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would u bang a dolphin for money? * 2
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if someone paid u $5,000 would u bang a dolphin? like a very willing dolphin who wants to bang u. and when u cum they'd make that cool noise that only dolphins can make

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Sheekle] * 4
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At first glance I thought it said Dolph Lundgren


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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: SonicTitan] * 6
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Depending on the day, I'd do a dolphin for the 5 grand. I'd bang Dolph Lundgren for free though.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: SonicTitan] * 1
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for sure wouldn't want a bj from a dolphin


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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: venetianblinds] * 1
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You sound like a blast, I bet you're the life of the party. :rolleyes:

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: 1234go] * 1
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Quote:
"Peter liked to be with me," explains Lovatt. "He would rub himself on my knee, or my foot, or my hand. And at first I would put him downstairs with the girls," she says. But transporting Peter downstairs proved so disruptive to the lessons that, faced with his frequent arousals, it just seemed easier for Lovatt to relieve his urges herself manually.

"I allowed that," she says. "I wasn't uncomfortable with it, as long as it wasn't rough. It would just become part of what was going on, like an itch – just get rid of it, scratch it and move on. And that's how it seemed to work out. It wasn't private. People could observe it."

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: ellomello]
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Seen it. That's pretty hot.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: 1234go]
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Yes, any day of the week, over and over again.

Shit I'd do it for $100


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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Ant89] * 1
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For an extra $20, I would bang an electric eel anally.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Lophosaurus]
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Bullshit, now this is just getting ridiculous.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
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I dunno, maybe, $5000 is a little low. Maybe $10000, and I'd want it paid out in LSD rather than cash. Also, I'd want 15mg of xanax before the deed so that I could make sure I erased the memory completely.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Sheekle]
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fuck man I'd do it for free. It's not every day you get the chance to fuck a sea creature, that probably wants the D anyway. Dolphins get horny af and rape eachother n shit.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Sheekle] * 3
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Dolphin: Ummm... That's my blow-hole asshole!

Me: Woah! Your blow-hole doubles as an asshole?!

Dolphin: Shut up dumbass

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
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I woukd bang a dolphin for free, for the experience.

But only after we got to know eachother.


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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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Take the dolphin out to a nice restaurant, have some fine wine, maybe a walk along the beach?

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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Great, now I'm horney

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: nooneman]
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Ha, not quite. Like watch it swim around, interact with the female dolphin in a large pool/aquarium.

Gotta trust a creature that powerful. They weigh like 500lbs.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
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I'd be wondering why a person would want to pay me $5,000 to watch me have sex with a dolphin.


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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: CubesSquared] * 2
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Rename the pub: would u bang a dolphin for money.


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