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... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia
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I really needed this in my life.... woohoo.... Thank god it's the easiest once to cure should I have it....

Doc appointment monday....

Thank the lord for condoms...

Have any of you filthy hippies dealt with this bullshit before??? Should I be worried????????????


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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Patlal]
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:archiebunker:

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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Crazy_Horse]
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You're most likely clean, but it sounds like you're banging a real slutty chick. She's probably having sex with dozens of different men.

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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: qman]
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qman said:
You're most likely clean, but it sounds like you're banging a real slutty chick. She's probably having sex with dozens of different men.



No.... But we'll see what happens. No need to stres until I get tested....

Everything is going perfect in my life and then BOOM dick flu....


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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Patlal] * 1
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If you had a condom that's pretty good for that std.  But what did you expect calling yourself shroomery's STD?

I knew a guy that had that twice.  Called him chuck the clapper.  I think you would know if you contracted.  It would burn when piss or some sort of discharge.


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"in sterquiliniis invenitur in stercore invenitur"

In filth it will be found in dung it will be found

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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Morel Guy]
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Let's hope for the best.

I fucking hate the fact that I have 0 control on this type of shit. It could hit anybody at any time. I just looked it up. I can take a year before showing any symptom....


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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Patlal] * 6
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If you saved yourself for marriage this kind of shit wouldn't happen.

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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Crazy_Horse]
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Crazy_Horse said:
If you saved yourself for marriage this kind of shit wouldn't happen.



:lolsy:

As if anyone on this website would actually do that


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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Crazy_Horse]
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Crazy_Horse said:
If you saved yourself for marriage this kind of shit wouldn't happen.




Ya married people never got vd cause everyone is always faithful.

Moral of the story is ya should of just jerked off.  I never gave myself VD.


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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
Let's hope for the best.

I fucking hate the fact that I have 0 control on this type of shit. It could hit anybody at any time. I just looked it up. I can take a year before showing any symptom....



Don't have sex. 100% control.

(This message has been brought to you by God)


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Patlal]
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Your dick isn't going to fall off. The worst that can happen is it will make you infertile, and you are not a woman. Chlamydia is a hella sexist disease.

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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Patlal]
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You won't shoot up crack, but you will stick your dick in anything that moves.

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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Crazy_Horse] * 1
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Crazy_Horse said:
If you saved yourself for marriage this kind of shit wouldn't happen.



I've never had an STD and I credit the fact that I wear a purity cock ring.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: koods]
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If you had sex before 2005 there is a 90% chance you have some form of HPV.


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"in sterquiliniis invenitur in stercore invenitur"

In filth it will be found in dung it will be found

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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: koods]
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koods said:
Crazy_Horse said:
If you saved yourself for marriage this kind of shit wouldn't happen.



I've never had an STD and I credit the fact that I wear a purity cock ring.



You are already married, so you are safe.

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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Morel Guy]
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I have a wart on my elbow, so I guess I have HPV.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: koods]
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Gross.


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In filth it will be found in dung it will be found

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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Morel Guy] * 1
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It's even grosser when i tell you I got it from anal sex.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: Patlal] * 1
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Patlal said:
Let's hope for the best.

I fucking hate the fact that I have 0 control on this type of shit. It could hit anybody at any time. I just looked it up. I can take a year before showing any symptom....



Why does it hurt when I pee?



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Re: ... and one of the girls I banged just texted me she has chlamydia [Re: koods]
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koods said:
I have a wart on my elbow, so I guess I have HPV.



The cashier at the grocery had warts, so I had to wash all my groceries in bleach.

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