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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Big Worm] * 3
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Big Worm said:
I'd be wondering why a person would want to pay me $5,000 to watch me have sex with a dolphin.


Nobody said anything about a person, or watching. I think the money was collected by the dolphin friends helping their buddy fulfill his fantasy of getting banged by a human.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: koods]
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If i had $5000, i would donate to the female dolphin im banging in the form of delicious fish.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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I've banged uglier for free, so duh.


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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Distorted Vision]
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That's racist against dolphins


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: koods]
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They gon get it.

Idc what color they are.

Tired of fucking this.



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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Distorted Vision] * 1
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Dolphins are way to intelligent to rape. They are actually the only animal besides humans that have sex for fun, so it would be pretty screwed up to fuck one. Unless you were to take Ketamine and communicate your sexual desires with said dolphin.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Led Zeppelin] * 3
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It wouldn't be rape, part of the agreement of this thread is the dolphin is all about it


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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Distorted Vision] * 1
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Distorted Vision said:
They gon get it.

Idc what color they are.

Tired of fucking this.




You're not fucking it, you're fisting it.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Sheekle]
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I'm more of a porpoise man myself..


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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Amanita86]
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Bros and bras, I'd bang anything for cash if the money is right.

YOLO, am I ryte

:sexysmile:  :safesex:

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
and when u cum they'd make that cool noise that only dolphins can make

Intelligently discuss


I dated a super cool chick 15 years ago that used to talk in her sleep. I can't remember the name of the dolphin, but she seriously would make dolphin noises while sleep talking. I still have a dolphin pen that she gave me that makes that awesome dolphin noise

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: tealeaf]
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The name of the dolphin? Like she would impersonate a very specific dolphin while she was sleeping?


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
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"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Sheekle]
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Have you seen a female vagina under assault by a blowdryer? If I was drunk and didn't want to cause harm or laccitude I'd fuck a any warm slit.

Fuck edkt yes for money.

Edited by Jaegar (09/15/17 04:29 AM)

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Jaegar] * 1
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depends on the gender of the dolphin tbh. Gay dolphin sex wouldnt be something I would enjoy, But i think i could man through it for 5k.

female dolphins can get it for free.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: azzbo]
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Lol who am 8 to criticise interspec8sl diplomacy. Fukit they zin5 go5 no bombs.

Fuck the8r powerless excretion  h9les and  praise our mouths of purpose and endeavour.

Edited by Jaegar (09/15/17 08:43 AM)

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Led Zeppelin]
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Led Zeppelin said:
Dolphins are way to intelligent to rape.


Ordinarily it's the dolphin that does the raping.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: psi]
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Nahbtheybpack rape man. Lol I wonder if tour8sts would say o so cute. Or look they playbhard.

I'm nk5 sur3 and it wouldn't be hard to Google but I reckon fuck getting raped by a dolphin.

Edited by Jaegar (09/15/17 09:30 AM)

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Led Zeppelin]
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Led Zeppelin said:
They are actually the only animal besides humans that have sex for fun


False. Many other animals have been observed having sex for pleasure.

Here's just one source.
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20140613-do-animals-have-sex-for-fun

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Led Zeppelin]
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Thos3 horny  rulers pack rap3 a lone female without human m3qning.

Yes your holy fucking mammals rap3 new news on 11 o clock.

Edited by Jaegar (09/15/17 09:46 AM)

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Jaegar] * 1
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you mean i could have gotten paid for it this whole time? fuck it....the cetaceans have been getting freebies i guess.


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Now he's Johnny Hammersticks hammerin' away like he's friggin' Tommy Noble

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