Home | Community | Message Board


Out-Grow.com - Mushroom Growing Kits & Supplies
Please support our sponsors.

Community >> The Pub

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1
OfflineandySENSE311
nugget <3

Registered: 02/01/04
Posts: 65
Last seen: 12 years, 26 days
Stuck in a rut with drug testing :\ please help
    #2761190 - 06/03/04 08:43 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

hey everyone. im currently getting drug tested about every month, thus i am not able to smoke pot. i used to smoke pot just about everyday untill my parents found out. now they drug test me about every month. i need a solution for random drug testing that is reliable and quick.
it would be great if there were a pill of some sort that i could take every time after a toke session and wipe away all THC in my body.
or something i could put in the urine to destroy all THC toxins.

i dont have alot of time at all when my parents test me. they go to the store buy the  test and when i come in the door they will say
"ok pee in the cup". i only have time in the bathroom to do anything, wit an excuse "i just went to the bathroom".

you can see im in a tight situation. all i want is to be able to smoke anytime i want again and enjoy life :smirk:.

please, any suggestions will be appreciated.


--------------------
"waiting for the time that i can finally say; that this has all been wonderful, but now im on my way"


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineRandolph_Carter
НơĻ?ĢΉō

Registered: 06/14/00
Posts: 29,281
Loc: Shroomery B-list.
Last seen: 6 years, 6 months
Re: Stuck in a rut with drug testing :\ please help [Re: andySENSE311]
    #2761223 - 06/03/04 09:14 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

The only solution to random drug testing is to not be randomly drug tested.

I say wait until you can get away with it.....it's not worth the consequences.


--------------------
"..all those molecules thrashing their kinky little tails, hot for destiny and the street."  Gibson


Nuke baby seals for Jesus!

(This has been a +1 production.)


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinescatmanrav
Brainy Smurf

Registered: 05/08/04
Posts: 11,483
Loc: Flag
Last seen: 3 years, 10 months
Re: Stuck in a rut with drug testing :\ please help [Re: andySENSE311]
    #2761385 - 06/03/04 10:33 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Nah, its a shitty test from the store...theyre easy...bleach. You dont need much, dont want it to stink. A few drops is all.

I'm on random drug test for probation and smoke every two weeks. Had a test 6 days after I smoked and passed. Thats about all that works for that but they test for additives such as bleach, plus watch you piss.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineandySENSE311
nugget <3

Registered: 02/01/04
Posts: 65
Last seen: 12 years, 26 days
Re: Stuck in a rut with drug testing :\ please help [Re: scatmanrav]
    #2761506 - 06/03/04 11:12 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

well what if u smoked, say every other day. would the bleach still work?


--------------------
"waiting for the time that i can finally say; that this has all been wonderful, but now im on my way"


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinecoralrives
Adventurer

Registered: 05/22/04
Posts: 174
Last seen: 1 year, 5 months
Re: Stuck in a rut with drug testing :\ please help [Re: andySENSE311]
    #2761510 - 06/03/04 11:13 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I have beat pro-test with powdered urine many times. You order powdered urine, and then add water. It comes with a hand warmer to heat it if they have a temp gauge on it. When I go in for the test I add the vial of powdered urine to a larger vial, add the right amount of H2O and wrap the hand warmer around it for about 15 min. It is fail safe if no one watches you piss. I keep the large vial in my shorts in case they have me empty my pockets. This may work for you if you folks don't use a temp gauge. Otherwise ... I suggest you move out..........


--------------------
"Be good and you will be lonesome."
Mark Twain


Grow Log




Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinediscoabe
Stranger

Registered: 03/26/04
Posts: 674
Loc: Nevada
Last seen: 11 years, 3 months
Re: Stuck in a rut with drug testing :\ please help [Re: andySENSE311]
    #2761846 - 06/04/04 12:33 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Not to be a dick, but how about not smoking pot.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
PHiSH

Registered: 03/01/03
Posts: 8,127
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
Re: Stuck in a rut with drug testing :\ please help [Re: andySENSE311]
    #2761859 - 06/04/04 12:37 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

drug tests from stores are pieces of crap...those are completely unreliable. My drug rehab told people not to use them, and told parents to not buy them because they give false positives and shit...i've never had one, but ive heard they are easy to cheat on.


--------------------
-Wash uffitze drive me to firenze


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinepsikooz
Stranger
Registered: 07/19/03
Posts: 1,023
Loc: Los Angeles
Last seen: 5 years, 10 months
Re: Stuck in a rut with drug testing :\ please help [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2761897 - 06/04/04 12:54 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

This is tricky. IF this was for probation, i would say stop smoking, because from my experience trying to trick the system will only end up screwing you over. But since this is your parents you could try to get around it. But because of the situation your in, im not sure what you should do.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblefunkymonk
Get's down, withthe get-down.
 User Gallery

Registered: 11/29/02
Posts: 8,160
Loc: saskatchewan
Re: Stuck in a rut with drug testing :\ please help [Re: andySENSE311]
    #2761921 - 06/04/04 01:07 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Break it to you parents that you smoke. Tell them to get over it, and then prove to them you can be succesful, and smoke.

I mean, the way I see it is, why go behind there back doing something you enjoy so much. Talk to them, be well read on the topic. Give them fact's, and win them over that your not a drug fiend, you just enjoy a casual smoke...

:goodluck:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineBarbi
Plastic Person

Registered: 04/22/02
Posts: 12,976
Last seen: 12 years, 1 month
Re: Stuck in a rut with drug testing :\ please help [Re: discoabe]
    #2762134 - 06/04/04 02:55 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

discoabe said:
Not to be a dick, but how about not smoking pot.




Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineandySENSE311
nugget <3

Registered: 02/01/04
Posts: 65
Last seen: 12 years, 26 days
Re: Stuck in a rut with drug testing :\ please help [Re: Barbi]
    #2762774 - 06/04/04 11:58 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)



--------------------
"waiting for the time that i can finally say; that this has all been wonderful, but now im on my way"


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinecoralrives
Adventurer

Registered: 05/22/04
Posts: 174
Last seen: 1 year, 5 months
Re: Stuck in a rut with drug testing :\ please help [Re: andySENSE311]
    #2762931 - 06/04/04 12:51 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

May work for your folk's store bought test. Labs test for adulterants now.


--------------------
"Be good and you will be lonesome."
Mark Twain


Grow Log




Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlineinrlight
Stranger
Registered: 06/05/04
Posts: 5
Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
Re: Stuck in a rut with drug testing :\ please help [Re: andySENSE311]
    #2767380 - 06/05/04 11:32 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

How old are you?


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlineink
heffalump
Registered: 03/24/04
Posts: 21
Last seen: 11 years, 8 months
Re: Stuck in a rut with drug testing :\ please help [Re: andySENSE311]
    #2767481 - 06/05/04 11:59 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Well my friend was informed he had to take a urine test next time he had to pee (the cheap kind from the store) - so he just said he doesn't need to pee yet and drank a lot of water (.8 gallons) (pissed once) popped 3 b-complex vitamin pills (to color his piss yellow so it doesn't look so watered down) then when he pissed in the cup he filled it half full of toilet water. he passed! (smoked for a week straight 2 days prior to this). Also you can fill a visine bottle full of bleach and tape it to your leg/pants/penis and secretly put a few drops in the sample. Or you could fill it with WARM tap water if they don't watch. Alternativly you could just smoke for a few days after they test - it doesn't stay in your body that long. good luck man I know how it is... like someone else said show them you can be successfull and hope they accept you.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1

Community >> The Pub

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* passing road side drug tests
( 1 2 all )
Merkin 11,180 26 07/31/09 03:23 AM
by filthee
* Failed my drug test!!!!!! djd586 2,287 9 05/16/04 11:47 AM
by ToTheSummit
* Dreams and drug tests. tak 1,138 9 10/31/03 08:58 PM
by tak
* New Jersey teens face Agressive Random Drug Testing... Dark_Star 1,247 17 01/30/07 07:05 PM
by RipVanWinkle
* Drug Test Your Teen Dot Com carbonhoots 3,052 12 01/02/04 04:16 AM
by Anno
* I passed my drug test!
( 1 2 all )
MOTH 3,822 39 08/11/05 12:45 AM
by zenmunk
* my job and drug test. TheLightIsOn 1,366 12 09/22/06 09:28 PM
by Skunk420
* Surprise drug test avidpicker 1,119 13 09/19/07 01:05 PM
by searchalx

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
1,336 topic views. 27 members, 111 guests and 52 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:
Azarius
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2016 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.049 seconds spending 0.003 seconds on 14 queries.