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Upcoming drug test(with links concerning dilution and passing a test)
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Good evening everyone! So I just want to get some opinions, advice, and maybe your experience with urine drug tests and cannabis.
I have a drug test next Thursday(3/14) and I haven’t smoked since 3/02, and I smoked for about 2 weeks total(one bowl or a couple bong rips almost everyday) being clean beforehand. I’m about 5”8 160. Got alil fat on the stomach but not much.
I’m currently started taking all my basic supplements/drinking benonite clay/ and getting some cardio everyday. Oh! And drinking plenty of water. Planning on cutting out the cardio 3-4 days before the test.
What do you guys think? Should I be in the clear?
My urine sample is sent to a lab if that makes any difference. Worst case scenario, I drink a shit load of water and pull a negative dilute test and they have me test again the following week.
Would love to hear some of your experiences with urine test and marijuana.

Just a collection of sources I’ve used for this “adventure”...
I figured I’d post them In case someone else may need them one day. I may of missed some that I read but here is what I got.

https://calculator.marijuanacentral.com/preparing-for-a-urine-drug-test/

https://www.redstormscientific.com/how-do-you-use-certo-sure-jell-to-pass-a-drug-test/

https://cannapassdetox.com/methods/urine-dilution/

http://boards.cannabis.com/threads/dilution-tips-tricks-and-guidelines.1147/

http://boards.cannabis.com/threads/pass-piss-test-evrytime-not-really-but-a-good-discussion-on-certo-pectin.137733/


Edited by Trrrex92 (03/13/19 02:48 PM)

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Trrrex92]
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Bit iffy. Lab tests are pretty accurate inside 3 weeks, especially if the detection tolerance is 0.

Hopefully you can flush it.


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Northerner]
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day of the test drink a shit load of water and have some b12
it might come out yellow enough to pass


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Konyap]
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Drink water, exercise. You should be fine.


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Bumbaa]
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Konyap said:
day of the test drink a shit load of water and have some b12
it might come out yellow enough to pass


Bumbaa said:
Drink water, exercise. You should be fine.


https://www.marijuanabreak.com/online-thc-calculator


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: BlazeGlassDabs]
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Drink a bunch of water and make sure you pissing clear. Best bet

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Ogla]
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Your fine. I smoke cannabis a lot and when I stop for 10 days I’m usually clean. You will be fine just keep up with what you are doing. This doesn’t work for others so don’t think it will be a definite pass. Always good idea to get the cheap drug test off eBay for cheap and test yourself. You can also do this to pass a test

Obviously stop smoking. Day before test eat a lot of meat or take a creatine supplement a few hours before starting this ritual. Day of test start drinking lots of water till you piss absolutely clear. Then drink another glass and do not piss. Take 2 tylenols and vitmamin b12 or a 5 hour energy. Then hold your piss till the test. When you pee it should be yellow from the tylenol and b vitmains but its essentially water and the creatine from the day before should keep the levels in your urine about normal.

I used this method for gc/ms urine test after stopping for 14 days. I could of already been clean but this method ensures I pass everytime.

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Gorlax]
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You'll probably be fine but it's borderline. People have failed after 30 days. I passes after 20. But 12 is cutting it close.

If this is something really important you should substitute with synthetic urine or clean urine. It's not hard to do and if u get clean urine it's a 100% pass.


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: searching]
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searching said:
You'll probably be fine but it's borderline. People have failed after 30 days. I passes after 20. But 12 is cutting it close.

If this is something really important you should substitute with synthetic urine or clean urine. It's not hard to do and if u get clean urine it's a 100% pass.


yep. I used my clean brothers piss once for a job and it worked :thumbup:


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Konyap]
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Konyap said:
day of the test drink a shit load of water and have some b12
it might come out yellow enough to pass


Or just havn't smoked the weed in 4 years.


I don't know why I can't smoke the weed and have a good job. But I'm clean now, and I also have a good job.


I just feel like it's liability.

If you have the best skills but fails the pizz quiz, you're out.

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Fiery]
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Yeah, small sacrifices for large gains. I'm with you Fiery.

I get random tested at my job a few times a year. Feels good not worrying about that.

I know its fk'd, but I'm playing the game not making the rules.


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Northerner]
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Its portrayed as an insurance liability when in all fairness we know it really isn’t. Even for life insurance they categorize weed smokers the same as cigg smokers. Bullshit.

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Gorlax]
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it's a racket
all it does is test metabolites
they don't care if you smoke crack or do opiates they just want your money


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Konyap]
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Yeah. This is a probation drug test -_- I’ll have someone watching me, so clean piss or synthetic isn’t really an option. I’ve managed to smoke for a week and be clean in 2 weeks in the past, so I’m really hoping my body pulls through on this on, as this may be my last test, as I may be getting moved to unsupervised. If I knew I would be having the that option, I would of just held off on smoking but I was told at the being of probation I wasn’t eligible for unsupervised and had to serve my full supervised probation term.

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Trrrex92]
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wow i hope you get thrown in jail


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Konyap]
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Awhhh, thank you! :rofl: :rasta:

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Konyap] * 2
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Konyap said:
wow i hope you get thrown in jail


This. Not because you smoke weed.  Not because you got caught and put on probation.

Because you know that they watch you pee, are using a lab test, this was not a surprise test, and knowing all of this you still decided to do drugs that they're likely to find.

Stop being stupid.

Go buy a drug test kit and if you fail, you're going to fail the lab test. In that case, get completely shitfaced.


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Salomon]
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Recovering alcoholic so I will not being doing that. But I totally get what your saying. I wasn’t aware it was going to be the 14th, it was suppose to be the week after, in which, I knew I would be fine, but scheduling changed. Live and learn, but I’m glad they wont be throwing me in jail though anyway, but I get the sediment, and I’d advise anyone to not do what I did. Play it completely safe, and don’t risk it. But shit happens. All I know, it’s a lot better option to smoke a bowl, then for me to pick up a bottle. I suffer from depression, which has been under control for awhile but started fucking with me due to a fucking chick, and mild ptsd from my childhood, luckily my episodes are far and few between unlike how they used to be. Fungus has helped a lot.

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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: Trrrex92]
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Good luck! (did you sort of steal my username,lol)


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Re: Upcoming drug test [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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all that money spent on the lawyer and people go and fuck up their piss test


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