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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: imachavel]
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He shouldn't wait till Monday as well, go to a 24 hour clinic or even.pharmacy and say a girl I banged said she has chlamydia I need some medication


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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
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Yeah man. She had to insert a stick filled with the stuff and then slowly extract it whilst simultaneously pushing a plunger to release the goods, or maybe insert the plunger pull out the stick...

Needless to say it was somehow all my fault


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Ach en wee ben ik de klos, met mijn boog schoot ik een albatros...

A philosopher is a person who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.


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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
I really needed this in my life.... woohoo.... Thank god it's the easiest once to cure should I have it....

Doc appointment monday....

Thank the lord for condoms...

Have any of you filthy hippies dealt with this bullshit before??? Should I be worried????????????


You never updated this thread, Pat. Very disappointed. Very suspicious. Did you end up with the clap? Did your love for her truly burn?

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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: larry.fisherman]
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I never got anything


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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
Crazy_Horse said:
If you saved yourself for marriage this kind of shit wouldn't happen.


:lolsy:

As if anyone on this website would actually do that


Hey, two years no sex. I'm actually am saving myself for marriage.:awesomenod:


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Hey Shae, Are you still doing that hand thing? I heard you was doing that hand thing today. Oh God what is that?!


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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: JustForToday] * 4
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:yeahthatsfunny:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Shroomslip]
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Shroomslip said:
:yeahthatsfunny:


Unless the married woman comes back into my life. Then it's 0 to 100.:datass:


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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
I never got anything


Happy for you brah :congrats: :congrats: :congrats:

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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: LunarEclipse]
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LunarEclipse said:
Mush 4 Brains said:
Tripsurfer said:
Yeah once shared a fungal infection with an ex girlfriend. Like athletes foot but on my dick :eek:

I had to put some ointment on it for a week. My girl on the other hand had to use some fancy contraption to insert pretty epic loads of the stuff :rofl:


Lol she had to feed her pussy medicated goo??. I'm sorry but I find that misfortune kinda funny


Medicated Goo?




that's one of my favorites by Traffic :smile2:


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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: JustForToday] * 2
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JustForToday said:
Hey, two years no sex. I'm actually am saving myself for marriage.:awesomenod:

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Unless the married woman comes back into my life. Then it's 0 to 100.:datass:


So you're saving yourself for someone else's marriage?

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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Repertoire89]
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Repertoire89 said:
JustForToday said:
Hey, two years no sex. I'm actually am saving myself for marriage.:awesomenod:

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Unless the married woman comes back into my life. Then it's 0 to 100.:datass:


So you're saving yourself for someone else's marriage?


Relax. It's a joke.


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