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Weirdest thing I've seen in a dating profile * 2
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This girl had only like maybe 6 sentences in her profile. But two of them were dedicated to this "I'm not interested in couples. Especially if your girl looks like she has an STD."

Now on the surface that might sound reasonable. But the longer I thought about it... just why?! I can't imagine getting propositioned for a threesome so often that you need to commit a solid third of your profile to telling people not to bother. But then you completely negate that by suggesting that as long as his girlfriend isn't gross, you might be interested.

But then even more strange, if the assumption here is that you are in a committed relationship and you want to spice things up, why would only your girlfriend have an STD but not you? Also, what exactly makes a person 'look' like they have an STD?

It boggles my mind. Some profiles are weird for the sake of being weird. But this is something else



So what are some of your favorite bizarre things you've seen on an online dating profile?


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A cautious young fellow named Lodge / Had seat belts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?-A boy and his dog

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Re: Weirdest thing I've seen in a dating profile [Re: bloodsheen] * 2
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You obviously never saw my Ex-girlfriend.  She looks like she has an STD, and has had STD's and may still have STD's.


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"in sterquiliniis invenitur in stercore invenitur"

In filth it will be found in dung it will be found

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Re: Weirdest thing I've seen in a dating profile [Re: bloodsheen]
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Idk but people should know that constantly editing your profile is not a good look. on some sites it gives your matches a notification everytime you change something.
I used to be guilty of that when I had a profile... I would flip flop between real profile and joke profile trying to save face I guess

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Re: Weirdest thing I've seen in a dating profile [Re: Morel Guy]
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gross


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🐴:poop:
hpoo or die

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Re: Weirdest thing I've seen in a dating profile [Re: mt cleverest] * 1
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"I just want to give you a boner and throw onion rings on it" or something like that. Looked like a chick, but they ended up matching me and messaging me, opening line was "crossdresser here just looking to suck some dick" :frown:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Weirdest thing I've seen in a dating profile [Re: Morel Guy]
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I know a pair of sisters with herpes. They both look like they have herpes. My gf is friends with the younger one and I wasn't shocked when she told me that she told her about it.


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Re: Weirdest thing I've seen in a dating profile [Re: MoonFarmer]
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I've taken some tinder snapshots that I might post if im bored enough

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Re: Weirdest thing I've seen in a dating profile [Re: Morel Guy] * 1
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Morel Guy said:
You obviously never saw my Ex-girlfriend.  She looks like she has an STD, and has had STD's and may still have STD's.


What’s her Number?

I saw a profile that explained the girl hates anyone who isn’t vegan, isn’t feminist, does any drugs, smokes any weed, drinks, smokes cigarettes, plays videogames, is into hooking up, likes dogs more than cats, and is not atheist

Sounds like the girl must have been quite the catch. I read that profile and wondering why the hell anyone bother writing all that out anyways. I have no clue what she actually likes

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Re: Weirdest thing I've seen in a dating profile [Re: topdog82]
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Maybe when nobody met her standards she could write off internet dating as being for sexually deranged plebs and masturbate to her own superiority. Who knows, I've seen less extreme versions of that many many times and I wonder the same thing


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A cautious young fellow named Lodge / Had seat belts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?-A boy and his dog

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Re: Weirdest thing I've seen in a dating profile [Re: topdog82]
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I don't know her number but she's easy, as well as easy to find online.  She loves fake fantasy romance.  It's soooo hot at first, then she has to sleaze her way out of a VD confrontation.


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Re: Weirdest thing I've seen in a dating profile [Re: bloodsheen]
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bloodsheen said:
But then even more strange, if the assumption here is that you are in a committed relationship and you want to spice things up, why would only your girlfriend have an STD but not you? Also, what exactly makes a person 'look' like they have an STD?


Maybe guys with STDs don't look like they have them but girls do. :havesomescience:

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