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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: 1234go] * 2
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1234go said:
Led Zeppelin said:
They are actually the only animal besides humans that have sex for fun


False. Many other animals have been observed having sex for pleasure.

Here's just one source.
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20140613-do-animals-have-sex-for-fun


Quite the expert i see :strokebeard:


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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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I'm fairly intelligent, yes.

Have you heard back from MUFON about your drug-induced UFO sighting? Were they impressed that you grew your own?

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: 1234go]
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He grew his own aliens?

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Adden]
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Some might say that.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Adden]
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Lol to lazy to investigate but sounds like a fuming good trip.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: tealeaf]
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tealeaf said:
Bros and bras, I'd bang anything for cash if the money is right.

YOLO, am I ryte

:sexysmile:  :safesex:


Pretty much this


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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
if someone paid u $5,000 would u bang a dolphin? like a very willing dolphin who wants to bang u. and when u cum they'd make that cool noise that only dolphins can make

Intelligently discuss


I see youve elected to phone a friend

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23632689#23632689

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23633918#23633918


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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: ModestMouse]
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I need the money bro

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: cannabinated]
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I've never had sex with an animal and never plan to. However, if someone had 10 grand cash and it was a dolphin (over say, a dog or turtle or possum), I'd gladly take their money.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
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:hank:

Hank gets raped by a dolphin?



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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? *DELETED* [Re: XUL]
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Post deleted by niteman

Reason for deletion: deleted


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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: niteman]
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NS4W

Not too terrible but id certainly still be freaked the fuck out afterward.

Edited by ModestMouse (09/15/17 04:37 PM)

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: ModestMouse]
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:why:

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
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Yeah I'd probably pay upwards of $40

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Sheekle]
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I'm more of a manatee kinda guy. Or maybe play a game and see if a sea turtle can escape before I blow a load on it's back. The ocean is chock full of fuckables. Just look at the Japanese, they know what to do with some tentacles better than anyone. I heard if you can get a puffer fish up your ass before it puffs that you've got a world class anal bead.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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Back when i was a desperate addict id have fucked a dolphin for $20
Nowadays itd cost atleast $500


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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
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ModestMouse said:
NS4W

Not too terrible but id certainly still be freaked the fuck out afterward.


That's a preheated fleshlight. I'm down for doing it for free.


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β€œif I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: koods]
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I thought you were gay? :wink:


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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: ModestMouse]
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You have much to learn.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: ModestMouse]
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ModestMouse said:
NS4W

Not too terrible but id certainly still be freaked the fuck out afterward.


Anyone Wonder if it tastes like chicken ?

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