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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Konyap]
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Yep, I know.


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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I appreciate it!
And I guess I kinda did. I’ve been using this handle everywhere for about 7 years now lol

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Trrrex92]
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My technique was always to start dribking first thing in the morning, and continue drinking until im pissing every 15-20mins, and id try and take my test asap after my most recent piss.

Id let three four seconds of piss go into the toilet then catch just eniugh for the test cup to read mid stream, then cut out

preferably always scheduled the latest appointments i could get as far away from each other i could (830pm) get

Example -if i go on monday, i can schedule for next friday and thats still once a week

Playing these games for years ive had unexpected victories, losses, surprises

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: stzacrack]
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Well I just ordered myself afew home tests. Two 50 ng/ml, one 20 ng/ml; and one that is a multi level dectection test.

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Trrrex92]
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If you dont smoke for a week or two and arent a fat low metabolism slob, you should be able to dilute your piss even if its still over the levels doing what i described

I never bothered with home tests because, if im really that worried im failing, im not going

Id rather be violated over missing appointments with my probation officer than for failing drug tests

Never go if youre gonna fail, make sure you're piss is clean at court and play thw whole "addiction is a disease so i didnt have the ability to help mysel" card, and you can play the game for long enough to hopefully get off

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: stzacrack]
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I thought OP was getting work tested, not sin tested by Big Brother?


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Trrrex92]
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Trrrex92 said: I totally get what your saying. anyway, but I get the sediment, and I’d advise anyone to not do what I did. Play it completely safe, and don’t risk it. But shit happens. All I know, it’s a lot better option to smoke a bowl, then for me to pick up a bottle.


I'm glad you are not drinking your self to death. that's progress.

as well as acknowledgement of the mistake. the reason never matters. we all have our demons to numb. what happens if you fail? longer probation?

thank you for not being egotistical about it and advising that no one else risk it.

honestly, you aren't drinking and that's why you are getting tested anyways, right? so you're not nearly as stupid as I assessed you earlier.

get past the trap on your freedom and heal with mushrooms. if you can get past the bitch who kicked you down, and come to terms with the reality of being stronger than the youthful fuckery you went through, you will have a much healthier life.

keep it real, dawg.


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Salomon]
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I appreciate ithe words man. And yeah me too, I’ve seen too many people in my life have massive problems with alcoholism. Don’t wanna let something become crippling in my life, more than it has already.
And most likely they will make me take an MRT class, get some more money out of me, and keep me on supervised probation without the possibility of getting on unsupervised, which Ill be done at the end of June.
But yeah, got my first and last DUI, got pissed off at a car going 10 under the speed limit in the left lane and floored it around the car, and got back into the left lane and rushed to make a green arrow, and a cop clocked me at 52 in a 40. I’m honestly happy it happened. I had gotten too comfortable driving after drinking, and pushed it afew too many times. A lot better for it to end this way, instead of me hurting someone else, or worse.

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Trrrex92]
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You got a lot of time to get clean. I know one person who it took a month to piss clean. Everyone else is around the 10 day mark. Idk that is what I’ve observed and experienced :shrug:

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Gorlax]
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last time I moved back to TX from CO a few yrs ago it took me around 6 months to get clean.


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: PumpJackTeX]
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How does it work if you smoke in a legal state and go back snd get tested?

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Gorlax]
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depends on whether it's federal or not
most jobs wouldn't ignore weed just because


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Konyap]
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I live in Arizona and they cannot discriminate medical marijuana users and I simply told HR and they didn’t even ask for proof. It was weird but this is one of the few states that have protection for mmj patients

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Gorlax]
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yeah but osha does safety
maybe medical is off for that
but the company gets lower insurance rates if they test soo


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Konyap]
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:boobs:


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: snoot]
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I'm making $25+ hour delivering for door dash fuck corporations I love this gig


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: PumpJackTeX]
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Door dash is a corporation.

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: PatrickKn]
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Let us know if you pass the test man.

I used to drink an absolute shit load, but just got bored of it. Smoke plenty of weed, but no cause for drug tests for me, I do an office job...


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Akatarawa]
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it doesn't have the traditional sense of feeling like your working for a corporation.

I have worked for myself on and off my whole life and it's just like that but less work so yeah


I'm classified as a independent contractor so technically I'm working for myself not the Door Dash corp.

Door Dash only has 300 employees.

I do not work for Door Dash.


So I will say it again


Fuck working for corporations

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: PumpJackTeX]
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48 hours out, and the faintest line possible on a 50 ng/ml test. Gonna continue detoxing today as hard as I can. Gonna be drinking lemon water constantly today, extra apple cider vinegar tablets, along with my benonite clay as well. Been eating very light. Any advice on food intake leading up to the test? I’m getting conflicting info on the inter-webz.

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