a air conditioner from Canada Tires website yesterday, and it said it would be ready for pickup at noon today, just wait for the email before coming, I still havnt gotten the email yet, this is ridiculous I should have just walked into the store and bought it, my ride comes in an hour so I hope it comes by then,, or I will have to wait for tomorrow to get it


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Magical Day Clearness (MDC) [Re: ninja cat 09]
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ninja - Yea I'm a chef for a members club. Where we can't have people in the building we can't take membership fees until we reopen fully. Since reopening we have been doing takeout for the public  but it's not as busy as  we anticipated.  The summers are generally slow anyways but this dramatic loss of sales probably due to more people preparing food at home.
I do catering as well but most offices have minimal staff which means no contracts in the foreseeable future.
Will have to stay home and collect EI lol. Guess that means back to practicing drums 5 hours a day and smoking entirely too much weed:p

I miss gaming too, my xbox one shit the bed but it was a refurbished console I bought the day skyrim was released so I guess I got my monies worth. Next system is going to be a switch for sure.


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Re: Magical Day Clearness (MDC) [Re: psi] * 2
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Today is the first day of the year that it's going to be over 100 degrees in my area. Roasting.






LogicaL Chaos said:
Well, I had a totally fucked up day. I thought I was in for an awesome time at the lake with my jet ski.....boy was I wrong....very wrong.........



Damn dude....

Def sounds like "one of those days" .






psi said:
Update on my missing hash from the other day, I went to put on shoes from the shed to mow the lawn and 1/3 of the missing amount was in one of the shoes. The leading theory is still that a raccoon knocked over the plastic tray it was in. So maybe more of it is still around.



Sweet! :awesome:

At least ya found some of it.

Slightly related, but "hash" and "shoes" remind me of this one time I lost some hash oil/shatter.....

....I was at a festi and traded a couple ounces of kratom for a couple grams of hash oil/shatter. I was a bit spun on LSD and MDMA, I was in my tent when I did the trade with the dude and then I took a dab of the stuff right after. Later on in the night I went to take another dab and I could not find the hash oil anywhere. I started to think the dude I traded with ended up "stealing" the hash oil back somehow when I wasn't looking....

....I never found it until the next day when I looked at my sock and saw a fat glob of hash oil all stuck & meshed into it. I had my shoes off in my tent when I did the trade and either had the hash placed in my shoe for a moment or somehow stepped on it while I was all spun in my tent. I was glad to find it and know what actually happened to it but was bummed that I only got one dab out of that stuff lol. I was walking around & dancing all night with a chunk of hash oil stuck to the bottom of my foot and didn't even know lol.







-OM

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Re: Magical Day Clearness (MDC) [Re: openmind]
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I've done similar things haha. One time I dropped a bag of weed while walking and didn't find out until later that night. Ended up finding g te bag the next day on the sidewalk while walking to work haha.


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Re: Magical Day Clearness (MDC) [Re: SonicTitan] * 1
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I dropped a bag of mdma in the TSA line at BWI airport

I’m also leaving scissors in the woods while picking mushrooms and finding them days or months later. Sometimes other people text me to say they found my scissors in the woods. I lose a lot of scissors.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

Edited by koods (05/26/20 03:42 PM)

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Re: Magical Day Clearness (MDC) [Re: koods]
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Do you write you info on the scissors?

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Re: Magical Day Clearness (MDC) [Re: Crazy_Horse]
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If I find something next to a patch of shrooms, I probably know the person who left it there. If they find scissors, they assume they’re mine.



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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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